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brb after I walk the doggy. Or she walks me. Who even knows anymore?

There goes team Scooby Doo off on a case. Hunting Rock star monsters.

Talking and walking is hard, we got the wrong camera so I was attached by mic umbilical cord to Peter the whole time.

Kinley and I are the same age. This is the same age dance.

In future when I am interviewing Portishead please refrain from photo-bombing me.

That’s Sam Roberts behind us.

I haven’t worn that in years it is practically translucent. These are just leftovers that I uploaded but ran out of time to show. And as usual there’s loads more on deck. Stayed another night in Burnoutington, watched In Bruges, took’er easy. Just had a conference call, going to tackle a bit of work then head back to Emerald City.

This looks like a Sam Roberts intervention.

Now I can’t wear this dress again for 6 months. I wanted to wear something different to Totally Turkish cos I knew the dress would be double blasted out. It’s loud, one trick pony-ish like my long yellow one I gave to a Little Raymi (do you still wear it Krista? maxi dresses look great on you).

A guy from the reason, thought he was a Sheepdog, I hope they edit that out ahhaa. Or no, that is what good tv is, my stupidity.

Memorizing act line-up and order.

Blabbity blah blabbity blee.

That’s where I stood when Josh passed me a shot of vodka and communicated with me telepathically. I kept the shot glass.

AG AAAHH DUHHHH I GOT A TV SHOW MOM.

Briefing my boys. I wonder if this is how my Grandfather looked/felt when he pumped up pilots in WWII, he was in intelligence. I’d hazard a yes.

A fan left a comment for Kinley about her bracelet, which Kinley showed me. This is now officially the music industry watering hole bulletin board. I am looking for girly stuff in this shot which is why I am on the subject, I dropped my swarovski pen, Teacher made off with it in the pandemonium of doors opening and all that so the boys saw a diva flip out right off the bat. When the pen was located and they saw it IT ACTUALLY HAS DIAMOND CRYSTALS IN IT YOU’LL SEE. Then they understood. Swarovski finger bling is one of my interviewing strategies.

The Swiss cuckoo clock dress was too. I stopped myself at feather earrings.

That was a skinny day. Don’t worry I ate so much crap yesterday at Emma’s and Mcdonald’s for breakfast I am a blob again. I need to do sit-ups, watching Jay on Big Brother UK work out twice a day makes me feel so flabby.

I look like a rock mom or a manager in a Spice Girls sequel.

Great Sound Academy view of city.

I interviewed the potato pizza. Two of my enemies, carbs and carbs straight up ridiculous.

Toronto is beautiful from this angle.

I drove there by way of the cheese boutique fiat with muffy mouse.

My nose is huge. I am the pianist guy, all girls want to bone him bad so a strong nose is a weeding out process really for me. Also, I’m not the one who’s gotta stare at it. Heaven (bbuk) said she was obsessed with noses. There are nose freaks out there I should find some and be their leader. Blog slave make a note of that.

I am a hybrid of Johnny Depp trying to look smart and Brad Pitt trying to look cultured. i am called JOHNNY PITT. Look for me traipsing about queen west with a cup of starbucks in one hand and an organic cloth bag casually clasped in the other. Erin said pearl earrings are softening. I’m adding that to my beauty tips arsenal of Princess Dirtbag secrets.

My stomach still feels queasy from this dinner. $5 beef tacos, poutine, nachos, bbq wings. Mom I had your back about the bartender saying your mom takes a lot of pictures, I said well, she’s a blogger! OH SNAP. I also sent back a mojito which was actually sprite with mint snips thrown in. Disaster and nice try there. I tipped handsomely so chillax.

Dropped in on Bob and Erin’s, she had taken part in that bed race thing for charity and was reading in the sun. We mooched on their patio for a bit it was a very enjoyable time.

Dad is now Sean Ward‘s biggest fan.

The tiara is in honour/memory of cin. rip xo.

Stella LOVES Burlington. She wakes us up super early and goes bananas bouncing bonkers all over the place like we’re at the cottage it gets us all pumped too.

She barked at the lawn boy though, we think she can sense his differentness. Dogs have that sixth sense thing about them other than that she is a simpleton.

My infamous mom shorts I have yo yo’d in size four cycles of slim to big to down again and I feel I no longer can hang on to ‘em. I look like a hobo trying to keep his pants up with a piece of rope.

Yeah they’re toast. Lucky he packed them for me though. Hot out yesterday.

Hahaha.

Mary Lynne’s mother has given your band permission to make this the album cover. She is 16 and has a tumblr too.

I give your band permission to use this as your album cover.

I look like Kideo.

Ahh that chair was so comfortable. Thanks for the clippings from your garden Erin.

Ok time to hit the road, Jacks!

More pics are surfacing from last night. MORE PLEASE. It was like gangsters paradise meets, I dunno. Everyone was lovely, total family, totally proud of their lil raymbo. I got slaughtered with my old babysitters and talked about road hockey and other mischief. Best night ever. Cherry bombs too. Full on time warp and the po po never showed. send me pics if you have any we never got to do the group photo. raymitheminx tv shoulda been there. raymi@raymitheminx.com

I’m in my dad’s backyard right now squinting into the screen I can’t see anything so make up your own story. Great party reunion last night, so much fun. What a great weekend. Tomorrow’s a big day so I’m off now. XO.

VERY IMPORTANT PERSON MOMENT!

YUM. If you want this right now go to Cheese Boutique. I’m not supposed to say free food cos then all the cheapskates come out but, free food! 12-4. TODAY RIGHT MEOW!

I like hearing backstories about CB employees. I don’t know anything about this guy. Those tomatoes are pretty.

