More more more there’s always more.

I love my friends because they are all eclectic and varying ranges of stupid, inappropriate and passionate. They can’t keep secrets to save their lives and can’t not divulge to the birthday girl every confession, man the stories I heard and the fights I had haha just another night right? Right! Indeed it was another successful one for the books great turn out and I thank Bech and Jules v much for taking the reigns because I can’t handle that shit. Party planning stress yikes I am a nightmare that was gift enough for me and then they got me a loot bag full of treasures that I opened super late and was like WOW so AMAZING I am mind blown by these teeny socks. They are great gal pals and now that I am old I say things like gal pals (ew)(stopping right fucking now) and it was just a nice ass time plus all the dramz was amusing and all the dumb things people did or said periodically through the night we all played telephone about and I was like this is the sitcom man I love it. People showing up loaded, pouring a beer in to my vodka soda (ugh), telling me their boyfriend hates me, we fully rick rolled the restaurant okay I’ll shut up more photos here we go.

Blond girls arrived and that is when bar vespa was like holy crapola. Caron said when she went brunette from blond it was nasty I was like what were you pushed in the mud or something? After the big stink I made about going darker it was like so what you are still totally blond, no change at all is apparent. Lauren did an April fool’s hair prank about going brunette and I fell for it then she arrived blond haha nice.

Casie sent this I don’t know what’s going on with her eye there and bech has one look so her new nickname is Zoolander.

I did this a lot with my hands blogiously.

Love those ears Lauren.

There’s a similar photo to this from my ten year blogiversary party my hair is up like a platinum Raymi Winehouse thing thang.

In the beginning before it got sloptastical.

Bad girl mormons and a moron.

Thank you for the flowers Sergio!

Spoiled sparkle bum bum.

Sergio is the first male yay cray member. It’s an honour to live up to and he does us proud.

They know how I love my little stud earrings and am a loser (of them) so thanks for replenishing.

Amazing. I did a little shake and someone goes when’s your next show? and I go YOU JUST SAW IT. No that was with Heather but you know how I do with ma stories let ‘em all bleed in to one.

Yay Cray dance performance while I threw tissue paper rippings in to the air like a yay cray ought.

Who is that guy, Clem’s friend? It was one wicked after party.

Sean said I was timeless beauty in the opening of these shots what a peach Seany is!

Dancing at Salvador was salvadorablah thank you Tanya!!

Um Jesse and I look like a funny talk show right?? I’d watch that. Fuck I’d watch paint dry too.

Those specs need to be a hair smaller.

I did do a mini classy sassy performance in the back actually I took that off without showing anything!

I pulled a complain move (always complain!) and got this 13 dollar drink for free. It was ridinkulous how much it wasn’t topped up, furreal? I said I’m going to drink it anyway (it took forever to arrive) but, I’m not happy.

We couldn’t get one flattering photo of this magical strawberry kismet but who cares it’s just hair.

Partied like cray the night before too and Bech was like GO TO BREAD cos she knew people would drop like flies the next day but looky look who showed up? I did!

Cool.

Zoolander.

Caron you are adorablah thanks for coming out sweetheart!

Teenager face Jules AHHAHAHA Oh look, still the same bechnique.

I think I’ll go for a double dip this week.

Lucas with the lid off.

Bri came all the way from Rochester now that is international adoration. You are part of the crew now boy it was great givin’er with ya.

Jeff Caron and Luc staged an ndp or whatever rally over there COOL times!! NOT! HAhaha.

Thank you for dressing up!

This’ll go above the couch.

Me likey!

Might even look good by the tv. I have to mail that other painting anyway.

I got a new feather headband from the girls. It’s so sweet and matching nail polish.

Then it was time for bed! Thanks friends you complete me! Sarah has a write up on her website, nice to see your pretty face again babe. You called me a snowflake. So touched!

Hurray sean just sent more brb. Mondays are for this. What? exactly.

