there’s a separate section in the stalkraymi forums called stalk about it (if you can think of a better name tell me) anyway you can make your own threads now so have fun netizens!

coolness upgrade!

fil and i are going to see iron maiden tonite and be in a skybox! i can’t wait to look down on suburban trash whilst eating steak and drinking cristal or whatever. also i don’t know anything about iron maiden so it will be like when paris hilton asked what they sell at wal-mart, walls? it’s fil’s work’s box so i hope there will be white-collar dudes with cellphones clipped to their belts nodding their heads like they know what’s going on i wonder if fil has to clip his cellphone to his belt tonite? the cat is fucking the teddy bear right behind me on the ottoman so right now my lips are only 2.5 feet away from his lipstick.

the saddest video in the world

i hate it when dogs get their feelings hurt.

ok i have something to brag about try and top this

i know this chick in the burbs who works for nintendo and when we visit she is always at the bar and she tells me about the latest games and products or whatever therefore i knew about wii WAY BEFORE YOU DID and there is no way you can prove that you knew about it before me.

the moral of the story is i am cooler than you.

that’s my papa. he is jack kerouac’s first cousin. his father’s brother was jack’s dad.

UNAGI – shock and awe
unagi is good music.

sharpachu: hi drunk cleaners

cleaner

raymi: ahaha

yeah it was like 130am and i went to get water and then decided to clean the entire kitchen

WITH FANTASTIK

sharpachu: awesome!

is it sparkly?

raymi: no

i noticed a lot of stains i overlooked

so i mostly just moved the dirt around in swirls

aha

sharpachu: haha! of course…that’s why you need to do that shit stoned

cause then you can CONCENTRATE!

raymi: my heart was only 2/3 into it

sharpachu: what was fil doing?

raymi: i thought it was a huge accomplishment tho

sleeping

i was watching final destination 2

sharpachu: i love puttering around cleaning and stuff

AND THAT CONCLUDES THE GABBLY CHAT OF THE DAY COS ZERO PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF ME AND SHARPIE JOINED.

UNAGI – shock and awe, highway me drunk, fil driving

last nite i drunk-cleaned the kitchen i am brainwashed.

canadian blog awards

can you guys just fucking nominate me this time? no? ok can you give me some money then? pick one.

*ALSO* I WILL BE ON gabbly TODAY AT 1:30PM but not for too long because it is bath day. but then i will go back on after my bath. mondays will be gabbly days.

hey lauren…

keith seems to not get that there is nothing to “get” about these intellectual conversations. conversations are those things that go both ways, not where you sit and listen to some dude pontificating about how his opinions are the best, but only subtly (or not so) implying that yours mean nothing. to me, if i am stuck in a conversation with somebody where the other person thinks what i say means nothing,then i’ll just shut up until they do because it’s a waste of time. perhaps the lack of good convo has to do with condescension… ’cause believe it or not, people don’t like to be called stupid for the choices they make. imagine.

sarcasm aside, i took immediately to the blogging thing and emailing ’cause i am able to write things so much more clearly than i am able to say them. writing is just another form of communication that was pretty much arbitrarily constructed by humans- like spoken language. so i always wonder why people see the interweb as a lesser form of communication…it’s the same bullshit, different pile.

it is also good to note that people don’t want to be in deep thought all the time. life is deep thought, whether it’s happy or sad, so avoiding brain twisters in social situations doesn’t necessarily speak lowly about the participants, it just says that perhaps we all think a bit too much. maybe blogging and email was a good way to break the cycle of message board-type hell where everyone was keith: pretending to want a
conversation when, in fact, only really after a soapbox to preach from. been there, done that.

and what the fuck is wrong with posting something to inspire thought in others? a single line or whatever. it seems such practices are only acceptible when it’s someone famous being quoted. well fuck that. besides, long diatribes don’t usually inpire thinking. the way i see it they don’t really allow for much freedom of discussion. they only let us know what one dude thinks, then we have two initial choices: agree or disagree. perhaps it’s a control issue…

wow. sunday ramble.

too long for comments section, but you know what i mean…

you wanna do karaoke sometime? fun!

a.