remember last year all i ever put up were pictures of me hungover what the hell?

my nose is especially big in this picture i was trying to capture the beautiful essence of my hair can’t do it this morning as last nite was suicidal sober nite.

we have relatives from england in town i am sort of freaking out over what to wear, something conservative (pfft yeah like i own conservative clothing) yet hip but we are going to be sitting in the sun all afternoon so it has to be loose and breathy, fuck, i might have to wear a bra i have some ideas but all those conservative clothes are too big for me now, and they have to see me looking skinny cos last time they saw me i was likely twenty pounds heavier and this one girl is 16 i haven’t seen her since she was 2 (she doesn’t remember me and has only seen me through pictures where i am drunk laughing and have ten chins and have beady witch eyes and pale skin cos relatives don’t know how to use digital cameras) and she has to think i am cool so i have to please everyone sigh. i hope she’s not at that snotty teenager oh god you are such a loser nerd 24 year old stage cos i definitely can’t bust out any of my dick jokes that would win her over what do teenagers like these days emo shit i have to go look at muchmusic’s website now SIGH.

oh i have that ill scarlett cd someone at sony tell me right now if it is appropriate or will i get cool points i know i will be like here you go apparently they are cool right now like i don’t give a care and my dad will sigh really loud.

oh there is also an extra aqualung cd kicking around here good thing i just looked at their myspace here you go this band is a really big canadian band uh they’re from the uk? right ok. oh wait nevermind i’m keeping it i like this music.

update oh shit i just went to ill scarlett’s myspace which is basically just an ad for the cd holy offensive headache ps. one of the band members has dreadlocks this is going to go over well.

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before i met my ex bf he made me this song to help brainwash me into being his gf i don’t think i ever linked it, it’s pretty good, i was 17, what a pedo heh.

here listen:

minyx soup.

he spelled minx wrong, we fought about it then i gave up.

here are the lyrics:

once upon a time there was a cool red minx
just a baby
too young to order drinks
her sweet smile drives me wild
in a sick little fuck me (?)
sweet red hair everywhere
i play the fool but i don’t care

raymi raymi drive me crazy
raymi raymi drive me crazy

weekend in the ‘burbs.

CNTM glass house.

sophie and ollie, they are twins, ollie came out not breathing and fil’s mom gave him mouth-to-mouth, saved him, sophie is 1/3 the size of him. remy is their mother.

moments before i checked my comments to find out that i am a cum-guzzling trust fund hooker. ps. i spit, who swallows these days are you trying to impress some drug addict from brampton?

stop rippin’ me off oakville.

gator has a little ramp aw.

you’d think italians live here ya?

starving right now, as usual.

rusty.

nice going philogynist.

the new sharkey’s.

fil’s old bedroom, check my cans.

when fil went to ireland cid waited on that bed for him everyday like an ugly depressive haha.

first time eating here, got the best seat in the entire place. used to cruise by it all the time, always seemed so modernist 80’s cheese to me (still does), the mirrored glass on the outside. used to be bistro something?

i can never look at myself enough.

i shouldn’t have ordered sticky rice with my dish.

basil chicken, chicken was cold, basil was too licorice-y.

fil had curry duck, loads better than mine and i would order it next time. sticky rice goes better with it, sucks up that sauce like a sponge.

did it again.

aimoo says she eats singapore vermicelli once a week TOPS.

schizo starving here.

russell peters and this other comedian jason something were sitting directly behind me the entire time and aimoo didn’t say anything about it until they left thanks! the jason guy turned up to stand-up at the rivoli nite so good thing hey we just saw you at the chinese restaurant hey here we are again can i have your postal code?

as predicted, fil’s hot peanut butter jam sandwich dumplings.

mine.

four minutes later mine.

aimoo didn’t even make a dent in hers i was pretty angry cos they gave her the bigger portion and i mentioned it like fifty times and then i ate off her plate she said she was vodka boozin’ it beforehand and was full uh sorry me plus vodka equals give me all the food in this restaurant i have a gun.

animals.

if she gave me the green light i would have inhaled the rest but i had to act nonchalant about it which i did, poorly.