I missed them immediately! At Salvador Darling when we arrived and put our shit in the back booth I asked where my balloons were aw precious dumb dumb.

We had a blast! Thanks for joining the yay cray express. No more birthdays! My party was like 48 hours long and def one for the books. I survived 31 ways to die month. I rule therefore I am. Back to the couch love ya. Way more pics tomorrow (please send me yours if you have any).

This is what happens to your youtube video when you say YES to them editing the shakiness for you, they make it worse! Saying no next time!

Gotta go. Late again!

Some people may prefer a little, electro? What is this music called? This is another jam that I am presently murdering around the house. Also, you hear a bit of couple’s bantering (bickering) if you’re in to a bit of diva behind the scenes REAL Raymi kinda shit. This one although posted after Let me roll it ousted first place for amount of hits (now, Let me roll it is back in the lead). As a long time purveyor of ME content, a release, wait, and watch them back type of chronicler this tells me something. I know a lot about you guys, basically, more than you’ve considered. I study that shit up guy so happy Friday from The Expert! It’s my last day of being 28 years old. Perfect day for a run with the pooch in the sun. If I wear a knit thing on my ears will I look stupid in the outside world? If I had my way I’d have sliced the first 30 seconds off this video. Appréciez!

There’s no way I’d even try to put this one on youtube, no one could handle the ass not even here can it be handled. Welp that should tell ya something. This is a regular highly-rotated jam around these parts and a great one to blast on a Friday, any day.

The last one is a bonus for you jerks lol and might even be my audition for her future biopic jajaja. Got cuter ones for later even I am impressed by. Plus some more stupid of course as uje.

I demand a recall. Does this look like normal vodka to you? Oh well this drink is delish that I just invented. Pre-drinking while team stupid naps. Oh plus it was Teacher who bought it lol. -Birthday week.

Also might I add: RIPenny. Heard it here first.

Until I realized I was taking screen grabs instead of videos.

On the last day of being blond you will do anything to stop time.

Knowing what I know now people say. I say, I would have enjoyed myself even more. My time then, knowing that I would be right here right now I’d have smiled more. Been less stressed out about shit. That’s the only difference.

But I’m making up for it now.

Obviously I caught on that it was taking stills.

Sepia reminds me of The Wizard of Oz, the before colour part of course. And now I want to hear Somewhere over the rainbow. And then I found this rare gem, listen to what Liza (or Lorna) says in the beginning of this clip. When her voice cracks a few times during this performance it hurts my heart a little, so tragic her true life was. Once you become a celebrity you are doomed. I love Meet me in St. Louis. Nostalgia vortex!

Someone said I look 40 yesterday. One of my obsessive biggest fans of course otherwise known as a hater. So, I can take it, lay it on me, how old do I look? Also might I add, how relevant is that really? Do my chances of “making it” end when I turn 30? Do you know Kim Kardashian is over 30? My mother was on Creeps for Christ sakes. Ps. look at my body, is that the body of a 40 year old? I am french, I have dark circles beneath my eyes, it is my heritage. I’m going to keep at it to spite you, the older and older I get the more I will still be there so you need to ask yourself how long you are going to punish yourself hating on me for. What if I get more famous! That will so suck for you won’t it!

It’s only older than me shitheads or bitches my own age who say I look older anyway so who cares. Young chicks are shocked when they learn my age and definitely 50% of that is attributed to how I act, young spirited and fancy free so you remember that ya old windbags acting all stiff and crabby and frowning all the time, you are projecting OLD. I am not, nor will I ever and my body will always look young for as long as I can manage. Thank you Demi Moore.

Nice pants Courtney. Traveling Raymi pants.

Too many corn flakes teach said. Shut up hater I liked it!

Don’t base your judges on the last few days pictures either because I said so.

Except here in which I look like a retarded baby.

Classy sassy hostess Courtney strikes again.

Love your friends.

She’s got the look of bourbon in her eyes. No wait I did. No wait, she did.