Now that’s some french fires for ya!

Holy moly my niece is growing up! Sob. So proud so, so, time is going so fast. This is her grade 8 grad dress. She looks more adult than me. My dad measures her every time she visits and now she’s two inches taller since Christmas, 5’2 and three quarters (or so she says I’ll go check) and I’m 5’9ish so I will enjoy my height lead while I have it. She’s back to teeny her bopper outfit now phew.

It’s my bro’s 31 birthday in three days O_O! I am still the baby jajaja!

Welcome to the weekend! No, you’re welcome.

Woah narcolepsy much! Well, it was late-ish (for suburbia so like 9 o’clock) and we went out for more snacks and to rent a movie.

There much better. I like the Celina Kyle eyebrow shadow effect from the glasses no wait that’s my french heritage shit guy! Also how do you like Rebecca and I’s two piece band name FRENCH FIRES. Inspired by french fries. And then someone goes would you like french fires with that? I am always play writing at night in bed aligning all my stupid thoughts like ducks in a row.

Zit is slang REBECCA WAKE UP so you should not have won that game that I kept trying to throw to end it.

I brought crazy wigs and fire crackers.

Thundercat hair. Raaaaaaaw.

Slutty vintage choker.

Nice shiny face. I can’t wait to bake my face off.

Oh hi, what are you guys talking about?

How many looks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie blog?

MALL CRAWL BYE BYE!

On Tuesdays our local taco dealers are closed, boohoohoo so we went for burgers, I was stir cray, weekend birthday bender hungover emotionally and needed girl time to go over the events of the weekend.

I got hit on by a dude at the corner waiting for the bus in a bizarre fashion even though he was not my type and kind of seemed looney tunes, I was flattered. A few more times men whispered under their breaths at me WOW You are really pretty, right? Rebecca was there so ask her I think it was the sunshine and the blond hair and my Sam Kinison hat or maybe I am gorgey and I just don’t know it because I am so utterly depressed.

I’m going to get the full Burlington experience this weekend and that means TANNING SALON then I will look more vibrant instead of Madame Tussauds come to life.

If I had a store how much stupid crap would it be filled up with ahhh. Should I make an etsy store? Is that only for things people make? Like my online garage sale shit i don’t want no more. That’s your easter present, rifling through that garbage. Literally jajaja! Wish I had VS pink thong now I wear so many thongs now I am the thong song!

J’adore this hot knives painting. I pretend they’re at the cottage.

Rebecca has finally turned in to a potato but because I am such a good friend I refrained from having her sliced into fries. I use the word slice a lot. Anyway rebecca nooo come back.

Okay thank you. Look that’s me payin’ for shit because I am a gentleman. If you look closer you can see a picture of Duncs in my wallet.

I always forget the guy’s name but the Stampede owner dude always asks if I have minx nails done and finally I had my minx’s on!

Once we started eating we became happy hyper spazzes but then we also had a rum chocolate milkshake too so err, what look over there! We made up funny shit about everyone who passed and sang the Miss Almira Gulch bicycle theme song from the Wizard of Oz anytime anyone on bike rode passed we sounded like a circus music sped up when multiples of people rode by at once, we were pretty loud and jovial. Sean says the Yay Cray club is a youtube channel all on its own. True say!

I can’t get over how chalky I am, I cannot wait to get colour. I’ll go sit in the sun after this.

Reborn.

More lint brush. I told my bro I wanted an ikea gift card for a present so I can buy plants and pretty stuff for the roof. SWOON. New lounge cushions!

Rebecca said give me my burger back when I took MY burger from the tray. She’s allergic to wheat so hers came in that salad which is a bunless burger in a box. Who ordered the salad? Turned into you don’t make friends with salad! She got hives later on anyway so maybe it was the fries. I have never been so amazed by someone who just eats potatoes all the time and is not at all afraid of carbs it’s insulting to me almost hahah. I mean yeah I eat garbage a lot, worser things than french fries but on a regular day, going out for a thing of fries? That’s just not done for skinny girls with food issue probz or I mean, I think people who are not conscious of the unhealthy things they’re eating are actually aware but are choosing to just chow down anyway. For example, in high school eating cafeteria food like crack addicts, I got chubbier. There’s an area of margin for eating crap and eating crap TONS. Just know when to stop. Which is why Rebecca’s potato extremities are so fascinating and beguiling to me that, or I need to get a life.

