on friday when i came home fil had beaten me there

ha i just made him look abusive

anyway he was trashed and fell asleep immediately while i stayed up to flick back and forth between thelma and louise and some tv porno, it was very romantic. i thought about doing a review of thelma and louise but i didn’t know where to begin and how do you review a movie you saw in 1991 when it came out on VHS when you were 8 years old?

i guess you watch it and porn at the same time after drinking the entire universe?

anyway some things greatly pissed me off about it – had that movie been made in today’s time those bitches wouldn’t have driven off that cliff. that movie is sexist and i think i should write to callie khouri. she based thelma and louise’s reasoning why they absolutely had to flee to mexico was that NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE THAT THIS SCUMBAG GOT FRESH WITH THELMA IN THE PARKING LOT OF A SKEEZY COUNTRY DANCEBAR and then obviously no one would believe it was self defense that louise shot him? cos there was no way the police would even let them state their side of the story nope NO WAY the chips are stacked against you thelma and louise FLEE TO MEXICO and if you don’t make it DRIVE OFF A CLIFF WHILE THAT KIND AND UNDERSTANDING DETECTIVE RUNS AFTER YOU TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE BUT YOU DON’T SEE HIM COS OF THE SAND SMOKE FROM YOUR PEELING-OUT!

can someone rip my arms off so that i don’t rip out my long beautiful hair?

holy shit and yes louise alludes to some cafuffle in her past that happened in texas that we don’t really learn about or do we i forget anyway that kill bill guy shows up and gives her money and is like BABY I WANT TO GO WITH YOU and she’s all no sorry and i’m like ARE YOU CRAZY YOU ARE A GRANDMA AND THIS YOUNG STUD WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AND YOU SAY NO!?!?

when brad pitt tells geena davis’ husband that he met his wife and then air hump simulates boning her, that’s funny.

love raymi.

don’t forget to vote for raymi today.