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Lee’s Palace Friday October 13: Toronto Indie Rock CD Release
‘DIABLEROS’ @ 12:00, ‘Uncut’ @ 11:00, and ‘Sylvie’ @ 10:00. $10.00 at the door.
this is what we are doing tonite. i have changed my outfit a hundred times. i do not know how to pronounce diableros no matter how many times fil corrects me my marbles are lost. lindsay lohan dropped me from her myspace friends list so in homage to that my next masterpiece will be a drawing of her vagina.
oh look it’s me lamenting la lohan.
here is your weekend homework assignment find a blogger with a 75 degree nose like mine, straight as an arrow, with no bumps and super duper long. GOOD LUCK.
ok so i’m a savant right which means i ask questions like PAUL NEWMAN BROKE INTO ACTING COS OF HIS SALAD DRESSING? yep.
sabbyc: i was at a bar last night
me: oh yeah
sabbyc: and some faggot from google was there
me: woah
sabbyc: and he was like BLAH BLAH BLAH I WORK AT GOOGLE
and i was PLASTERED
me: nice
sabbyc: and he kept grabbing my ass
and my friend went to beat him up
me: ha
sabbyc: and i was like HEY I AM FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID COMPANY
and then he started freaking out
and wanted to know my blog
me: HAHA
did u tell him mine!?!?
sabbyc: and i wouldnt tell him
me: i hope u did
sabbyc: i did
me: no way
sabbyc: i kept saying I KNOW RAYMI
me: does he know who raymi is
sabbyc: no, he didnt know who any of us were
he was a techie with tiny hands and a rolex
and i kept making fun of his rolex
and he kept trying to sit next to me
and my sister would make me get up and change places
so he could not
me: if it made ticking sounds then it was a fake
sabbyc: hahaha
me: your 6 year old sister?
aha
sabbyc: no, i have a bunch of sisters
me: i was kidding
sabbyc: sometimes, i can get her into bars though
the lil one
me: thats wicked
ok so what is the moral of the google story
sabbyc: that i know where the google people in los angeles hang out
and i am going to keep going there and torturing them
and writing about it
me: nice
go there for halloween dressed as google
sabbyc: hahaha
me: which is various search items
sabbyc: i could write google really big on my titties
and be like I AM A MARKETING SCHEME
me: like fucking sucking butt plugs
sabbyc: hahaha
me: nice
ew
sabbyc: hah
me: hang on i am blogging this and linking u
i hope that guy googles me
sabbyc: hahaha
me: and reads it
sabbyc: he was a pig though
me: i bet
sabbyc: because he ran up behind me and was feeling up my ass
i bet his penis is not even there
he is probably like a ken doll
me: he may work there but i am prolly more famous than he is on google
sabbyc: no shit
me: what did he look like
sabbyc: he was really blonde and his name was mike and his friend’s name was andrew
and they were super proud to be working at google
me: did he drive a ferrari
sabbyc: i dunno
he wanted to come with me and my sister was like WE WILL KNIFE YOU
but they were at a bar in santa monica
me: is santa monica tacky?
sabbyc: no
it is yuppiesville
me: oh
sabbyc: whenever everyone is poor
and we have to drink
we go there
me: good one
sabbyc: and we get some google type fool to pick up our tab
yea
he bought like 23984324324 drinks
and my sister would throw my drinks on the floor
and make him buy me more
ok lets talk about survivor
last week i boycotted it cos of that bird thing now i know everyone was all EXCUSE ME THAT IS A MYTH THE MOM WON’T DISOWN THE BABY IF IT IS TOUCHED BLABLABLABLA. i simply don’t fucking care if it is true or not the fact is you don’t ever interfere with nature, there’s a code isn’t there by all photographers and filmmakers in the wild you do not get involved despite how sad it is when an antelope is slaughtered by a lion that’s the way it is circle of life etc. therefore how is it permissible if some douche goes up a tree and rifles through a nest cos he thought the bird was distressed? it isn’t permissible. the end. and the bird is distressed COS YOU’RE IN ITS TERRITORY CLIMBING UP ITS FUCKING TREE AND PICKING UP ITS BABY HOLY SHIT.
anyway that was last week and obviously it is out of my head now so survivor is on.
i spent an hour this morning fantasizing about being on survivor and played out the various layers or raymi/lauren i would reveal to my tribe and i’m realistic even in my fantasies i know i wouldn’t win the million but i would come close and get a lot of exposure and be brought back on for survivor all stars and other reality spin-offs what’s that i was talking about? right, REALISM.
anyway that asian guy has the flattest face in the world even flatter than the guy in tokyo drift oooh i smell a RAYMI POLL! i guess this week is asian week on my blog. next week will be polish and so on.
BRB.
**ok there’s no point cos yul kwon’s face is clearly flatter as previously predicted by me.
since the crying breakthrough of click any movie that won’t reduce fil to tears is shit. we rented art school confidential last nite and it was crappy and long and tries to suck you into this storyline instead of what it should be doing, slapstick art school jokes. it was so trying to be like girl next door, the girl looks kind of like elisha cuthbert and the dude looks like the twink from girl next door as well. HI ORIGINALITY WHERE ARE YOU?
FUCKING SEE!
at least we did it afterwards.
some parts are good and funny but 1/3 through you are like B O R I N G. there’s loads they could’ve done with this premise and they fully didn’t take advantage of it. even malkovich was pretty weak.
WELCOME TO RAYMI’S FIRST EVER BEST BLOG POST POLL/CONTEST
i have two different blog posts to choose from. read them both then vote which one you liked better. i haven’t decided on a prize yet but the first prize is being able to say i got first place.
CHEAT ON MY BROTHER WHENEVER YOU WANT DUDE
or
i bought this hat today it’s been awhile since i had a hat that didn’t make me look like a homeless dirtbag/eccentric lunatic spinster. i got a sweater from h&m too great score and for once it doesn’t have stripes or polka dots all over it. i am growing up. then i bought some organic vegetarian food but only cos it’s prepared already and right beside queen video where i rented art school confidential.
today scores 9.8/10 for hipster.
harsh sigh.
