i have not made a number 2 since sunday? even sunday’s was pretty dismal i think anyway i tried to keep this informarion from you and maybe it’s the cause of the constipation!? anyway i can’t wait to #2.

**ps i submitted LONERISM to urban dictionary i am eagerly anticipating its approval

lonerism: typical loner-type stuff loners say, do – a term describing the act or action of a loner

Sally hung out by herself at the cafe on her school lunch break and got wasted because she is the poster-child for lonerism. Sally was known to say things like, “I used to paint my face with red lipstick and stare at myself in the mirror when I felt like expressing my lonerisms.”

Al-Qaeda missionaries SPOOF

rejected Wii games

NWA muppets mash up

Thriller w/ Legos

cigarettes hurt

raymi’s brother: I made an egg fart in front of a client, was embarrassing!

raymi: ahahaa was it loud

raymi’s brother: It was silent and lingered all through the office

we didn’t carve pumpkins or rent a movie but we did have tacos, ground turkey tacos YUM though ground/turkey sounds like le barf. oh and i have a question:

why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why? why?

we are making tacos tonite and carving pumpkins and when i can think up one more thing to complete the domestication full-circle i will tell you oh wait probably renting a movie as well. there you go.

i washed my slutty ms. claus outfit from last year’s andy kim gig so i think i will wear it for halloween with spooky make-up i’m gonna try it on now to see how much fatter i am since last year FUN. lise is wearing my vintage maid costume and it makes her tits look huuuuuuuuge in a good way duh.

LOOK FIL AND I ARE IN THE SCISSOR SISTERS!

here it is again but BETTER

last nite i could barely stay awake at green room after my mountain of nachos i dunno why i’ve been sleeping in a lot lately save for yesterday anyway when we got home i was pulling my sweater off up over my head and jumped in the air to help cos you know shit sticks to you when it’s cold out cos of sweat and as i am jumping with both my arms shooting straight up with my sweater over my face fil decides to push/bodycheck me mid-jump/flight and i flew backward five feet onto the bed and then lay there giggling like a retard with my arms all tangled in my sweater over my head and then fil realised he did a funny thing and grilled me over what was so funny about it and then i had to deconstruct it all like on those tbs/superstation commercials where people call in the fake tbs call center and describe a scenario that just happened and tbs people say yeah it’s ok to laugh that was funny.

the end.

LOTR jack black spoof

david blaine spoof

the death of myspace

crazy frog brothers