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me:
oh man the maintenance guy is gonna buzz here next
im wicked nervous
like wicked
Chad:
uh oh
think he’s a nutbar?
me:
no just old
people dont realise how much of a recluse i really am
Chad:
same here… I have a car… and I use it maybe twice a week I have more miles on my computer chair
me:
i just get pre-nervous about having to talk to people
and ive been starving all day but since this guy hit our floor my appetite, totally gone
Chad:
adrenaline
your fear of humans overpowers hunger
Maslows hierarchy of needs
me:
theyre in here now
totally
its the super and his wife
and shes talking about cats
cos they saw cid
im trying to be chatty but also totally ignoring them
they want to talk about cats
i know theyre thinking im a total snob
Chad:
haha
me:
cos all the other neighbors are chattier but me and fil avoid people like crazy
its the same woman who does our laundry too folds it
Chad:
wow…
such an invasion!
me:
yeh
Chad:
you must feel like a zoo animal…
me:
she is just a mom type
Chad:
zoo keepers coming in to clean up the feces
me:
im trying to make it look like i am doing important work
Chad: haha
me:
the dude keeps banging his head
Chad:
maybe he likes Iron Maiden
me:
HAHAA
phew theyre gone
the lady was calling me dear
im wearing this boobs are hanging out type shirt
Chad:
the best kind…
me:
she wanted to hug cid and stuff but i was like uh he is crazy and i mean it
i think it offended them
whatever if they want their face scratched up then ok
Chad:
yeah, no skin off your back… just off their face
me:
aha
now it’s back to being alone again with cid
sigh
aha
ok i will put up some wedding photos later on but here now is some wedding information. the last song of the nite was sean paul’s get busy and i of course was the only person dancing to it and when that song comes on it is like a secret message from outerspace saying DANCE LIKE A TOTAL WHORE NO MATTER WHAT so i did and all these old people were like what the hell am i looking at and fil stood there with his hand on his mouth, hypnotized and it was probably the most awkward thing for everyone else to watch but for me it truly was a shining moment of awesome especially when i touched my toes and shook my ass etc and so on.
pretty much the funniest mythbusters moment ever and most painful. i bet you will watch it at least 4 times.
me:
i have to empty out the hall closet cos these guys are coming to check the something or other vent
all i did was move the hats
i dont want to unhang all the jackets and then hang them again
they are lucky you did that even
me:
DUH
i had this fantasy of being all breathless and saying oh well “i am a little lazy so i haven’t gotten a chance to clear it all away” and then they just shake their heads at me not getting my laziness joke and then it’s very awkward while they work on it and i type shit about them on my laptop
arran:
Is this one of those fantasies where you end up having a 3some with the vent repair guys?
me:
no
im actually dreading it and thinking that they are scary criminals out of a 90s voilent nyc movie and they are going to attack me and are saving our condo for last specially to rape me
arran:
you should clean the closet out then and not make them angry
me:
well i think it’s fine the way i did it
before fil left for work he was like you know u cant blow this off cos they actually have to do this cos normally when someone rings our bell i pretend im not here
people being at your door can be a scary experience
thats something crazy cat ladies say
arran:
I know what you mean though
I get like that about phone calls sometimes
me:
i always think it’s someone who wants to kill me
then it turns out to be some 13 year old who is way more nervous than i am
arran:
ya but you have pissed off a lot of 13 year olds