no no it’s cool take it to go.

but which person? so many have wronged me tell me cos i believe you little piece of paper that i drew randomly!

i was a brownie too but i only earned three badges i think, the sports one which aimoo doesn’t have (i played soccer on a team that never won a game and i think we even scored on our own net i was 6) and i got the snowflake cos we went on a nature walk through some park in the winter big deal i saved the planet and learned about some birds. i quit brownies after a year.

i have 50 or so trolls, some were ten bucks each, and some were 20, and the big ones were thirty. what a waste of money.

aimoo is a grown-up now and has her own place.

how did you know?

sure you’ll just have to hang a few ’til i’m through hugging this other dirty smelly street urchin.

also, for you non-toronto persons, there is actually a little mailbox for you to write down your thoughts and feelings and messages haha it should be uprooted and planted in the annex.

of course i sleep in and then have 60 emails to go through when mental city is going down on the internet

here i am jumping on a trampoline and my hair is black again brb

HAHA

Re: Pics

Nanette Parker 9oliver68@jjtruckequipment.com

to raymi

Hello! I am tired tonight. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at xx@imailmessage.info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. I will reply with my pics

“only because i am writing not from my personal email”

WHY NOT FUCK FACE!?

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hey raymi.

i feel like a real creeper for reading up on yer blog so often and not dropping you a line. i came across you for the first time on buzznet through meltingdolls. (i haven’t posted anything in a while.) i’m also from mississauga (and spend half of my time downtown…the annex, actually, where my boyfriend’s currently moving out from) and have also graduated from a journalism program. i’m sure there’s a six degrees of separation in there somewhere. anyway, i just thought i’d write you to tell you what i think about your blog whenever i come across it. i like what you’re putting out there on the world wide web of internets. you can communicate sarcasm, tell a good story with a unique style, and i’m always impressed when you, in a nutshell, tell someone to go fuck him/herself/or themselves, collectively (efrank), with ever such cleverly chosen script. mmm. comma. keep it up.

ps. wtf is up with those bratz dolls.

signed,

crissandra

this video features my double chin and i call fil a fuckhead cos he slams on the breaks as i attempt to serenade him with an elvis song, then i scream that he ruined my life, my hair is extremely greasy and i am not wearing any make-up cos we were on our way to go swimming. why does youtube make all my videos ugly?

lesbians i put up some new videos.

when you have barely anthing on your menu way to go and burn the apps.

dip and suck edamame one point for the name, no points for the shitty.

chicken curry roti fil and i shared, so good, this nite it was lacking a bit on the filler though.

sammy had the pad thai.

I’M STARVING!

i know, i’m as shocked as you are, drinking water, nursed just one glass of red.

stefan is taking these, another shock, he usually lectures me long and hard when i bust out the camera. “Stefan was the first Canadian actor to use the word “fuck” on Canadian primetime television” -taken from wikipedia.

still working on it.

sharpie’s.

then they went to neutral with kenny and we went to the ‘shoe.

wendi’s “friend” heh.

she’s so thrilled, this says it all, it was awesome watching him being asked to leave and tried to figure out exactly why. oh i dunno maybe it has something to do with DRINKING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

wendi is really into kitten paws.

fil got off early on friday so we went for a walkies halfway through it i inform him on his blog he mis-linked something so we had to go to a web cafe for him to fix it holy uptight much?

what a great facial expression WHAT!? I DIDN’T SCREW UP YOU DID!

didn’t know there were intestines eyes ears and other organs in my feet thanks chinatown.

this building sort of rules too bad it’s on smells like garbage always street.

fil smokes these.

oh my god you’re so groovy.

nice pretending to read the french side pose.

fil came home before i had a chance to shower cos i was too busy surfing porn.

the WWII soldier war memorial room was open, feat. soldiers who attended UofT.

i have mentioned this before, my grandfather was in ww2, he was in intelligence, his vision was too poor to be a pilot so he briefed pilots before they went out, he was shot at once going into a building.

that’s german, captured at vimy ridge. burn.

haha ikea.

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