the COULD THIS BE MORE LIKE SEINFELD line was pretty amazing i don’t know why you guys insist on taking my sense of humor for granted.
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oh yeah i forgot to add that sandra’s mom has her own cleaning business and sandra use to clean with her after school, sandra and i go back to kindergarden, anyway, she is also italian so this means she will be in her head compiling a list of all the dusty surfaces and fingerprints and smudges of our condo so i have one hour to clean everything and make my hair not look greasy cos today is not bath day though it could’ve been but come on it’s ME here. oh yeah sandra is also going to be a for real opera singer. could this be more like seinfeld?
bye.
my statcounter told me that so far today, 910 people have looked at my blog so this means that i should have 910 comments right!?!?
i’m gonna start losing my muthafuckin mind on you guys and take away unused privileges like comments and then you will have my mom to reckon with!!
thee bitches love them some raymi
Hello Raymi!
I was house sitting for my supervisor and we found some art in her house that looked like faux Raymi art! It reminded me of your popsicles! So, I wanted to pass the pics onto you because you are obviously famous if someone is imitating your style!
Rock on!!!
Cheers,
Natalie & Kendra
me: i am listening to that song that white people get wasted to and dance like scottish retards
home for a rest
i dont know why
i think this is a new low for me
i have a zit-type thing on my nose, a blemish that’s not a zit and won’t be cos i already pressed on it a million times and any puss that was going to come out, if at all is now deep inside my brain. i wish i had a tiny band-aid to wear over it cos i think i would look really cute. i’m trying to see how much suck i can bring to this blog can you tell?
i am seeing my friend sandra later today whom i have not seen in years, well three summers ago just when fil and i were somewhat courting each other anyway, i went to mississauga for a raging rock and roll party (not kidding) that my friend scott notoriously throws and i got there before sandra but other highschool chums were there, sobia for one, and she was about to go pick up sandra from the go station and me being the genius that i am said LET ME GET IN THE TRUNK AND I WILL JUMP OUT AND SURPRISE SANDRA.
so i did and we drove through town with me in the trunk and when sobia got to the station she asked sandra to grab her something out of the trunk, popped it and i get out and go BLEEEARGH! and sandra’s eyes went all big, she stepped back with her hand to her heart and i was jumping all around like a scarecrow on meth (i was a little manic at this point in my life) and was all HI SANDRA HI SANDRA HI SANDRA.
i was wearing a fluorescent orange shirt too and sandra was like ALL I SAW WAS THIS BIG ORANGE FLASH JUMP OUT AT ME WTF!?
and a good time was had by all.
for some reason makes me think of 28 days later, must be the building.
we rented the omen last nite and it is scary. the kid is a crappy actor, in the last scene he is flailing his arms and screaming and it is the worst performance ever. julia stiles is garbage also, the dialogue isn’t so hot either and julia just makes it even worse however half-way through i was thinking that there probably isn’t another actress i could picture doing this role other than her. crappy dialogue + crappy actress = somehow works.
anyway she is not in the majority of the movie so it doesn’t even matter.
go see it cos it is the spooooky month of october and yes bla bla it’s a remake why not see the original? people who complain/mention that shit are ugly little trolls under my basement stairs in mississauga fuck off. you see the remake cos you get all the modern effects, blood, explosions and so on.
oh yeah rent it cos the special features are pretty decent you get more than an hour extra of shit to watch.
cats
yes i know i am a grandma who uses the internet to look at cat pictures and forwards them to everyone on email a hundred times.
