that’s my papa. he is jack kerouac’s first cousin. his father’s brother was jack’s dad.
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UNAGI – shock and awe
unagi is good music.
sharpachu: hi drunk cleaners
cleaner
raymi: ahaha
yeah it was like 130am and i went to get water and then decided to clean the entire kitchen
WITH FANTASTIK
sharpachu: awesome!
is it sparkly?
raymi: no
i noticed a lot of stains i overlooked
so i mostly just moved the dirt around in swirls
aha
sharpachu: haha! of course…that’s why you need to do that shit stoned
cause then you can CONCENTRATE!
raymi: my heart was only 2/3 into it
sharpachu: what was fil doing?
raymi: i thought it was a huge accomplishment tho
sleeping
i was watching final destination 2
sharpachu: i love puttering around cleaning and stuff
AND THAT CONCLUDES THE GABBLY CHAT OF THE DAY COS ZERO PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF ME AND SHARPIE JOINED.
last nite i drunk-cleaned the kitchen i am brainwashed.
can you guys just fucking nominate me this time? no? ok can you give me some money then? pick one.
*ALSO* I WILL BE ON gabbly TODAY AT 1:30PM but not for too long because it is bath day. but then i will go back on after my bath. mondays will be gabbly days.
hey lauren…
keith seems to not get that there is nothing to “get” about these intellectual conversations. conversations are those things that go both ways, not where you sit and listen to some dude pontificating about how his opinions are the best, but only subtly (or not so) implying that yours mean nothing. to me, if i am stuck in a conversation with somebody where the other person thinks what i say means nothing,then i’ll just shut up until they do because it’s a waste of time. perhaps the lack of good convo has to do with condescension… ’cause believe it or not, people don’t like to be called stupid for the choices they make. imagine.
sarcasm aside, i took immediately to the blogging thing and emailing ’cause i am able to write things so much more clearly than i am able to say them. writing is just another form of communication that was pretty much arbitrarily constructed by humans- like spoken language. so i always wonder why people see the interweb as a lesser form of communication…it’s the same bullshit, different pile.
it is also good to note that people don’t want to be in deep thought all the time. life is deep thought, whether it’s happy or sad, so avoiding brain twisters in social situations doesn’t necessarily speak lowly about the participants, it just says that perhaps we all think a bit too much. maybe blogging and email was a good way to break the cycle of message board-type hell where everyone was keith: pretending to want a
conversation when, in fact, only really after a soapbox to preach from. been there, done that.
and what the fuck is wrong with posting something to inspire thought in others? a single line or whatever. it seems such practices are only acceptible when it’s someone famous being quoted. well fuck that. besides, long diatribes don’t usually inpire thinking. the way i see it they don’t really allow for much freedom of discussion. they only let us know what one dude thinks, then we have two initial choices: agree or disagree. perhaps it’s a control issue…
wow. sunday ramble.
too long for comments section, but you know what i mean…
you wanna do karaoke sometime? fun!
a.
MORE FROM KEITH
yeah. no more analysis. write a screenplay with that material.
“tales of boredom and insecurity”
it’s all just material dude. -keith
cant tell if you are being condescending -raymi
there was some condescension there.
i didn’t like the “it’s material dude” line, i interpreted it as you saying you were above the possibility of having acted like a pussy. and that you were seperated from the things you were writing like a porn star saying that the sex they are having is just a job… and that it doesn’t cut the bottom out of their soul.
it goes a little something like this:
nobody reads my blog… and i don’t like that, maybe even to the point of being bitter. i see the internet as a medium with a lot of potential… especially because it seems as though it would be really easy to have no pressure discussions about the dynamics of human behavior… so when you posted about people challenging the merits of your personality i wanted to dig into the issue a little bit deeper… and i was met with “that was long” and ” you have diarrhea of the mouth”… i don’t care about people thinking that i am a suck-bag… but i do care about entering into discussions… it seems like everyone wants to stay casual or some bullshit and the discussions never start… it just becomes an exercise in parrying snide remarks or trying to figure out a way to complement somebody and plant a seed that there might be more to talk about… in fact when people are inclined to respond it is because what i said made them get defensive… i just want passionate dialectics. no
body wants to do it. i have to start questioning whether my presentation is boring, uninteresting, off-putting…
i think i have a pretty good style… it is a shame that other people don’t seem to dig it as much as i think they should.
i don’t mean to be pushing your buttons on the insult level.
hope you enjoyed my mini life story.
stay hardcore. -keith
ok well your condescension stems from bitterness which has fuck all to do with me but yet you have this love/hate thing for me cos i get all this attention and you don’t
you’re way over-analyzing all of this
also
you dont know anything about being a porn star and what it feels like
i use to do online modelling, which was live webcam masturbation for dudes
they saw everything
and it WAS JUST A JOB and didn’t cut the bottom of my soul out at all
maybe people would be more interested if you cut the bullshit and got to the point and were concise about it, people don’t want to have discussions with pretentious gasbags ok -raymi
sprinkle brigade
love me tender music box
i hope this makes you cry.
my papa is 77 today well i don’t know the actual date of his birthday cos i am an asshole but i got him a music box that plays love me tender when you wind it and i felt like bjork in that vespertine performance i have on dvd where she winds the music box forever i would fully go see a concert of someone just winding a music box and then suck my thumb and lie down in the foetal position.
do you like me better cos i spell foetal with an ‘o’ ?
car wash ambience
will probably also make you cry, starring fil and esso.
we went to see jackass 2 last nite and it is FUNNY. i was laughing 99% of the time for two hours so my stomache feels nice and taught FOR ONCE. there was a dad behind us who had a funny laugh so that made everything just a bit more funny unfortunately he was a BAD DAD and had his kids there both no older than 13 and they KICKED THE BACK OF MY CHAIR THE WHOLE TIME even after we asked them to stop then they just moved over and kicked those chairs but not realising it vibrates the entire row. it took away from my movie experience but i didn’t want to lecture that dad cos his laugh was so awesome.
the moral of the story is, it is wrong to hit your kids but is it so wrong if i hit your kids?
the second moral of the story is which line sounds most like doctor seuss’ hop on pop?