So, no more bison for forever? But your place is called stampede guy! jajaja. That’s like Raymi the Nun and now what will I do with that minx tatoo? Cool! Shoulda thought one through bro! Just kidding. If I ever got over the minx thing I’d just be like “and this tattoo is from when I was doing this shit for a period of my life.” Plus how many of y’all got dolphins and rings of fire blazing in a circle around your belly buttons baha.

Hanging on to the Union Jacks for my nana and papa and dad but bit by bit, remove a few ska ones and then paint in green or purple pastels (for easter!) pretty craymi.

This beef burger actually gave me a buzz. We sang yeah yeah, yeah yeah and chattered like hens with the sun beating down through the window and crush f*ck entertainment and post work peeps and weirdos in cars.

By the end of my burger I am eating it like a raccoon, tearing off bread and licking condiments off it discarded scraps of bun and napkins and shit all over the place but bech BEGINS hers that way.

I never thought to get black earrings, looks neat with blond hair.

Ps. Rebecca with hair down is shocking. I said it was like Jessica Tandy naked what am I looking at here? My mom says that when girls constantly (exclusively) wear their hair up it means they don’t like their hair. Dude it looks good wear it down and I will wear mine up and we can always keep people guessing!

Cool. Not.

She beat me in scrabble because the boys came over and would not shut the fuck up!

Leftovers from this jam the next night. Free is awesome. Hey come out it’s on me!

Look at that big beautiful nose driving that face around!

I looked pretty young that night. It’s cos I pulled my hair back.

Zoolanders.

Woah. Babe!

Woah chill smile time station.

Whoops hi!

I look androgynous. Androjealous?

I was feeling Violet.

I love you like a love song baby bye! See you in the shower.

Ready for the weekend? Good Friday hurrah!

Oh blog life lol. Nice pix casie!

That’s it I am ordering a pizza.

Here is your video of the day. I have smooth moves.

I’ll come up with retarded captions for these wiener shots in a bit. Rebecca went to Parts and Labour and got her period so, you know, we made fun of that a lot.

Keep your eyeballs on this spot for more photos and review of the Parts and Labour catering launch party, great times, tacos, noodles, burgers, booze, and booze. Oh yeah. My blue heart pasties will be making the news too! Baller.

lawls.

No regrets!

I started out the night like this.

I hid a bottle of wine behind my back like that.

I wore them all day.

The noodles were fab. I lined up twice. I ate a chicken wing in line while waiting for my second round then I had a bit of a burger and a taco. It is killing me to think about food right now wow what a whiner. If I wasn’t a whiner I wouldn’t be a very good blogger now would I? Exactly.

You don’t need talent when you are hot lol. Just joking guys! Like that chick who everyone is calling ugly who called herself hot and is now famous for it? I am offended big time by the U word as one (moi) who does/has done work for a charity for children afflicted with various kinds of facial deformities I do not think that’s funny, or even note-worthy. Millions of people call themselves this or that on the internet everyday all day why did you give this moronic woman the media victory by spreading the word about it? I’ve also dropped the U-word from my vocabulary since I started raising awareness for AF. You can look through my archives, I haven’t used that word no matter how many nasty words have been used regarding me from people who do not take care of their appearances as much as I make effort to but more than that, I don’t make fun of people’s fucking faces because that is cruel and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Just saying. But vanity can sure be a hot topic n’est-ce pas?

I’ve only just come across these recently I did not plan to blog this or say that rant before sitting down here today. Now there’s going to be some kind of swing set-up going on up there on the CN Tower? Cray. Also Cray is I could go sky diving with About Face, err maybe next time. Ok back to my nipple pasties.

Check my roots. It’s gonna get weird!

Hair is getting really long though I almost cut it yesterday. I hang on to those split end stragglers for extra length, Teach persuaded me not to cut my hair yesterday, just a trim, I’ll do so later.

