Tell me what you thought it’s important!!! I will hate you forever if there is no comment here. How long is forever for? YOU WILL SOON FIND OUT LURKERS. Don’t allow jealousilence to overtake you it’s a bad look. You can even say something bad I don’t care. (I do! lots.) You can also comment on it on facebook too, fine. Kay see ya! Thank you!
Ok here are the fun questions I want answers for: Beckham or Wolverine? James Dean or George Clooney? Beyonce or Gaga? Spikes or Chains? Paul or John? Kanye or Jay-Z? Sick of that Gotye song yet? Would you dye your hair white? Wonder Woman or Shera? (I asked this one, she said Shera, I was shocked lol) Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe? Michelle Obama or Jackie O? What’s your favourite part about being Aliyah Jasmine?
Channeling something here, what that is, who cares or knows. I already mentioned Mariah Carey once further down in this post so lets go with Jessica Simpson’s boots are made for walking video. It’s the dukes, the daisy dukes. Makes the jealousy pukes.
I have no idea what to wear today on MTV Creeps. I think I might wear the Liz Lisa dress but I also think I will change my mind 1000 times so I’m not going to bother thinking about it until I start getting ready. I do know I will not be wearing the above outfit though ahah, not nearly tanned or chiseled enough for it yet. I bought this shirt from winners weeks ago then forgot about it then found it last night.
Look at my friend (the cat) so cute. She starred in my dance video too of course. Will she need to sign a release too?
This is me practicing it. The lyrics are so easy they’re hard to remember, I know the song so well but over-thinking it messed me up a bit. The outtakes are funny I hope the other guy’s videos suck.
It just was not working trying to be hard and street in this little pretty pretty princess dress. Should I wear it tonight? Right, not thinking about that yet.
And which glasses to wear, or none at all? Decisions, decisions.
And I will not be wearing these heels as I do not know how to walk in them as much as I didn’t try, too hard and scary I look like an idiot trying to maneuver an obstacle course blindfolded, not sexy. Well, sexy, sexy sad. Which has kind of always been my thing anyway.
I need more of these dresses.
Nice typewriter outfit. The typewriter is the dance MC Hammer does by the way.
Should I put my hair in a bun today? Probs.
I found this shirt in the young chicks section. I would never let my daughter wear this shirt and I know my parents wouldn’t either and that is why they invented a thing called “running away” as a solution lol. Did you ever run away? I partied one night with some friends of mine and elected not to go home and my folks did not like that and then the police read my journal and were like yeah, she’s coming back but if she takes off again we will not care. Mom you were so cray up in my space and you still are.
This is definitely a bringing it shirt. I noticed Rebecca and Teacher got all quiet when I came down in it. JEALOUSILENCED. Word of the day I will go tweet that now.
Doesn’t Mariah Carey still dress like this? Or did up to forever? If you have flawless legs you can wear short skirts until you die.
Havin’ our asses dropped off at the show. I’ll post the second half of those pictures in their own post.
Delivery chicken nachos from the weekend. I do not like black beans so I wasn’t that mind blown but Teacher hoovered these while I shoved fajitas and enchiladas in my beautiful fat fucking face mmm. I was full immediately but round two shit got more delicious and I was content.
Risky business.
I did not dig how I looked in the video wearing this barely a shirt so I changed into my flower onesie jumper you will have to wait for the video to see which I assume I’ll have to post and have some kind of youtube views competition which will be depressing I can’t wait.
Oh yeah I went to my cray doctor yesterday it was very therapeutic jajaja. Therapy joke.
This would be cooler if it wasn’t plugged in but I discovered I can just sit it on the plug as a base when it’s charging.
Yes I have other shirts this is just the first thing I grabbed from the tickle trunk pile after trying on several outfits.
I want to get mascara and eyeliner tattooed to my eyes do you know how much time we would save then?
You can request me to move my piles of jewelry and junk from the mantel but you can never make me hide my best friends the designer salt and pepper shaker birds NEVER!
Neatest most weirdest wax-less candles ever. Well I am sure there’s wax but where did it go? The other ones are legit wax though.
