**UPDATE i would also like to add how funny it is that these political bloggers cannot fathom losing to me, not making the top 5 cut like only just now realised how boring and vapid they are like a politically opinionated blog isn’t a fucking dime a dozen and if i wanted to be the top 1 in that category i could but i choose to deliver fluff and funny cos the world is full of bullshit and i think it is important to give people a break from all the boring chaos – oh really? so and so in the house of commons said “bla bla bla” last nite and this is what you think about it and everyone in yer webring wrote the same thing today? astounding. wait, what? tomorrow you will quote verbatim something from the business section of the national post?!?! I CAN’T WAIT POST IT NOW NOW1!!!1NOWWWWWWWWW!

they think what i do is easy they claim oh if i wanted to do what raymi does and achieve the loyal readers and all that they could, yeah, could you? could you really? are you funny? ok do it then.

read this gem:

“Raymi the Minx? I never heard of her.

If I’d least lost to a political, cultural or religious blog– even those of my ideological opponents.

When I consider all the blogs in the Canadian political blogosphere…and I had to lose to that. I’m sure all her fans like her, but this is not the blogging crowd I know.

It’s just not very satisfying. It’s like a piece of cinema losing to the latest low-brow sitcom.”

this bitch called her blog CINEMA.

AHAHhahahHAHAhAHaaa.

she’s also a pro-lifer. by the by, you are most welcome for the hits/traffic ms. boring mcborington.

fuck i hate politics. i really didn’t want this to be a political blog or make my political and religious beliefs a part of it. i can’t wait ’til this voting shit is over with and i can retire in my montenegrin mansion eating grapes and getting head from fil etc and so on oh but if i lose as previously stated i WILL be taking my blog down, and if you want to call my bluff on that, go ahead.

so we saw casino royale last nite and i liked it i am trying to convince fil to get those tiny bathing suit trunks that daniel craig wears something in my brain splodes when i think about them anyway fil said no.

beside me these four guys were sitting in the back row and before the movie started one said THAT’S THE RAINBOW FLAG THAT FAGGOTS WEAR. my eyes bugged out and i shot them a dirty look until i made eye contact with one of them then looked away and one said LESBIANS referring to me assuming my girlfriend would show up but then fil came and i told him about what happened but not before i shot them one more dirty look and pointed at them while i was talking about them so that they knew i was talking about them and would feel uncomfortable.

kinda ironic they drop the faggot bomb meanwhile they are four dudes w/ no ladies watching daniel craig in a tiny bathing suit movie.

what else oh yeah after the movie fil stuck his finger into my side under my left arm and ushered me out pretending his finger was a gun, as previously mentioned on this blog, after every movie we watch we pretend we are whatever just happened in the movie i can’t wait until spiderman 3.

ps i want to move to montenegro now.

these are my friends

dear internet

it is imperative that you vote for me tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that, the votes i have already will not be carried over into round 2 so basically round 1 was just giving everyone a heads up on how obnoxiously lame and naive they are to my following, mostly these people are political windbags who started blogging last week and they are all saying that i am posting nudes as a ploy like how convenient of me to do that – hey listen up geniuses, EVERYTHING i have done EVER is a ploy that’s how you become famous on the internet, not by writing about bathing your son or planting sage in your fat ass garden you have to be good looking and smart and funny, sorry, remember highschool? well this is it all over again.

everyone else VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR RAYMI EVERYDAY UNTIL DECEMBER 1st starting TOMORROW and tell all your friends and their friends – i am in three categories

best blog
best humour blog
best personal blog

hit cntrl f ‘raymi’ to skip to my name don’t bother voting for anyone else they are not important. well you can at least look at them once but once you look at their boring crap-o-blogs think how retarded it would be if i lost to them wtf?! they’ve already jumped the gun and are writing whiney cop-outs and shit talking me, i wasn’t planning to go that route but feh, meh bleh and so on.

oh and there will be consequences if i lose, i will take my blog down for a long period of time AND DON’T THINK THAT I WON’T.

YOURS RAYMI THE ENFORCER

have a nice friday, as for me i will be drunk and playing guitar hero 2 wearing a batman costume and here is a picture of my friend noel and his celebrity look-a-likes as evidence of how fucking wicked my blog skills are:

yesterday i discovered that my good friend lise is a RACIST. we were on the couch watching a different world and i said oh come on how is there a college with all black people not one white person (thinking in my head this show is racist) and then lise says that it’s based on a for real college BUT THEY LET THE WHITE PEOPLE IN.

THE? WHITE PEOPLE?!

then i called her out on it, you see, although lise looks white, she is not, she is indian something or other so i guess she has deep hatred stored up for the white man and probably hangs out with me to spy on the white woman and makes up little jokes about me in her racist journal when she gets home.

my last name is white and i thought her nickname for me _whitey_ was suppose to be affectionate but now that the cat is out of the bag thanks to a different world, she’s gone back to calling me raymi.

oh and don’t you worry lise thanks to you i am now FULLY AWARE about how much of “a different world” it really is.

Mike: I mentioned you on blogTO
the blogTO server is really slow right now, in case that link doesn’t work…

me:
yeah it’s chugging slowly
have u been reading those fucking political douches
they never heard of me before and they are all shocked that i am #1
like get over it
this is evidence of how self indulgent and nerdy they are

Mike: the early adaptors with their ear to the ground and respect of all things web 2.0 know you – those guys are all johnny-come-latelys and very old school

me: yes
this means i super duper have to win and beat them all out
cos everyone can have a political opinion but it’s the bullshit that i come up with daily that truly matters

Mike: it means you actually have influence – which must drive them crazy

i’ve been reading my book, it just arrived in the mail, marketable depression, not the one i’m working on now, and i keep thinking wow i’m smart or this makes me look smart which is not how i felt half a year ago or even a whole year ago, over time my perception has changed about it and that’s nice, i think. mostly, my memory is just destroyed it’s like i didn’t even write that book and it’s not even about me.

i found what i want fil to get me for xmas, it’s a jacket. originally i wanted wallabies but this jacket is pretty amazing i’ll just buy the shoes myself.

inspired by raymi

remember this?

Raymi the Minx had a substantial lead on the other four challengers in round one voting, but that doesn’t mean anything for round two. Clicking on the link brings me to a Blogspot blog with a simple layout, but an interesting colour scheme, a nicely drawn banner, and some interesting photographs. This is a hip looking blog and an interesting window into the life of an interesting urban dweller. My main complaint is that her blog takes too long to load up fully, although the design compensates by delivering the meaty content first and allowing the peripherals to come up later.

bowjamesbow.ca

interesting how i am still pretty unknown to many on the internets.