you are fully allowed to plagiarize that for your grade eight daughter. yep.
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there’s this kid with longish hair who hangs out in the park a lot. i guess him to be maybe 11 years oldish. he’s pretty obnoxious tho i feel sort of bad for him. he wasn’t around over the summer but last year before school was over he’d hang around the park every afternoon for a loooong time and play with anyone there who could tolerate him. he’s kind of chubby and his hair you can tell he is growing it out to fit in or something. where the fuck are his parents though? don’t they care that their son is playing out in the cold in a t-shirt? anyway right now he’s running around talking on a cellphone while slapping the monkey bars pretty loud and yelling. IRRITATING.
ok for some reason my buzznet has aids and won’t let me do my homevideos thing. last nite we went to a leafs game and pitt 1. smashed a window at the ACC 2. pissed on the subway tracks – i have video evidence of both but alack buzznet is supes gay right now even yesterday. pitt also christian slatered down the stair railing a bunch of times, also captured.
christian slatered means violent superman flying, head-first through/down something.
re: boring + me
something i’ve been defending for awhile now it seems.
also, ONE YEAR AGO TODAY:
today it is canadian thanksgiving which is also one of the top ten reasons why canada is smarter than america; we get a holiday over with hella before those fuckers do and we’re not running around going AHHH HALLOWEEN AHHH THANKSGIVING AHHH CHRISTMAS BLAAAH AHHH RAAAAAAAHHHH!!?!';o jes fhj’ldhgdx’
oh and yesterday i picked some apples at a cemetary. yum.
ps the bottle of gin has finally left me alone but now red label is over and being a big asshole.
as a long time reader, i’ve got to say you’re getting pretty f’n boring raymi, do something about it! NOW!
p-funk | 10.10.06 – 12:43 pm | #
as a long time WRITER I don’t owe you shit. -raymi
Hey Lauren
Question. Have you ever had an intelligence test done? Why do I ask? Because anyone who can maintain a regular readership as large as the one you have for that long a time can’t be a dummy. I seriously think you are really fucking bright. I bet life bores the shit out of you most of the time. I bet the average person bores the shiit out of you. I bet you constantly yearn for something to stimulate your mind and are often let down because it is so damn hard to find. You know how sometimes we get a craving for something special to eat, but we can’t figure out what it is? I think
that for you as far as life in general.
I have read your blog for sometime now as well as sent the odd e-mail back and forth with you and have reached the conclusion that you are so fucking quirky and incredibly complex that you must have a very high IQ. By no means is this an attack on you. In fact, sure you have great looks and a fab. body, but the ultimate compliment I think anyone can ever get is that someone thinks you are brilliant. I do!
Sorry to turn you live chat thingy today into a porn discussion with my thoughts on 22 year olds and my family’s sex life. I was knob gobbler. Porn chat doesn’t do it for me. I don’t regularly do on-line chat and thought that an interestiing conversation topic as I’m shallow that way sometimes.
Happy T-Giving to you and Phil.
PS. Too bad you guys didn’t live out here. I’d want to steal you away to be the front for my band.
yeah i wasn’t around for that porn chat no worries it’s to be expected right?
as per my brains, yeh i’m smart and bored and totally wasting my intelligence, or am i?
depends how you see it.
they wanted to skip me in grade three or at least put me in french immersion
but because i liked my peers so much and felt a dominance over them i chose to stay
kind of like how i am now blogwise, stay mediocre but rule it?
i was in enrichment classes all the way to grade 8 and then valedictorian
but you know all this since you’ve been following
once highschool started grade 9 and ten i thought i had to really take it seriously if i wanted to be a lawyer or something but then i started slacking in the i’m smart enough to eek by just doing the bare-minimum required of me and teachers would shake their heads a bit and call me to their desks or write me notes, whining and begging almost for me to cut the shit
and how other students would kill to have my wits and talents
which i figured was the go-ahead to slack even more cos if they know i’m truly smart then they can’t fail me and nobody did, not saying i received 99 per cents or anything
i could figure out equations w/o showing work and couldn’t even know how i got it, to me it was just obvious and i would get bad marks in math cos of that a lot
english and science and business studies and law i aced, anything where you can just talk a lot and write a lot and distract people with yer showmanship and publicspeaking was my thing but anyway highschool is way over and i chose not to go to college or university
i figure some great work or project will happen to/for me sometime without having to do all that and yes it sounds like airy-fairy idealistic bullshit really but there are some people in the world that can get away with it. if i was actually working hard and making an effort things would be different at this point wouldn’t they?
anyway thanks for recognizing in me past all the smoke and mirrors of drunk obnoxious slurs that there is something else.
always looking for new talent, i will produce your next record. look out stevie wonder.
**slowly getting drunk i just found my justified justin timberlake cd a very big triumph.