Okay it’s getting late ya gots ta go ha ha Stella is running for me.
Nice insecurity blanket shirt. No really, it’s nice. Kay bye.
Welcome to the gun show bro! Yeah, I work out. NBD. I hope I never turn in to the type of person who will one day eventually scream I INVENTED YOU at her. We love Alyssa I am very proud of her for being her with a little bit of me okay I will stop now (no I won’t)(but I will try).
Celeb chef Chris’ Woods hot little wife Dorothy. She danced in a cage before when she was a wild child I asked if she could do that again at her pool party this summer.
Evidently this is upon arrival as my hair is a mess and there are little old ladies still sitting everywhere.
Sat at the same table pretty much as last time. Remember the last time? The mayor was there and so was Dan Aykroyd and I sat on some radio personality’s motorcycle out front and it caused a bit of a scandal. It made the Grid and part because I was doing sh- like this all night long.
and this.
This too.
Dream team.
Well anyway that was then this is now.
And we had an exquisite time as much this time as we did then. There were VIPs peppering the room, one hot shot split after a quickie appearance before Miss Minx’s entourage arrived. His loss.
One of these things is not like the others, come on Rebecca get in here.
Getting better.
Our beet salads.
Roast chicken for main course. It was juicy and succulent, like me.
This is Diane Dupuy and she’s the leader of the pack and is an incredible woman. She runs the ship of all the special darling employees whom both serve and perform at the FPP (Famous People Players) which is one of my favourite places and causes to support. Check out the newly redesigned website for all bg info it truly is an inspiring and magical place and once and awhile Dan Akyroyd rolls on in for a good hang lol.
Throw ‘em a donation if you’re feeling giving someday or get involved there are so many ways in which to do so or go see a show take the kids take a ton of kids old and young it’s fun for the whole fam, a very trippy experience and fancy dining environment.
I brought my non-sexual lesbian life partner Rebecca as my date and as it turns out Rebecca has been to the FPP before fifteen years ago. It does feel like a time-warp going there you will dig it if you’re at all the sentimental type.
I dressed less adulterous this time.
Show time. This post is going to be disjointed because I’m working with two sets of photog’s shots. I recognize that logo I didn’t know Afrim was a thespian the man just does it all. The festival of chefs was the reason behind this particular event it was the launch party.
Nice creeper shot colleague.
It was cool seeing them come out after the show and show us how it’s all done by throwing more light on the performers, that is a great addition that I didn’t get to see last time.
And the players are all adorablah of course too everyone is wine drunk from dinner and in utter awe and by everyone I mean me. I’m glad my dress had white on it and announced to the entire frigging audience our last guys in the theatre arrival, cool one Raymi.
I love the zany puppets, they’re dated-looking and it works and is unexpected so it has the wow-factor when each song and scene changes. There’s just so much going on they really are savants at their craft standing-O bravo indeed.
Look it’s me. Also there was an element of burlesque added to the show which I will just go ahead and take credit for right meow ha ha.
When it was done I didn’t want to be stuck behind all the slow crotcheties so I went through slot in the riser and boy it sure was a farther down drop than expected and it happened in front of this gaggle of elder birds and startled them completely and then, I ran away. I retold the incident for the rest of the evening and chuckled inwardly about it.
This high roller got us a round of wine and told us about his fancy film business life. Apparently he threw one of Toronto’s biggest parties ever during the film fest and no you cannot have his contact information I got dibs.
Blinky Alyssa sitting in a tree and Rebecca is trying to nuzzle my wuzzle.
Everyone was saying I was skinny all night long even though I was skinny the last time I was at FPP maybe they forgot that but it was nice to hear that on a fat day.
Another day where I win for longest toe.
That chick told us a dirty joke in the bathroom. Loved it!
Do you think they are hiring? Lolz. Oh look I am being checked out WHAT ELSE IS NEW. I think my tv show will be called Yuppie Baiting.
I want a kitty shirt, I had one very similar to it from the Cat’s Meow Motel boutique that my mother used to manage in Streetsville, you guys think you know cats, bro, you don’t compared to me and my moms. Man we got stories.
