me: u forget to bring yer hotdog and hamburger jars to work deary
its very important u dont forget
they will probably get you promoted

Phil: yes totally – remind me tomorrow

me: ok

Phil: how foolish of me

me: seriously

Phil: i have to take my job more seriously and bring the proper tools of the trade in like a mini jar of burgers and hotdogs

me: I KNOW

i stayed up reading til past two then i tried to molest fil in his sleep but gave up i have a headache it is chilly i’m going to return the movie and go eat in a dark corner by myself and draw pictures of people sherri said i have a wall around me and people don’t know how to get to know me or be around me and i said that’s just how i am built up coolness and stef said i am only popular on the internet and radmad said girls must not like being around me much that’s three insults in three days from three different girls even stefan/snake said i was abrasive like very abrasive.

i get abrasive on purpose to push people away i guess and some people take it way personally but even times i am not being abrasive just you know being me, saying nothing, people get offended by that too like they are expecting me to be yelling all the time and telling stories that don’t go anywhere. if you want to get “in” you don’t have to be invited you know just like, come in already.

anyway people feel the need to tell me their opinions about me all the time and even to my face whereas i have the tact to keep the shit i think about them to myself and i know where it comes from it’s something like jealousy mixed with hate and appreciation but mostly they hate me cos i exist cos whatever it is they may think i am about it’s annoying to know there is someone like me in the world who is “abrasive” who “gets it” when it’s always suppose to be them and not me. whatever.

HEY DOODS THANKS FOR THE UNWARRANTED PSYCHO-ANALYSIS NOW IT’S MY TURN TO DO YOU!!

porkn says:
hi

porkn says:
i have to go. have a good day

FIVE YEARS AGO SATURDAY.

FOUR YEARS AGO SATURDAY.

FOUR YEARS AGO SUNDAY

FOUR YEARS AGO MONDAY

TWO YEARS AGO TODAY

i’m not suppose to tell what i am about to write but i am going to anyway cos i am proud of it. we rented click last nite and while parts are quite funny there’s a lot of depressing scenes and FIL CRIED. we are coming up to our 2 year anniversary and i have not once seen him cry but this adam sandler movie finally made him cry. thinking back to other movies we’ve seen i now think maybe he was secretly crying to other shit and now i know the way he covers it up. of course i was bawling, tears pooling at my chin under my lip, blind ugly crying and i look over at fil and i see tears. then i yelled THIS IS A BREAKTHROUGH FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP a hundred times and smothered him with kissing and other barf-inducing/jealousy shit if you are single and witnessed it. fil is going to kill me and prolly never cry again but oh well. nice knowing you guys/blog. oh and yes some of it was drunk-crying but STILL it was crying.

you are fully allowed to plagiarize that for your grade eight daughter. yep.

there’s this kid with longish hair who hangs out in the park a lot. i guess him to be maybe 11 years oldish. he’s pretty obnoxious tho i feel sort of bad for him. he wasn’t around over the summer but last year before school was over he’d hang around the park every afternoon for a loooong time and play with anyone there who could tolerate him. he’s kind of chubby and his hair you can tell he is growing it out to fit in or something. where the fuck are his parents though? don’t they care that their son is playing out in the cold in a t-shirt? anyway right now he’s running around talking on a cellphone while slapping the monkey bars pretty loud and yelling. IRRITATING.

worst resume ever

ok for some reason my buzznet has aids and won’t let me do my homevideos thing. last nite we went to a leafs game and pitt 1. smashed a window at the ACC 2. pissed on the subway tracks – i have video evidence of both but alack buzznet is supes gay right now even yesterday. pitt also christian slatered down the stair railing a bunch of times, also captured.

christian slatered means violent superman flying, head-first through/down something.

re: boring + me

something i’ve been defending for awhile now it seems.

also, ONE YEAR AGO TODAY:

today it is canadian thanksgiving which is also one of the top ten reasons why canada is smarter than america; we get a holiday over with hella before those fuckers do and we’re not running around going AHHH HALLOWEEN AHHH THANKSGIVING AHHH CHRISTMAS BLAAAH AHHH RAAAAAAAHHHH!!?!';o jes fhj’ldhgdx’

oh and yesterday i picked some apples at a cemetary. yum.

ps the bottle of gin has finally left me alone but now red label is over and being a big asshole.