on friday when i came home fil had beaten me there

ha i just made him look abusive

anyway he was trashed and fell asleep immediately while i stayed up to flick back and forth between thelma and louise and some tv porno, it was very romantic. i thought about doing a review of thelma and louise but i didn’t know where to begin and how do you review a movie you saw in 1991 when it came out on VHS when you were 8 years old?

i guess you watch it and porn at the same time after drinking the entire universe?

anyway some things greatly pissed me off about it – had that movie been made in today’s time those bitches wouldn’t have driven off that cliff. that movie is sexist and i think i should write to callie khouri. she based thelma and louise’s reasoning why they absolutely had to flee to mexico was that NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE THAT THIS SCUMBAG GOT FRESH WITH THELMA IN THE PARKING LOT OF A SKEEZY COUNTRY DANCEBAR and then obviously no one would believe it was self defense that louise shot him? cos there was no way the police would even let them state their side of the story nope NO WAY the chips are stacked against you thelma and louise FLEE TO MEXICO and if you don’t make it DRIVE OFF A CLIFF WHILE THAT KIND AND UNDERSTANDING DETECTIVE RUNS AFTER YOU TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE BUT YOU DON’T SEE HIM COS OF THE SAND SMOKE FROM YOUR PEELING-OUT!

can someone rip my arms off so that i don’t rip out my long beautiful hair?

holy shit and yes louise alludes to some cafuffle in her past that happened in texas that we don’t really learn about or do we i forget anyway that kill bill guy shows up and gives her money and is like BABY I WANT TO GO WITH YOU and she’s all no sorry and i’m like ARE YOU CRAZY YOU ARE A GRANDMA AND THIS YOUNG STUD WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AND YOU SAY NO!?!?

when brad pitt tells geena davis’ husband that he met his wife and then air hump simulates boning her, that’s funny.

love raymi.

don’t forget to vote for raymi today.

blogging is a sickness.

today at least.

though bringing people down to my level is pretty fun.

don’t forget to vote again tomorrow, and now it’s leafs + rye time.

i also tried to upload videos from last nite to my buzznet all day long and it didn’t work so you will have to wait a little longer, it’s worth it though. i sing papa don’t preach and i dance and i do the clap and then the double clap to the beat. i thought i knew how to sing that song, the verses, but nope, i so don’t, not a comfort zone song, good to know and then i sing j.lo’s waiting for tonite and totally fucking destroy it and i don’t mean in a i fucking slayed that song kind of way. it was like i was singing a completely separate song but to the beat, amazing. that song came out strategically just before y2k and i dug it a lot, especially the video, sang along to it and for awhile years after it was no longer top 40 status, during nites when i couldn’t sleep i would have it stuck in my head for some reason (mental problems) – with all this i thought well i can own this fucking song.

WRONG.

i might have deleted it it’s so bad. even lou gosset jr. knew how to sing it and sang screamed it along until i figured out the rhythym. i think all of lise‘s racism has finally gotten to me.

i also sang no doubt’s cover of it’s my life and soda the cat sings along with me after the part DON’T YOU FOR-GEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT then soda goes wreeeeeeeeaow and attacks the dog cos my singing skills drive her mental.

the moral of the story is: wine and champagne and squash soup = BEST EAR GOGGLES EVER

i have a serious question for the christians or whoever believes in god – does god read blogs? and if so, does he read my blog? if the answer is yes, why doesn’t he leave me any comments? or, why doesn’t he leave you comments, cos like, you guys are friends, right?

please dignify these questions with a response.

ps i bet he likes my blog the best and shakes his head and chuckles and says oh, that raymi and the reason he likes my blog the best is because it hurts his feelings when you guys post stuff about all the mistakes of the world like war and pollution and poverty, bet you never thought of that one.

perhaps i should call tcs (the christian station) during their live chat show and ask them if god reads blogs then scream YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL and hang up.

love raymi.

DIY build your own masturbator (for men).

haha, yep, looks pretty safe to me.

BlogTO raymi interview

if you had to choose and you can’t cop-out with NOTHING I WOULD KILL MYSELF you are not allowed to die.

ok one last thing about this abortion stuff and then we can get back to the regular barf farting drunk sluts routine:

the fact you’re getting carved to pieces is that you assume your content is more important than what i write

So what’s it to you if I think that? What possible effect could it have on your life?