I want to be the guy who operates that thing or I want to watch someone learn how to do it and make fun of them I want that person to be Rebecca and we can sell tickets so you can watch it too.
Lookin’ a little UN up in hurr.
One of my pointy shoe points hooked in to a woman’s jacket drooping over her chair beside our table and I almost bailed as my entire leg became ensnarled in it. She didn’t help me either. I found it inconsiderate. If I have a humongous coat I am super aware of it bothering anybody, you know? I find that people often treat me poorly just because. Not elaborating but it is annoying to deal with passive aggression you don’t deserve CONSTANTLY. It makes me a bitch because I do not treat people like that.
You’re adorable.
I missed out on those.
Oh hi Tony baloney. He always has something funny to say to me so as I pretended not to notice him come up to me waiting in line for cheese I braced myself for impact and quick response. I didn’t disappoint.
Chris Woods loves him some Raymi. See how charming I am haters?
Rebecca said she knows more about food than me a million more times this night too. Cool.
These are Alyssa‘s shots now. Thanks for being my event personal photog. You can do anything you want when you have a photo pass AND get evidence of it too it really isn’t very fair at all when you think about it bahaha.
Delish apps with freshly sliced prosciutto and bufala ah gad the salt and whatever drizzled on top put us in heaven.
No bread for rebecca though so Afrim made us the Raymi special.
I saw a few keeners taking photos of the oldschool slicer.
Be careful!
See how uncomfortable people are when they first show up to things?
Alyssa is hotter in real life, yeah she’s hot here too but what I mean is I found myself staring jealously at her throughout the night but then I was like she is of my own creation what have I done then I was like I have no business taking ownership of anything, mindf-ck which rolls out to equal that of a girl crush.
Hi hi hi.
Yes yes feed the monster. Okay I have to wrap this up for now but I’ll add the rest in a few hours I have ‘tings to do boo. xo raymbo it’s gorgeous out!
Interview stance, calm cool, caj. I was nothing of the sort. I know I did better than the other two I think, but the task was for likeability so it doesn’t matter if I stumbled or knew how to talk no one needs to know how to talk anymore thanks to the internet. WRONG. It is harder but the more you do it the better you get but on top of that she has to of liked me, that was the challenge. I am also fucking dying out here trying to get a reaction from the Jersey Shore cast, they don’t count The Situation following me as enough. What are you kidding me that is HUGE!!!!!! That is a win he has a babillion followers and follows just over 1000. I am trying my brains out it is uber humiliating to harass them all one by one on twitter since Saturday. Today was cut off day but I threw one more at Sitch. I appealed to the business side of things and asked permission to link sitchnews on this blog. This is the hell I have been in lately. I also have to make a song about myself and put it to a 30 second track of STUPID FUCKING MUSIC ahaha yesterday at MTV I was like who wrote this? No answers. I can write charming blog posts but I cannot write songs. It’s go time though so I guess now I am a song writer. And I will not cheat either. I could get a hip hop lyricist friend to write it for me, that would be obvious right? Therefore it must suck and be apparent that Raymi wrote this shitty song now dance to it muthafucka! Update: Sitchnews retweeted this post. I hope I get a flood of blog traffic!
Cody is a nice kid though but I am so gonna smoke him sorry brah. You too Arber. I will save all of my opinions til after the episode which we shoot on Thursday. For some reason I blanked on that fact. Tonight I will be live tweeting Creeps, the final episode of the show.
Do you like my unassuming little outfit there? Who’s a genius oh I am. Cody thought I was 22, he was almost blown out of his chair next door at the pub where we went for a drink with his friend, I think they are twenty.
I was like no man I just turned 29. I downplayed how much I knew about twitter to both of those cats, sorry but it ain’t no cake walk. Thanks for the extension on my little Raymi rap video til Thursday morning otherwise I would have had to write it after the gala instead of being a lazy waste of space some more last night. Actually, this whole creeps thing is reminiscent of high school. I feel tethered to my homework assignments of tweet insanity feeling like I am about to fail at any and every juncture, there are a lot of stress eating days between Thursday and right meow as well. Ps. Lucky had just slapped my ass and I am saying Hiiiiiiiiiiii! at her here.
