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February 21, 2002

ok everyone i’m a big fat liar. not going to nyc. i’ve checked into my funds situation and have come to the conclusion that it’s not such a good time to go seeing as i’ve spent a ridiculous amount of money on useless crap – thus, don’t have enough to have a good time in nyc. meh. good thing is i got myself a job thing. i start tomorrow. i’ll write a special letter to anyone who can guess what my new job is. it’s not the radio gig, ‘cos that’s a volunteer position. anyhow. i’m around. give me a shout. it’s raining today. and it smells like fish. i’m right near the atlantic coast so on misty days like today, everything smells like garbage or rotting fish heads. there was this old sketchy bum-dude hiding behind a tree in our side yard last nite. he was trying to talk to the cat. it was disturbing. and funny.



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February 20, 2002

oh holy wow. someone got me that origami kit. that’s spectacular. i am never going to leave the house now. ever.



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alright i just spent too long a time trying to figure out the link to this greedy wishlist thing. i’m beyond frustrated & fed-up over it. i’ve figured out that when you click BUY RAYMI A PRESENT on the left-hand column of this blog, amazon.com makes the page jump to somewhere else on their stupid amazon site – someplace i don’t want you to go to because obviously you’re only suppose to go to amazon.com if you intend to buy raymi something. right? right. so in case one decides to look at my wishlist and see the things i want, you have to press BACK and that’s how you get to the friggin’ wishlist page. or you could do a wishlist search and type in my email rawkrawk@hotmail.com i ‘m too scatter-brained right now to make it work. feel free to email me some advice on how to make it go directly to the wishylisty thing. someone better get me something after all the work i did. dammit.

ok so i’m going to NYC tomorrow. yes it’s true. i’ll be hanging with my slutty friend Genni. i’ll get as many pics as possible of me and her together so you can see all the action.

i made sushi last nite. well, tried to anyhow. i’m the only one who liked it. it came out all ugly and sloppy and tasted like salty seaweed more than anything. it’s alright ‘cos i really like the taste of seaweed and other gross things. it’s perfect for a spaz like me ‘cos i make one on the spot, pop it in my mouth then i make ten more. it’s so easy. half-assed of course.



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raymi has her own radio show now. serious. it’s called, something ’bout raymi

you want me to send u a tape of my show? we’ll figger somethin’ out. i don’t promise it won’t suck.



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February 19, 2002

hi you guys. no i am not dead. just been busy walking around town and doin’ the whole road trip thing. went to massachusetts again. it was fun. going to nyc this week maybe thursday. i’m tryin’ to find a job in this small town but no one seems to wanna pay a foul-mouthed canadian under the table. i’m beginning to feel like the most unemployable person in the world. really. arrr. i have new pictures of me doing bowling poses in this fancy bowling alley. i know u can’t wait.



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February 13, 2002

Email from polite guy in Italy,

Hei Raymi,

I’m an italian guy and I’m writing you because I’d really appreciated whay you wrote about pussy farting.

I was just curious because we don’t have any word that you can use to indicate a pussy fart.

I made an wer reserch and I felt on your lines.

Well, just thank you and, if you really want to know my advice, I don’t think a woman had to be embarassed at all if a whoooosh comes out of her twat.

Bye,

Ruk.



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February 12, 2002

Quote of the day, “It’s my party and i’ll be drunk and obnoxious if i want to, an asshole if i want to, a total fucker if i want to…you would drink too if it happened to you.”



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hurray for my lazy bumfuckin’ ass. you guys voted me “Most often late to work” so i won one of them anti-bloggies things. i can’t believe it. I don’t really care about the title, the prize i’ve concluded, is the least shittiest of them all. i will inform you as to what i decide to get from amazon.com thank you for nominating/voting and/or caring. i’d like to thank God and my Senior Kindergarden teacher Mrs. Brown for being a scarey coke-bottle glasses wearing freak. I’d like to give shout-outs to my sponsors, that drunk guy Corey down the street from me who also works at the auto-body shop – your love and support kept me going when i was weak and disillusioned and misguided and things like that…..

you can look at the other winners of 2002 here



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