Yes, I do think religion, politics and social issues are more important than the mundane goings on of people’s lives. -suzanne

to many, my content is important to them likewise as to some, your content is more important–

I said as much in my first post– I’m sure your fans like your stuff. That doesn’t mean to say I think your blog is good.

it’s not a what is more important race

I acknowledged as much: you won because you have more traffic.

ps a lot of people strongly disagree with right-winger pro-lifers that’s just the way it is.

As if I didn’t know that.

oh and i suffered a severe psychosis due to post traumatic stress a few years ago, was hospitalised and i got pregnant at the time and was forced to have an abortion, bringing a child into the world at that time would be a totally cruel and inept thing to do so FUCK YOU. goodbye.

But killing an unborn child is not cruel? You couldn’t have given up the child for adoption? That wouldn’t have been cruel. Certainly less cruel that having him torn limb from limb.

The truth is you did it for yourself, not because of any real concern for the unborn child.

I wonder if she means “goodbye” for real.

I’m just amazed that people so sure that my opinions are worthless feel the need to show me the error of my ways.

i was on medication, bringing a doped-up child to term and then putting it into the adoption system like, you’re welcome kid good fucking luck? and limb from limb? the thing was a zygote, it’s not like it was working on bay street. anyway, i do not think that the idea of abortion is amazing or anything however it’s a necessity for some and don’t be ignorant to that, think: poor people, women of rape – this is an area where religion should not come into play, ever. and i know your next argument will be bla bla once the sperm hits the egg it’s a person, that’s pure bullshit so don’t even bother.

ps if you already knew that people like to argue with your kind THEN WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZED PEOPLE SO SURE THAT YOUR OPINIONS ARE WORTHLESS FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS!?

pps. that was a really brutal sentence to read it took me like, five hours to figure out.

ha that chick is getting so carved anyway this is the last thing i said in her comments

the fact you’re getting carved to pieces is that you assume your content is more important than what i write and that’s not true. to many, my content is important to them likewise as to some, your content is more important– it’s not a what is more important race and ps a lot of people strongly disagree with right-winger pro-lifers that’s just the way it is. oh and i suffered a severe psychosis due to post traumatic stress a few years ago, was hospitalised and i got pregnant at the time and was forced to have an abortion, bringing a child into the world at that time would be a totally cruel and inept thing to do so FUCK YOU. goodbye.

ok VOTE now everyone for the millionth time, i’m gunning for best blog, best personal blog and best humour blog, i will reward you with videos of me wasted last nite singing karaoke hero. DON’T FORGET TO VOTE EVERYDAY UNTIL 1 DECEMBER. i put a maple leaf icon link on the sidebar. (notice how i put the 1 in front of december do you like it when i am pretending to have a british accent? me too).

let me also point out that on november 28 (my dad’s birthday) it is the 6th year anniversary of this blog, the way i see it, I. AM. OWED.

love raymi

ps i had a dream that rick mercer linked fil’s blog ahead of mine and i lost my fucking mind over it.

and now, on a more important note:

um, bajungas called, they want their, um, you back? no, does that work?

also there are the 2006 weblogs to remember, there’s a week left of nominations, so far i am nominated for best blog and best diarist (ha, diarrhea).

schmutzie is pretty funny and decent and said this about me, good luck dude.

The one to watch out for is Raymi. Actually, no, she’s not the one to watch out for, because I think she’s going to win this category hands down. I mean, she’s got boobs and naughty drawings and stuff, and all I’ve got is a picture of the top of my head.

I am not begrudging her naked self, I’ll have you know. There have been some uptight snooty snoots slamming Raymi lately for her half-naked pictures and overt promotion of her website, and it’s ridiculous. She’s not even lewd about it. Even if she is doing it for votes, it can’t be held against her, because she’s been getting half-naked on her website since forever, and she has never tried to hide the fact that she wants to be famous. This is nothing new. Raymi doing what she’s always done ≠ Raymi being trashy. It just seems so childish and churchy to wag fingers like you’ve never seen a set of boobies before, unless you believe that ladies should hide their sweater meats away from the lusty male gaze, in which case, shut up.

bwahah, cinema? thanks for the joke.

Well let’s see. My writing is better. The subject matter is more interesting. It’s more intellectually challenging. And it’s easier to read.

Yeah, I’d say this blog is better crafted. -suzanne

yeah that’s what *you would say ahem, but the rest of the internet and the fact that you didn’t make the top 5 cut? ZING. i would say this is the most boring blog ever but you don’t even deserve to win that. OOOooooh ouch.

and by the way if one was wanting to find the information that you post on your blog they would reference a reputable news source not some biased boring blog, seriously scan the titles of your posts ZZZZZ.