Hi Cody! I will let you and your friends hang out with me in Niagara Falls sometime (which is where he lives).
OH I haven’t even said who I interviewed yet on here, it was Aliyah Jasmine. I lurked her tumblr yesterday morning for two hours, pretty amazing life and she’s dating one of the guys from the Stereos. She’s done it all and is a hard working role model for the entire nation why couldn’t I be this smooth in the interview I dunno I am not smooth guy that is not my style I am a rocky road. I asked her how to be poised and smooth like her and she said vodka and I laughed and DID NOT SAY that I had helped myself to a glug of it before colleague picked my ass up to chauffeur me across town. #spoiled. Anyway, I went first and I hope they keep that in mind. I didn’t get to ask her my fun questions either boo. I will type them here now for you and you can be amazed by what could have been kay?
It’s blurry I like it. Here’s another “could have” if my stupid friend wasn’t so stupid.
This was just two days ago. Now the world is white and bleak looking. The sky is never grey, it’s white, anyway just saying you blew it for not hitting the roof Rebecca. I understand your cray friend was in town sorry. Ps. Aliyah asked if I said cray in real life and I was like yes. I asked her how cray Tom Cruise was and she flipped the question back on me and I was trapped, she also asked if I “partied hard” another trap. I said yes, duh.
I said Kanye West was a misunderstood genius. I pick and chose things at random from her tumblr (which you should follow btw) that popped up most, I dunno, I fucking sucked I am going to beat myself up about it for the rest of my life but the moral of the story is I sucked the least and that’s all that matters kids stick that one in your hat.
Ow that hurts right now even through a picture.
Stella loves it up there but she over-heated pretty quickly well, 15 minutes, not even.
My hair is pulling out some interesting looks lately. Interesting is the one universal inoffensive compliment/slight that there is. I put feather earrings on to complete the look. They feel like hair on your shoulders. On MY shoulders bro. I am a bro without a surfboard wahh haha. Hey remember when I said I would show you the questions I didn’t ask right? Yes I will get to that.
Oh look I made a feminist statement lol thanks Anna. I have a stack of Xtra’s on the living room floor teacher went out and grabbed some for me aw thanks sweetie pie. He texted “proud of you” baha thanks! Ps. I need to eat a plate of perogies now I missed out on those.
Meowcifer. Ok here are some fun questions: Beckham or Wolverine? James Dean or George Clooney? Beyonce or Gaga? Spikes or Chains? Paul or John? Kanye or Jay-Z? Sick of that Gotye song yet? Would you dye your hair white? Wonder Woman or Shera? (I asked this one, she said Shera, I was shocked lol) Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe? Michelle Obama or Jackie O? What’s your favourite part about being Aliyah Jasmine? Can we go back in time please ahhhhhh. Whatever one guy “winged it” and we all know how those approaches pan out jajaja.
This was Rebecca’s favourite page out of the Jem colouring book because she is sleeping. Wow. What an unimaginative child ahahah I think I win for best and most burns most often in this friendship it’s what I am here for and she loves it.
We laughed at this photo when we saw it because we were white winosaurs. All of the funny and inappropriate things I said and did will come back to me when I blog all the shots, so far I only have Alyssa’s pics. We had our own paparazzi girl in tow, one who has gone through the Raymi Celebrity school of hard knocks, from gym ambassador to “other shit she does now” thanks to me.
See. Laughing hard. She reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker in the Family Stone, all uptight and prim and proper. I want to borrow that dress Rebecca.
See I am multiplying. Sexy Litsa was at our table too she popped out a kid 14 months ago now look at her thinspiration incarnate. I have to go blow a fart on Stella’s belly now brb! Not! I mean, to the coming back, it’s toy story 3 xbox 360 time I’ll get the chips and gingerale see you on the couch.
