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ARE hipsters dead? And why am I posing like that? I shall be exploring the former question a little bit. That is my plan. This was my xmas party dinner outfit from a week ago about. Girls, well women really, complimented it periodically throughout the night. Sometimes a new unfamiliar dress can make you derail off your a-game plus the pantyhose and the new un-worked shoes plus three course meal stomach.
Not me though, as previously mentioned, I Pantsed it up.
And I ate a dinosaur so good thing I had my Danny Devito suspenders on too like an eating-jumpsuit. #Winning.
OH I have instagram now did you know? I need a new phone to actually use it though. Thanks for the screen shot bro.
I have my own photo filter format called food that I eat grease covering the lens, positively spell-binding.
I just remembered all the hot sauce I drank last night. Yes. Suicide at that. If I’m not going to commit it for real I may as well devour it. #tastelessjokes #Forevs.
Low-commitment sitcoms
Where was we now? This winter’s been a bit messy and it hasn’t even really started snowing yet.
Went to the soft launch of Skin n Bones which is ironic cos when you eat there it will not make you so.
I’ve been eating a lot of steak tartar lately and burrata.
I love Manhattans. You get to transport your mind in to a 50’s Superman kind of dude. In a sharp blue suit. Instead of the lushface rummy ya might be.
Quail eggs and blow. Awesome. Just joshing. It’s dry sugar I forgetsies I’d have to ask my date.
Chicken bites and foie gras. My heart attack is having a heart attack brb.
I cannot play poker to save my life but I can pretend.
I have to fight to get my way in that of the thin crust philly cheesesteak pizza. #icantquityou.
File that under hell yes.
B-roll for Playboy stalking to you boys.
I am completely out of red lipstick. It is my thing. Until my hair grows long and cray.
I look like beauty and the beast Disney characterish here no? SHut up I don’t care I’ll turn off vomments if I have to lol.
Miss Peabody get a new shirt holy right?
Alright.
AHahahahahhaha sorry soap opera Dynasty called and said holla.
Annie Hall revival.
These boots were made for stalking
Tuesday I texted Princess LoLo, “Bored. Movie?” Which resulted in 48 hours of adventures. Best time. We saw Flight and it’s amazing I might “review it” like I used to, spoilers and all before I forget the details. It’s basically one long anti-boozing campaign that makes you wanna drink like a fish and then beat yourself up about it. See my new boots? They are basically all I can think about now. Lo wanted to find over-the-knee black suede boots but you can’t find them in Cana-duh, or if you can they be steep mang. So we both got a pair for vurry vurry cheap in Buffalo and now your girl is a woman soon.
Rhythm Nation method
I don’t know where to begin or end it doesn’t really matter anyway my friend. I’ll tell ya I was pretty stoked on half price oysters I was and I look this awesome cos we just worked out. Gym clothes are acceptable slob outfits to wear for ladies who lunch.
A mix of three kinds. Waitress tripped over the enunciations of them I mocked her and was all, what? From Chimmy Chonga? Who cares seriously. Well I do, I like to think I know a thing or two about things or two.
LoLo surprisingly never had an oyster before. Wasn’t down. More for me.
This arrived in the morning, one of the pints smashed en route no biggie. It’s great with apple cider or PBE.
The girls train weekly and now I’m getting roped in to it. I need to though so I’m game. I am so sore today. I run and do free weights but obviously haven’t used a significant portion of my muscles lately as I feel like I was hit by a cement truck today pushed by the incredible hulk. (I watched the avengers last night).
Lunges are what killed me. Lunge hatred. But I got through three sets, back and forth total of six times. Should have seen me trying to walk down the stairs after all this while the gals laughed at me from above.
Stalk to me baby
Here is one of my subtle moves if I’m not sure if someone on Facebook has a significant other or not, if just a fan of mine, or if they are just interested in doing business with me. I go about 6 or 7 profile pictures deep and “like” it then, wait and see what happens. Usually nothing because the move is so deep-con it goes right over their heads. They don’t even know how much I just came on to them! Waste.
Read it and weep! LOVE RAYMI BUNNY.
See you after my work out.
Hot? Tub party!
Hey pals. I bet your hot tub sitch in the old backyard is pretty dope and you’d like to cash in on that. I think you should. Just submit a picture that’s all you gotta do. Ya gots til December 20 to get one in to me me muh me and be in the running for $500. YOPPPP! Yep. But here’s some entrants so far, you think these flippin’ geeks can beat you? Well they might if you don’t step up.
Go here to ENTER the Hot Tub installation Photo Contest!!!!!!!!!!! I’m your judge BTW I’ll be narrowing it down to three and remember I am very easily persuadable. What does that mean? Who knows! Good luck and TGIF!
Without further ado, some entrants in the running for $500 and not you! Weird right? ENTER!!!
Oh, isn’t that just nice THANKS FOR THE INVITE PAL. Clem I can only imagine what disgusting sh- you got up to in this thing. Good luck bro.
I have no idea who this is so I don’t care as much so nice shorts Jimmy. I like the plant.
This is my godmother’s holla holla holla holla!!
AHh you look inviting!
Daaaayum who is this? I am on my way.
Interesting, interesting.
Yo mom.
Alright I guess the rest are on their way. Peace out munchkins. ILU. Story time later on of the trubs I got up to last night? Mwah.
I am 12 years old today.
My blog just turned 12. Back on November 28 2000 I decided to start a thing called “a blog” using a thing called blogger.com and haven’t turned back since. Love you guys. Keep it decent, check ya later with more insights and frights. PS. Happy Birthday Dad ILU2!!
Me at 17. 12 years ago. Ah-duh. Oxford mawfuhs!
AND why not come to Puerto Rico with meeeeeeeeeeeeee! In January. Seriously.
THE HOUSE WE WILL STAY IN!
Also enter this Jacuzzi Hot tub photo contest asap you have a very good chance of winning. Take a picture of your hot tub, enter it, win $500. Easy peasy!
