me: i dont have time nor respect for people who aren’t cool and who do not respect themselves enough to become cool and they hate on those who have spent years fine-crafting their cool don’t give me yer shit coolness is an art and it is also a skill it cannot be faked
merkley???: no kidding
me: it’s like gay you’re born with it
merkley???: cool is one of the rarest qualities holy shit
me: hipster is just the current term for it or was in my opinion, cos, being cool, i know that hipster is pretty much over
merkley???: i just looked at her journal
me: even hipsters hate hipsters
merkley???: she is basically lillytilly and hilly all rolled into one http://violalee.livejournal.com/
me: HA perfect SORRY I DONT BLOG ABOUT WAL-MART AND QUILTS AND SEX AND THE CITY not to mention livejournals are group blogs so these people are not confident enough in their content to do it on their own some stranger411 has to pipe in about their headache and cats
i walked around this store for an hour yesterday after being on a crowded fucking subway i found maybe 15 things for various people and a few things for me cos the only way i can deal with being out in public is dropping disgusting amounts of money on myself anyway after about an hour like i said i go to check-out and there are 40 people in line and growing fast around me i mean right before my eyes so i went to most of the tables and put all my shit back in the right places more or less and left in a very bitter frazzled mood.
do you know how irritating it is to walk around picking up items for the people you love and thinking about them very carefully each and every one of them, it takes up a lot of brain energy and then after an hour of walking around sweating in your jacket and your arm is numb from holding everything and your purse you go to pay and all that careful selecting was nothing but a huge waste.
so i went to the mall and walked around in a huge daze being bumped by everyone and their aunt and people having yelling conversations all around me i am never going back to the eaton centre around the holidays again and this time i fucking MEAN IT.
i went to le chateau and bought a sweater a hat some tights and socks and 120 dollars later i have ME totally covered and everyone else, i have not purchased one thing, for anyone, other than myself.
so i went to indigo and covered the rest of fil’s gift and waited in a line with 50 other people, but it moved quickly, and this dude behind me talked really loud about all sorts of stupid boring dumb shit and it forced me to grab jt’s futuresex/lovesounds and a bottle of water and drank it immediately.
oh my shin started hurting quite a bit, shin splints? anyway i felt old and lazy and ugly and crabby so i left the mall, went straight to a bar and played megatouch and drank 5 coronas and a shot of fireball, fil met up with me.
i use to love holiday shopping now i want to be catapulted into the sun THE FUCKING SUN YES!
i will buy everyone else their little trinket bullshits on friday and they will be nowhere near as cool as they would’ve been if i had sucked it up and waited in line for an hour. oh well.
dear everyone i am about to go on a mystical journey of christmas shopping by myself because i only have three friends anyway when i get back i will post links to things that i bought and i will likely have little anecdotes to share about paranoid thoughts i had on the subway as well as many insignificant, and irrelevant details and observations about my mystical journey.
i think it only looks like her when you look at it from a sideways angle and you have to squint and be a little hungover. maybe i will paint over it.
i had a dream about gabbly chat last nite i don’t know why.
re: my gchat nickname NERDBREATH
Phil: have you been sucking off nerds?
me: hahahahaa i was going to blow u last nite but then i got tired and couldnt stop reading cracked
Phil: blow me awake you mean
me: AHHAHAHHAHaHHAHAHHA yes but did u get how i responded with i was going to blow YOU after you asked if i was sucking off nerds GET IT I JUST CALLED YOU A NERD WITHOUT ACTUALLY CALLING YOU ONE
Phil: yes i get it seinfeld
me: i am the dis doctor i am going to start dressing like seinfeld im going to go buy a 400 dollar leather jacket and get wal-mart reeboks and fluff my hair
Phil: start? you already talk like him half the time
now that i am a million per cent certain that i am a loner at the top i have plenty of time for slaying guitar hero 2 i have progressed quite far in it in a very small amount of time and i am way better now, lise, look out.
met up with fil after the game and i sang who will save your soul and i nailed it and everyone was all THIS IS GOOD and YOU SOUND LIKE JEWEL little do they know that’s one of our go dad songs. we haven’t had practise in a long time, after the new year when shit settles i’m hoping we will.
before i sang, the karaoke guy made a zoloft joke, i dunno why i haven’t punched him yet prolly cos i think it’s sad he feels the need to zing me as part of his karaoke repertoire EVERYFUCKINGTIME dude i get it you want to fuck me now just be normal please.
hey remember my post about yul’s flat face and how i thought he was the guy from tokyo drift? well duh he won survivor it’s nice to see that intellect beats stupid and that’s funny coming from me, intellectual genius 2006.