So much nicer up there than being down here gotta go back bro. When not being filmed I read exquisitely, I’ll do better. We’re enjoying libations and bbqing steak. Yay!
Currently obsessed with Toy story 3 for xbox. Getting owned on some little girl’s room, a tea party gone haywire except it’s coffee filling up the room and you float on books and toys, brutal. Are ten year olds geniuses now or something. Bye roofy times. You can so tell I have seen Midnight in the Garden of good and evil the way I know every line drawl and slur of Kevin Spacey’s (main character of book) and John Cusack’s voice is boring and plain.
I am never giving up these pants. NEVER. This is my contribution to punk. Look how long my leg is by the way. Raymi long legs. People fear me like spiders so it makes sense.
I had to go over to stupid’s house last night to watch tv because we don’t get mtv here and while we typically order or stream shows online after the fact to get my mtv fill that is not conducive to live tweeting a program therefore to stupid’s house I go.
See THIS is how you watch tv thank god for me showing you how it’s done.
Dear rich people corporations one day when you give me a bigger budget you can see pictures of us watching a tv maybe three times the size as this one boy how am I even able to work under these circumstances? Luckily the two other guys up against me seem like ignoramus’s with no twitter followings so hopefully it was a set up for me to win. No contest. The other other two tasks have me way more nervous though. I have never been nervous to watch tv before however, that was a bizarre feeling. Oh no what if I am stupid? I am so stupid! Who are these kids and why do the three girls all look exactly the same? That is what old people sounded like when mtv was first invented I am sure. Oh right, the show I’m talking about is punk’d and if you just lurk my twitter @raymitheminx you can read and follow it all from last night’s challenge. One of the official punk’d twitter accounts favorited a tweet of mine so that’s a win.
Ooh that’s a bad hunch. Bad bad girl. Very bad.
I took 20 pictures of this. You need more mirrors or a full length to capture more of the awesome.
I am digging this sweater more and more I am wearing it again right now. Cozy. You can get one from 3F, quite affordablah.
Look more eye makeup. I think if you make a heavier lid it makes them pop more and distracts from the sunken crevices what are my under eyes.
That’s me as Jenny McCarthy. Just kidding she is so cheeseballs. Whatever like I’m Isaac Newton. Did you know “Newton was also highly religious. He was an unorthodox Christian, and wrote more on Biblical hermeneutics and occult studies than on the subjects of science and mathematics.” No wikipedia, I did not know that. Occult you say? Interesting.
Come on. You call this a picture? You may as well be across the street.
Shut up I’m working!
Commercial break.
No regrets. Tons. Lol. Do you know how many times people ask me that in interviews? You are forcing me to screw with you more now. Yes I do have regrets. That I never learned to tie my shoes. Actually now that I mention it I was a late adopter to that particular technology. Special. You betcha.
I am the last person on the planet who uses a PC right. I just like the shit that I like lay off me! I want an iphone so I can instagram GO FUCK YOURSELF to everybody over there. No just kidding so I can talk to other hipsters. And play angry birds. But why can’t they make an iphone exactly like a blackberry, one with a keyboard. Jules gets glass in her fingers from the smashed screen. Cool safe. They aren’t durable. I put my last blackberry through the ringer, dropped it infinity times, used the battery to the max overheated it like cray like it was about to fucking explode and it still worked. It still works today I have no idea where it is it should be put in a goddamn museum that little sucker, copy and pasting the letter e and number 2, how I do not miss you at all and now I think I’d rather incinerate it because it brought me so much rage, much as PC’s are wont to do but they have ms paint and simpler functions. I am not a mind reader I wasn’t born knowing cntrl apple something c v whatever my learning curve can only go so far because that is all I will allow it. I still know people who refuse to go on twitter. I think I am doing pretty good here. I think this defensive requisite I’m PC rant shall suffice. But don’t you think it makes sense that I am team blackberry and PC? When you really think about it (if you have enough time to I mean you are probably busy sorry to bother you) anyway, I love Macs too but I’d rather date someone who has one and have my PC and have the best of both worlds.
Oh wait I have a present for you.