Mmmmm.

Turkish tea. Didn’t have any, was prior to the casby’s and I was nervous as hell.

FPP foundress Diane. She is a doll and has the cutest face like one, right. Tony mr. baby boomer extraordinaire.

Those are poached shrimps with cheese. Delicious.

How much do I blend with these surroundings.

My hair is like a wizard’s you should see it right now I got my roots done yesterday. It looks like it is emanating from out of my head not at all attached. I love making fun of myself so bad I think I am the most interesting ever right? ugh.

Oh there he is.

I look like crap in all these pics I was a million miles away in my head but this party helped season me for the Casby’s so I’m grateful to it.

Hug it out. Diane told me how generous the Ford’s were at the charity dinner.

You can barely see my roots at all. I am a psycho.

The blond lady in the blue said she follows me and that I would be following her soon. Intriguing. I love that fire. She said she was a wop and I go PERFECT. Wasps and wops so totally go together (one of my top ten raymism sayings), we’re both full of it. She pondered that and agreed. My hand is on Muffy’s back, Tony said didya see Muffy? I say who Muffy mouse?

Here she is warning me of her excellence. That is so Raymi. hiya!

I look like I am going t make a gingerbread house.

This guy is a VBD. very big deal. James Chatto. He just started blogging too and I go oh great have fun pushing that boulder up a hill. In foodie world there are all these people to know, like tech bloggy blog world. Luckily I know many little birds who tell me many little things on top of my own personal interests pertaining to food celebrity and what not.

I can remember the very first times I visited CB and lookit me now. Slainte!

It fell out of the case so then became a prop. You run pepperettes or any kind of sausage beneath a faucet for thirty seconds and the cold water separates it whole and you can pull it off like a snake shedding its skin. EW. When I cook at home I say out loud everything that I am doing and it’s surprising how much I know and how little teacher does. THIS, is salt. you sprinkle it in the water. Hahaha. Just kidding.

Ew I look like the ugly Jordy girl on BB UK when they gave her 5 spray tans (it’s so mean but funny she’s so dumb!!!!) look at my neck, no, don’t. That dress brings the orange on my makeup. I pancaked it on for the cameras DUH. No not this one.

An ice ring to hold that beer. Pure class. When I cut through the middle there I yelled VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE COMING THROUGH. Blazer guy was like yeah yeah hahaha I”m sure.

Party!

Watch your fingers dude!

Nice to meat you.

I can tell I am a bit off here. I was really nervous and going to be late for the camera crew yet really wanted to stay at this party and stuff my face.

We will work on my poses in CB for next time. Looking up directly into camera will wipe my tired eyes.

James and I got a look in to the barrel that houses this cheese that I don’t know anything about other than I said it’s SO Pirates of the Caribbean right and James chuckled so he might think I am really funny or really stupid I dunno.

This is the part where I make a little joke about Afrim. The Grid did a thing on Cheese Boutique and Afrim. I don’t have time to read it i already know that he is cheese master and France came and had a special ceremony and I know this because I am obsessed with Medieval times. Both the place and the time.

Lets do a loop lap.

I spy an FPP pic. There’s all kinds of artifacts hanging around. Hey do you guys wanna hang my Marco Pierre white Apron? it is in our fridge crisper still cos the parmesan residue is going bad ughhh.

Me and the hot Turkey sandwich I mean consul. This is as close as I got to him before running away, I got half as close as this to Douglas Coupland once at his art show in the distillery (MY HERO) and chickened out of saying hi. There’s picture in my archives of it too. LOSER! Oh look here it is I found the post

That’s him back there the head popping up and that’s me, just like me and the Turkish Consul. Two ships passing in the night bet he never even saw me.

An old friend neat to see him doing the foodie circuit too I can tell he’s suspicious yet impressed by my standing (competitive jealousy) in this wild world of big personalities and big food, we’ve bumped into each other before and he tweets. It just makes me feel how my very first boyfriend reacted to my going to see Metallica (F- YEAH!!!) at 14 with my best girlfriend Jesse cos this dork at school liked her and his dad got him 4 tickets. We finagled some floor bracelets for both of us and I crowd-surfed even. TWICE! I brought back my bf a tour book (it was like $40 which is a lot at molson amphitheatre and for a grade 9er) but anyway he felt I didn’t deserve to go cos he was the mega-fan and I’m a girl. yeah you liked them first but I liked Metallica a long ass time too, hello I have an older brother. You’ll be happy to know that this will happen again TO-VERY-DAY cos it’s the 90’s reunion party and I can talk about my upcoming performing on a bill with tokyo police club and F-D up for a NIRVANA TRIBUTE all while dressed like a ska skinhead gf. OOh it’s gonna be lovely, that. Hey wait teacher said that’s the reason for this party today ahahah I am a dough head.

See the Turkish Airline there and see how I am creating a barrier from Teacher and this guy? Haha I’m inventing drama. Everyone is so nosy too, how do you know so-and-so and who was that?

I had like 6 of these.

This is my friend from the table at the fpp party. she is my people as in, crazy endearing hippie lady.

OMG the baklava room. they were like matchsticks so yummy.

Turkish delight too. mint and regular. so nice.

The cheese party with France in their living room with swords and scrolls and funny hats and jester shoes I bet. Dude behind me looks like total secret service right?

OK bye!

An employee was like 0_o at me and I yelled I’M TAKING THIS AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! People think they hallucinate me. I am stealth. Crazy always gets ignored.

It’s a Fiat.

So dopey but how I match so perfectly. I am a genius.

K bye now xoxox have a great Saturday!