ok lets talk about survivor
last week i boycotted it cos of that bird thing now i know everyone was all EXCUSE ME THAT IS A MYTH THE MOM WON’T DISOWN THE BABY IF IT IS TOUCHED BLABLABLABLA. i simply don’t fucking care if it is true or not the fact is you don’t ever interfere with nature, there’s a code isn’t there by all photographers and filmmakers in the wild you do not get involved despite how sad it is when an antelope is slaughtered by a lion that’s the way it is circle of life etc. therefore how is it permissible if some douche goes up a tree and rifles through a nest cos he thought the bird was distressed? it isn’t permissible. the end. and the bird is distressed COS YOU’RE IN ITS TERRITORY CLIMBING UP ITS FUCKING TREE AND PICKING UP ITS BABY HOLY SHIT.
anyway that was last week and obviously it is out of my head now so survivor is on.
i spent an hour this morning fantasizing about being on survivor and played out the various layers or raymi/lauren i would reveal to my tribe and i’m realistic even in my fantasies i know i wouldn’t win the million but i would come close and get a lot of exposure and be brought back on for survivor all stars and other reality spin-offs what’s that i was talking about? right, REALISM.
anyway that asian guy has the flattest face in the world even flatter than the guy in tokyo drift oooh i smell a RAYMI POLL! i guess this week is asian week on my blog. next week will be polish and so on.
BRB.
**ok there’s no point cos yul kwon’s face is clearly flatter as previously predicted by me.