My favourite meme. I bet my dad has no idea what that means. Instagram I mean. I meme. Hi dad I miss you! I read a chapter of Roger’s book today because the power was out. Not bad.
What now.
Rebecca put these on and pretended to be our therapist. I tried to have a fight with her about saying she knows more about food than I do. I am going to compile a list of every single restaurant I’ve reviewed and dump them on her fucking head!
One of our view’s from living room Romeo and Juliet balcony hope I don’t fall out of that one day I am stupid enough for it to happen that’s for sure. ‘Sup naybes!
What is this Japan why are you on my potato vodka? And why is Kevin Smith being such a whiner right now by the way? Someone sounds like they want to be Bruce Willis. If someone is emo IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE SAD YOU FUCKING ASSCLOWN. I never thought K Smith was funny and I never will and now I am continuing my invented feud with him. Clerks? Most pretentious boring pile of over-hyped crap ever. I will give you Jay and Silent Bob Strike back but the silent thing died with Andy Kaufman so chill on that character bro.
Dance karate. Remind me to upload the videos of you demonstrating a choke hold and a kick on/with me.
I don’t remember seeing this thank god for these pictures I clearly missed out.
Rebecca texts me her zit healing progress. Seriously. She had a bullet hole one on her forehead I pointed out yesterday, today she said it fell off too. Thank you.
How did I miss these before? Where am I? We share her camera and I guess I didn’t transfer them. See how much I am the underdog now, I am faxing this blog post in.
Smile Time Station this is my stop!
I like this hoodie because I feel like it makes me look like I have my shit together, like a normal, ordinary, suburban lets go for a hike chick. Also it is still fresh and new looking. I wear it for very short periods of time never. Here is the first time I wore it.
I was going to do this again and I will and you will like it. O_O.
Soon those crappy dead trees will be tossed and I will have new tropical plants again. Probably the same ones. I still want them for free though so give me some tropical plants now thanks. Maybe a vine too, turn that wall in to a frigging jungle backdrop which will look fresh and dope for my spring break videos up there.
It’s a nice fitted hoodie, I got it as a gift from Style Exchange. VIPLEASE me! I want more from them gimme gimme. My tickle trunk is just a pile of clothes on the floor I keep meaning to sort it but I never want to. It’s just boring but I will do it and photograph all the crap I’m getting rid of and you can claim it for something to wear when you express your lonerisms alone at night during “you time” in the mirror drawing lipstick all over your face or something lol. I submitted lonerisms to urban dictionary years ago. REJECTED.
Cowabunga. The umbrella is dismantled because of the windy night (lots of those lately) blew it over. Teacher was like the wind blew over the umbrella can you believe that? Uh yes I can what’s so surprising about that? The guy has umbrella phobia probably because an umbrella hit him in the head and concussed him, but it wasn’t any old umbrella oh no, it was a Starbucks umbrella. They gave him a settlement, pretty stingy if you ask me. He should also get coffee for life too. But anyway have you seen what those things look like now? They’re three pointed modernly designed impalements waiting to happen and now I am umbrella paranoid too oh great if you see me jogging by you having a coffee in Liberty Village you know why.
It’s not NSFW if it’s fashion right.
In those other pics where Jules is covering my little friends Rebecca said I couldn’t even find your tits. Enigma out!
No wait one more thing this made the rounds yesterday so my american readers can better understand the country I am from. I kinda skimmed it but I can only imagine that it is pretty much probably exactly true and if you are offended GOOD.
It was annoying that they snuck up behind me and lit it before I had a chance to start filming it. OCD people have specific and confusing items on their list to complete or they never get over it. NEVER. Spake like Skeletor. And one of those things is capturing a saganaki flambé so wait next time bro please. Especially when you have already seen me photographing the salt & pepper shakers what do you think this is fun and games? Just kidding I am a table angel.
So here’s a video I took in Collingwood of another Saganaki that the girl gave me a head start on instead. Thank yew.
