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Valentine Vamps

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We have a show at the Bovine Sex Club Saturday February 11th Doors at 9. HERE IS THE FACEBOOK EVENT It’s also a Singles Mixer so you can go in a crew. I’ll be auctioned off two days prior for love a heart and this will be a perfect V-Day week bender, non? Lots more to confirm and share yet, very exciting shit!

Will you be my Vampentine SAT FEB 11?

Girls on deck:

PASTEL SUPERNOVA, BUNNY ANGORA, RAYMI THE MINX, MARI JUANA, RED ZEPPELIN, ROUGE LA ROUGE, CHOW MEIN & BECHNIQUE.

Fierce.

As well, there will be my cast of VIPLEASE PLAYERS CLUB BACHELORETTES mingling about doin’ their thing. Celebrate Saint Valentine in style with all your friends in one big giant horny obscene mobscene. All shows are legendary. Guaranteed. Bring the boys and watch the girls! Bring the boys and find a girl, bring the girl and watch her ease in to a sexy alter-ego of her former conservative self. Cabarets are always heart warming and work magic over your lady pants parts.

See you soon, I’ve got a show to prepare!

There will be an MC and he WILL be FUNNY. And famous!

SAT FEB 11 DOORS 9PM BOVINE SEX CLUB
TELL EVERYONE.

XO RLW.

valentine’s day nap

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yesterday was rough.

good thing we always celebrate v day on the 13th cos yesterday we were pretty useless we barely made it through SNL. the most romantic thing about valentine’s day this year was being reunited with our loblaws. also did you notice your lcbo packed to the gills on friday nite? fil said he hadn’t seen it that full even on xmas eve or new years. do you want to hear something snarky about these chicks in line behind me now or later?

aw cid’s tongue.

new accidental favourite drink. i bought some oranges to go with the 6 of rickard’s white i got for fil (nowhere on the box does it tell you to pair it with orange, if you know the backstory let me know) and was planning to have mimosas yesterday but someone inhaled all my champagne so i squeezed a ton of orange into a modest tumbler of Gewürztraminer and blammo, delicious. remind me to buy an orange press today thanks.

if you ever need to borrow an onion we’re the place.

baby red potato shake seasoning inspired by the flavour of this bag of kettle chips we picked up, not exactly the same flavour but still v amazing: celery salt, white pepper, cayenne, paprika, cumin, chili powder and a few dashes of dried sweet basil. one of those fluke things that just totally worked and with the onions too so so good it blasts your hangover right out of the water.

was dubious about this people’s choice thing but after a few bites you’re so hooked, bland at first then it’s like WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING CHIPS!

we’ll be eating tenderloin for a week or so if you were at all curious.

i like these better than the my little pony band-aids fyi, they’re like traditional band-aids. next time it’s barbie oh and that would be a mole i’ve detested my entire life, it’s benign.

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