so i have some time to kill before the wedding and i’m killing it at fil’s mum’s and i am still debating what fucking shoes to wear cos it’s casual right, fil is wearing white karate pants a la dustin hoffman in meet the fockers
so yeah i can get away with wearing my boots and i only want to wear them cos later when i am trashed they will be easier to wobble around in if i wear the wedges i have to drink less and then bring flats in my purse to slip on later so whoever comments and tells me what to do wins a present. obviously i should go for boots but i want to look super hot right so this is why wedges come into play? oh i have beige tights too BUT i also brought my brown checked knee socks in case i wanted to wear wedges. if i wear boots i don’t have to wear tights.
yesterday i consumed food-wise three pickles, pistachios, half a bag of plain miss vickies oh yeah half an instant pad thai something. this is not enough to prevent your eyes going crossed upon drinking red and white wines. you didn’t forget that i was awesome did you? hope not.
i have to practise unbitchy things to say tomorrow at the wedding.