It really steams me up when a restaurant uses tabasco sauce. I *promise this is my last complaint of the post (*promise not guaranteed) but honestly if you are banking on any sort of authenticity, smash some peppers in to olive oil, drown that shit and add more peppers, jalapeno I don’t care and put it in a tiny bowl with a tiny spoon. Don’t make me pour hot vinegar all over your cuisine. Please. It is already greasy enough. We had a wonderful time at this place and it felt like being on a cruise ship or some kind of hide out. Note to world: I have not been on a cruise ship before.
Dining out put me in such a great mood I did a little dancing.
Getting ready for it I blasted us some November rain for nine minutes of grateful air guitaring and axl swaying. Great pre-game jam.
Now where were we? Yes. Dinner. This place was full of fogeys. Good people but, I dunno, when I am the most urbane person in a restaurant I think that is telling. I love being a big fish but anyway, it seems to be all about old school charm and manners which I love and so definitely do the regular clientele. You can take the tourists here. You watch special moments here, I am just so in to people watching and I hate people who say that but it’s the most entertaining thing. But be sure to focus on your date too and make your own fun little world and take turns playing angry birds only if the other goes out for a smoke and read your server well, they reveal themselves a lot in their serving style and lack thereof. Ours got teacher tanked, she was a pro for sure. Ouzo? Okay bro on your own there lol. I had a sip and it was enough for me o_O.
Retsina is terrible so I did not allow it but ok’d a greek wine that would be more palatable. In the words of Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock I CAN’T EAT THIS I’M A FOODIE. Ha. I also hate grappa and I know that’s italian but it is eugh, don’t get it. Limoncella yes please. I was blown away to learn that none of the Jersey Shore cast knew about Limoncella for an after dinner digestif that gets you wickedly loaded! it is the shit. Anyway, back to my dining with the minx show.
I forgot my button was done up but in hindsight it was adorablah. I was high off the success of my attention-seeking outfit in the short distance from the other restaurant we were going to eat at (it was closed for renovations) and Penelope’s, this one. I was just digging the vibe here it was calm and quiet and felt like a get-away teacher had been there before, for dates that I did not press him on. I live my life like a sage geezer, staring profoundly in to space and complaining about everything so it suits me a place like this. I like new experiences too. I am eating this entire city before I am through with it. Someone said there should be Raymi Ate Here plaques in my regular spots yeah I can be a zagat’s one day in the year 3000 when there are flying dogs. Bonus: over the wall was a whole party of people at a long table. Those things make me feel awkward so I adore staring at them secretly. I am perverse and you suffer for it.
We also ordered chicken souvlaki. I am way more in to Shawarma to be honest. Do they have fancy restaurants for that instead of take out/delivery/drunk eat-ins post bar? I bet they would give me all the hot sauce I demanded. Sometimes I get are you sure you want hot sauce in this challenging way then I go to town and they are like WOW. Here is how I will die: hot sauce.
Requisite mirror checks.
Aside: Why don’t they sell teeth whitener at the supermarket? Annoying.
Jowl are you? Are those jowls? What are jowls? Or is it five o’clock shadow from my humongous nose?
Fixed it. Duck lips?
Dentist appt soon. Must make. I am scared. It has been two years and I know there is some fucked up shit going on in there. I am a classic avoider. Big giant baby. Esquire.
After dinner many hours later we ordered pizza. I am going to stop doing that it’s so detrimental to my diet plan and progress, for what I don’t know but always having to “get back” to a size or your content size after eating dinner 4 times in a night hahah. I stay up too late. I think my late 20’s antics can be attributed to the inability to accept that I “am older” and so I can dress young look young act young be young but I know my insides (organs) aren’t. Oh well, look good now, die later. I am black comedy because I want you to be healthier, you kids, that I assume can only make up or begin to make up the majority of my audience, my mtv hipster mickey mouse demo, no? So listen to Aunt Raymi and go to bread. Go to bed reasonably early instead of hours of tv. or internet. Or whatever it is you are doing!
Okay good back to real camera now.
I apologize for this boring ass post and no picture of souvlaki. Take it as a punishment for some other time you may have wronged me or made me mad, okay? hahahha. Bath time!
