meet xiaxue

i have been stalking her since 2003.

she’s hong kong’s biggest blogger and she’s been in the paper and has a bunch of endorsements and other vapid shit. she is shamelessly in love with herself and i guess if i was smarter i would be copying her every move and would be getting free shit all the time also. i’ve written her before and she didn’t write back. i’ve said snarky things in her comments, which were not published.

anyway toronto, what am i doing wrong? do i need to have 100 strands of hair sewn into my head at 2 bucks per? do i need to come across as more stupid?

i guess i need to lose weight and yeah i imagine everything good that may or may not happen to me in the months to come has everything to do with my weight.

so there is xiaxue, her comments essentially are that of fat nerdy glasses wearing dudes kissing her ass. i don’t read them. nor her blog really. her boyfriend is some white guy that appeared out of the blue some months back and they went on a trip together to hollywood and she made him dye his hair blond and it looked BAD, way bad and he has a comb-over type hairstyle which i imagine is what asians picture in their heads when they think of americans, bad hair, dockers, leave it to beaver attitude?

anyway xiaxue we can be friends if you want i promise i will act 100% not irritated by everything you say and/or do.

in yer blog circles and country you are considered “controversial” and really do you agree with that? the only thing controversial about you as far as i am concerned is fuck, i can’t think of a funny joke, is uh, your, longwindedness? fuck.

i’m running out of blog ideas did you notice? if you have any please leave me a super secret comment/blog tip or email me (raymitheminx@gmail.com) anyway, i have to resort to myspace messages now, fun.

Hey raymi,

Todd a.k.a. P R I N C E

i especially like the I just started working in the mall in Barrie line seeing as working at the mall is important friend criteria and two i am in barrie often apparently.

oh shut up i could have been meaner.

finished rereading microserfs in the tub today and cried at the end. i ate some soup also, hot soup + hot bath = hot and i don’t mean sexy. i have the ripest avocado in the world that we are going to make guacamole out of with cherry tomatoes very exciting stuff here guys. it’s rainy out. i think i will go get us a movie. fil is bringing home white wine i don’t think white wine counts as boozing cos if it isn’t red and it isn’t carby then it isn’t booze, natch. when i said natch did you get to thinking that i was very smart like pulled a 360?

i think i am spending too much time alone.

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

also

hi lindsay

discuss

we watched lie with me last nite and boy is it DIRTY. the first 3/4 of it were spent trying to act not turned on and then by the end when we determined that neither of us were in trouble for the actions of the actors ie projecting slutty cheatingness onto each other via the film we decided to get down but then it turned into emo lovey dovey depressing shit anyway you get to see WANG and VAGINA and ASS and TITS and it is filmed all over toronto. the narrating is kind of pretentious but only because i was jealous of the lead girl. that guy from the last texas chainsaw massacre is in it and his face does not get torn off like in texas chainsaw so i guess it is a pretty decent success for him sorry for ruining the ending.

frank and louie

two face cat

scared kid

this is mean

let us see how vapid i can get

i might wear a scarf later
tho maybe not
tho probably

and my hair
it’s getting longer
tho i cut some of it off the one side of my head and blamed it on fil for not saying not to do it but still the hair in the back it is
longer

everything i do is a song
everything i say is a movie

i’m gonna get drunk 9/11 styles