Checky it. Happy Monday.

V SPOT Playboy style

Hey pals, I caught a cold or something so I’ve been in the me-vortex the last two days, more so than usual lol. Hope you had a nice T-Giving and holy it’s already Wednesday. Read my thing if you haven’t yet already. More of the regular tomorrow. xo yo

Jeez guys sorry I suck! I didn’t get a second to myself or to the beloved internet not a once while away. We did a lot. We stayed on a hippie commune on Staten Island and didn’t piss them off too very much, just heard word that we are invited back (phewf) and that was surely an experience. I have a lot to share when I get a chance but first thing’s first I have homework to finish before I can bloggermouth SORRY to be like HI and BYE but that’s life. Ps. How was Miley on SNL? I only think about her every other second lol. No really, was it good? I was literally off the grid cos somehow my laptop was set to 2010 and therefore an untrusted connection, I must have clicked something when I was gonzo or deleting spam so I haven’t caught up on any news aka internet junk. Are dinosaurs back from extinction?

I’ll just catch you up on a few things now while I decompress from our long drive back using the insta images I’ve already blasted out there on the ether. This is at a sweet boutique hotel in Chelsea, beside Cherry. Might be called Dream cos that’s what their wifi network was called and no I didn’t use it cos I wasn’t gonna pay for that. The only wifi I used was at McD’s and Starbucks and the community’s. Oh and On our way back my phone bill arrived via email at Sbucks and it’s a large one. BUZZKILL.

We went up the Empire State building at sunset and hung around a bit once it got dark. It’s pricey but worth it, never been up there before and you look at the Chrysler building and are like oh look it’s the Empire State building, no wait, I’m ON the Empire State building. It’s mini me, over there. Then all the other tourists get to you. I kicked one guy who kept infringing on my shit in the shoe, you would have done the same. My brain is completely obliterated from the four days of zoo what is times square. We took the ferry over from Staten daily then gushed out over to Times Square and rode tour buses several times. It was nice traveling with tourists who took all the pics for me so I could just brood bitchily under my hood. So many hustlers everywhere you go there always trying to sell you something and how you react to that varies mood by mood, like not sleeping enough and doing too much and having zero time to yourself (myself) makes me a total bitch. And when I see someone trying to play us it’s like, NO. Stop right now.

Jamie and I couldn’t even place the last time we saw each other. He wasn’t in town last year. Before that it was probably in Toronto. Another life time ago. It was his birthday. He forgot it was his bday the morning he woke up, today is Lennon’s Bday so I always have confused the two. We’ve known each other since I was 18. HBDude.

This is totally all over the place cos that’s what its been like the last 4 days we packed a lot in. I saw Leslie in a NOLA bar and the gf of a chick from Orange is the New Black, which is besides the point cos that friend is awesome and more importantly thought I was awesome. Love getting IRL right?

If a clown gave you this at a kid’s birthday party you’d be like, do that one over again bro but weird outside art is acceptable in fountain form good to know you can lower your creativity standards the higher you go. How was Nuit Blanche btw? Pissed we missed that too.

New York State somewhere. You don’t have to pay attention to shit when you have NAGIVATION.

My next future look will be a Russell Simmons kind of thing. Like this lady. This is the high line and it rules, is a converted subway walkway that is high and goes like the subway line what it used to be and is covered with flowers and greenery and kids doing art performances with their $40k art school self-investments that will make your head blow off from eye rolling/have loving it. One chick ended her piece by hailing a cab and everyone laughed which is when we showed up and were like WHAT WHAT WHAT HAPPENED?

Just look at everyone’s face. It began wither her draped on the railing doing tons of weird shit I’d get F’s in jazz class for but she had good form. Don’t know how this one ended.

When I zoom on my camera on my phone and do the filter enhancement it makes things less crisp but it works for photos in NYC cos so much is going on. Turns into a painting. We probably took 10,000 photos with the real camera. Those will be insane I’m quite overwhelmed so I’ll crack that one open later. Plus I shouldn’t even be blogging right now but I feel bad cos some students read my blog today and it’s a ghost town. Plus I’m up for a lifetime achievement. All these pluses. Guess all this not caring might work. Sis leaves in two days we’ll prob go out with a bang tomorrow in Toronto, get. in. touch.

I drew that and unrelated to this bogus drawing sis said I should start painting again, selling it. Vote please.

BUT I’VE BEEN WORKING OUT!!

I drew this our first night on Staten which was pretty chill I decided for the gang we should just stay there which turned into porch hanging across the street from our place drinking beer with one of the members of the community, bf flipped the egg over of a santa claus other member and I was like are you for real mad or pretend mad. Technically it was our egg too cos what’s everyone’s is everyone’s there it’s an open door policy and bedrooms don’t lock. Guys I have so many hilarious things to tell you. I should almost make a book of it so they can’t get pissed off at me til after that and I make some money and it gets turned into a screenplay, they’ve all spoken about who will play who. We had three friends who were cats as well. Sister had a bf too, you know joke bf when you are like hey it’s your bf and across the street is a super fugly idiot HAHAhaha. Don’t even pretend you don’t play that game too it’s awesome.

Our room. Sis got the blow up bed. The first night we were hanging with the guy who everyone thinks is the lone wolf and he said if they knew how much he liked us they would not believe it based on that. We’re like don’t worry everyone hates us too. He took us to a bodega when we ran out and I forgot how steep those mean streets can be on your way back he said everyone there is fit in the legs cos of the streets. I ba’lee that.

Okay I am really done with this now and sorry for the Rayme delay and better things to come promise. The above video is a peace offering, play it for your kid. xo

btw good timing on picking up this coat.