I think I am going to dance in an upcoming post-comic con after party, the official one! And it’s a fundraiser for burning man? Do I get to get in on that too?

Time to start practicing my pink cape moves. And I can finally do Pride if I am around that weekend. Caribana is Bollywood themed this year too.

I should stick around up there for longer than my photoshoots. Those plants need to replaced. It WILL be made over you will see and you will like it. Maybe even some fake flowers? I can see that getting ridic pretty quick. Thank you for the glasses Jules and the pasties Rebecca my little stylists.

Okay back to laundry and tidying and Bob Dylan and remember Friday the LCBO is closed head’s up so get all your shit tomorrow the weekend is almost upon us thanks to the Easter Bunny. Sean‘s on the way over blog party pow wow wow.

The wiener has arrived.

I don’t know what my inspiration for this outfit was. Suicidal?

I might have aged myself with the shawl. Fo shawl. No I just wanted to say that. Grabbing the purple mini hat on the way out cheered it all up.

Hey look it’s a new look oh no it’s not sorry! Oh my god I was so stricken by Bechnique’s Medusa glare that I almost missed my little self, I thought I was a napkin. I guess I can lead with this stupid one cos I am in it afterall. Nah it is boring maybe Rebecca will start blogging soon.

What’s the laserbeam pupil count for all these pictures? Jaja even patrons at other tables ok, it was very dark because my birthday falls on save the planet and turn the lights out day thanks for that by the way (ugh) just kidding you should have made it on april fool’s day instead just saying. I made a funny comment like oh this is one our favourite hangover restaurants because it is SO dark and someone goes uh it’s earth day loser HAHhA then I chugged on Rebecca’s water that was actually a tall double vodka soda ughhh I was trying to ease in to shit because we were not good the night before. Bleh. They took my beloved chorizo fonduta off the menu, how shocking why does that always happen to me? If they stop doing the little olive oil and spices thing then we are going to have problems.

Jules is our sneaky brat little sister, what did you just do Booboodoodoo?

How long have your fingernails been those rainbow colours for?

Sexy times at Bellamy’s.

Birthday flashbacks keep happening because I keep unearthing more pics. I have a lot going on in the fingers and necklace and face accessories department here. One of the singers was like hey bday girl do you have brown eyes? No they’re grey! ahahah asshole. We all added him to our twitters he got blitzed by the yay cray and I said to his table of mates hey you’re with the band. I am a geezer. What who is talking now huh? We played eye spy and I say I spy a dragonfly and they’re like that’s a bee idiot, it has a stinger. Tell me one more dumb thing I said/did and it’s a hat trick. No not that thing though, or that one either. Please. It’s still my birthday. Shh. My brother’s is on the tenth so we family party combo this weekend.

See that chick at the table has laser beams too.

Nice touch!

No I didn’t step on something that is my pose! Did you see the snl sketch with zoey deschanel + spoofing mkate, bjork and zoey deschenal the quirky show? Find a clip please. Anyway that is me being quirky? Quirky or Crush fucked new game! Lol.

Dance of the tissue paper

Bam that’s the one.

Blurry and Jules is stuck with someone else’s leather jacket. Sometimes you jam the jam or the jam jams you right kid? We’ll get it back.

Dance presents yeah yeah, yeah yeah!

Nips!

Rebeccablah has a closet full of shoes.

I look like miss muffet. GOOD! Great!

What is this a pretty party? Always.

That bag is exploded on the green velveteen couch right meow on to my friend (cat) in a stupid cray pile I guess I’ll take a picture. Update: Still doing it and still haven’t taken a photo and now I am showering.

Aw frowner the kid thinks she can party like the pro stars, in due time little lamb.

Coug is in the heart.

The night before all this I was 28 years old boo hoo.

This is our altar boy pose.

See, a bit big, not my thing. Now I have some muchos deneiro to blow teachy is so generous :). Though everything at Holt is expensive. Wish me luck. What is the big summer thing/must-have?

Too bad because I love this slip and would wear it all the time.

Bye!