hi lindsay

discuss

we watched lie with me last nite and boy is it DIRTY. the first 3/4 of it were spent trying to act not turned on and then by the end when we determined that neither of us were in trouble for the actions of the actors ie projecting slutty cheatingness onto each other via the film we decided to get down but then it turned into emo lovey dovey depressing shit anyway you get to see WANG and VAGINA and ASS and TITS and it is filmed all over toronto. the narrating is kind of pretentious but only because i was jealous of the lead girl. that guy from the last texas chainsaw massacre is in it and his face does not get torn off like in texas chainsaw so i guess it is a pretty decent success for him sorry for ruining the ending.

frank and louie

two face cat

scared kid

this is mean

let us see how vapid i can get

i might wear a scarf later
tho maybe not
tho probably

and my hair
it’s getting longer
tho i cut some of it off the one side of my head and blamed it on fil for not saying not to do it but still the hair in the back it is
longer

everything i do is a song
everything i say is a movie

i’m gonna get drunk 9/11 styles

Trinity Bellwoods Park map.

for wedding 1 – outdoors, informalish, will most likely also be wearing tights.

ew i was having a conversation and i said IT IS WHAT IT IS i want to punch myself.

another thing people say that is NOT ALLOWED is: a blank is a blank is a blank. like, a blog is a blog is a blog etc. hey asshole a fuck you is a fuck you is a fuck you DIE.

what are you even trying to convince me of? oh wait i thought this house was a sofa was a hamburger boy you sure set ME straight you half-wit.

1. you are not smart
2. you are not clever
3. you are not interesting
4. your words have no depth
5. stop lying to yourself

anyway more life lessons to come, surely.

i have been wearing this shirt since friday and this is possbile cos the armpit part doesn’t touch my underarms cos of the big sleeves a la deb in napoleon dynamite so the shirt doesn’t stink. we played a ten song set at the moonshine in oakville yesterday and jeff and odette cried because harvest moon is their wedding song and my voice gave them chills and when i sang who will save your soul the windows didn’t shatter.

i have to stop taking pictures of myself with greasy hair and fucked morning makeup face or more importantly stop thinking that i look good like that.