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September 16, 2008



Hi Lauren,

I am Phil’s cousin, we met at my parent’s house on Saturday I saw your pictures and have attached a couple more ones showing you playing Texas Horse Shoes. It was good to meet you and even better watching you beat up on my cousin at the game.



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The Story of Menstruation is believed to be the first film to use the word ‘vagina’ in its screenplay.

OH AND THE OFFICIAL DATE OF MY ART SHOW IS NOW TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7! TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7! TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7! TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7! TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7! TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7! TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7! TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7! AT THE CENTRAL!



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September 15, 2008


not my title, i’m not that lofty, or gay, ripped from NOW mag’s description of sidecar‘s sunday to wednesdsay dinner menu, which fil and i tried last nite and it was the most delicious meal had in ages. for $22 you get a choice of two salads or soup for starter, and for your main a selection of four dishes available and dessert on top of that.




bonus points for pre-softened butter.


v cozy atmosphere.




amazing caesar salad with pancetta, very heavy garlic w/ equal part anchovy flavour.




fil chose steak frites, A+.


to be perfectly honest and fair, my roast chicken was the show stopper and i felt sorry for fil. asparagus, delicious potatoes and two pieces of chicken, great skin, mysterious jerk-type jam-like gravy, i bet the proper description is on their menu online i’ll get it in a sec. k all it says is this Oven Roasted Chicken, asparagus, mashed potato, pan juices. i’m drawing a blank at what you call that stuff, it’s not exactly the consistency of chutney, well maybe it is and i am an idiot. it in no way overtakes the dish, don’t worry.



oh man i’m on the fone with fil right now and we’re moaning and groaning over how food pornorific this dinner was.


chocolate mousse raspberry coulis SO FUCKING GOOD.





we already want to go again, who’s in?



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omfg winter i know but whatever, this guy is by hurley, and the hood lining is an adorable blue velvet (same as by the big blue buttons), size xs, JUST SAYING.


i tried on a zillion, no small feat on a hot day. i am still jeals of steph’s leather guy, she has an extra for me though, if i can fit into it i will be stoked. one day i will stop typing like a surfer, here’s hoping.







anniversary gift, which isn’t til halloween’er but yeah, get the ball rollin’ now why not?

and here is a new apron shirt


really i was searching for a dress to wear to sharpie/samir’s wedding which is so soon, came out with nothing. i’ll post pics of this one hoochie’d out thing that made me look pregnant, fil gave it the a-ok, but he’s a dude, dude’s don’t get it. day of wedding you visualize everyone in their finery and you look at your get-up and have the world’s biggest meltdown. i also have a few dresses up my sleeve i have to re-try on so maybe i won’t have to get a new one, i might even hit up the success dress for one last hurrah. if my frye’s show up in time i am set.



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sigh deep breath HAHAhAHAHAHAHAa!

great find xenia!!!!!!



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September 14, 2008




fatrobot‘s tentacle necklace arrived.






i cleaned up at this horseshoe toss game, i wandered on in, talked a ton of shit and completely beat this dude, he was a good sport about it. the game was tossing metal washers into a box with three holes barely a hair bigger in diameter than the washers themselves. killed it. best player of the day.



then we went mental on this thing.



i bet i am going to get a cold now.










soaked!


in the car on the way home i discovered a handful of burrs in my hair we had to pull over to get them out no idea how they got in there, well no recollection of it really, and a lord of the ringsy good time was had by all.



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September 12, 2008

i proudly displayed for fil what my *soiled tampon looked like the other day, i don’t think he will ever get over it.

*sorry for this awful word, i think it is at least less offensive than bloody.

suffice it to say, it did not look like this happy tampon


uuuuuuuh do yoursef a favour and DON’T google image search BLOODY TAMPON.



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i am bummed today and my left shoulder kills cos i slept on it for too long, my right shoulder is the stronger of the two thanks in part to cid requiring it to cruise back to sleep every morning. i just spent a good amount of time trying to figure out how to make a video slide show, i selected all these wacky never before used pictures hit BEGIN and then for some reason a video slide show was made with every single picture i did not select. yay. i cannot even lift my left arm w/o it hurting, i am a pile of sensitive landfill, i have zero energy and zero appetite, i feel like the robot from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy here look this is me, marvin:

it hurts to type so bye.



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