we are celebrating our anniversary tonite so that we don’t have to drink tomorrow i have zero recollection of what the restaurant is called that we will be dining at but it is nearby and fancy and expensive and we have been planning to eat there since last december i am excited.

i smashed my elbow on the bathroom doorknob when i was towelling my hair there wasn’t a swear word sweary enough to say at the time so i just stared at myself in the mirror with my eyes all big and i wanted to punch myself in the face i was so mad.

does anyone else watch top chef at midnite on sundays on food tv like me do you want to talk about it? i might be watching repeats of the first season i don’t know but i am super into it last nite they had to make fancy meals using garbage from a gas station it was interesting and i hate how defensive and condescending they are which means i love this show. oh great i just found this article and i guess it’s now down to these two but i’m sort of glad i found it cos the dude is the super condescending one and the chick is the totally defensive one and i fucking hate them both so much.

**i think i might need an x-ray i just used the arm i elbow smashed to help myself up out of this chair and all the pain came back maybe i have a bone chip i am a fucking loser.

i wonder how much brain damage i have incurred as a result of drinking so much i just typed CLONGSPOT instead of blogspot well i guess i don’t have to wonder anymore.

halloween, one size “fits all”

mini michael jackson

no more wanking

fishing bloopers

Noel Middleton
Magic Pony Front Window. Masks. Mixed media. 2006

noel’s visionary masterpieces are for salez ya’llz!

drew’s going away party friday nite, everyone mostly pictured except for drew.

bye drew!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM MY COUGAR MOM AND HER COUGAR FRIENDS!!!

fil has wedding pictures up. it’s our two year anniversary tomorrow. we have not carved pumpkins yet. we rented thank you for smoking last nite it’s funny.

i’m giving up drinking for a month starting november first.

it took me way too long to type that sentence then retype it and correct it and this one too holy shit.

we saw the trailer park boys this afternoon i would write a review but it’s pretty straight forward if you don’t know what the trailer park boys are all about you are a moron or american either way try google.

oh i forgot to mention that last nite as we were in the elevator on our way down to the lobby with chad to wait for our cab, we thought it would be fun to slap each other and at the time we decided it even “felt good” and when i say slap i mean full on across the fucking face SLAP just a hair under PUNCH i don’t think we could have topped that unless i pulled the fire alarm maybe.

i am still drunk probably i am looking forward to the hangover i will be having later on today my eyes are barely open i forgot my toothbrush we are at fil’s mom’s the worst movie is on the fearless vampire killers one dude looks like einstein the other looks like willy wonka chad air-guitared with fil’s leg last nite at the holiday inn i would tell you all the drinks i had but i would probably puke if i thought about it i won the table centre piece mikey’s date has a tattoo of a razor blade on her ankle to commemorate her two year anniversary of not cutting anymore haha i said uh that is emo and she said no it isn’t she said it isn’t cos emo didn’t exist or something when she cut herself which she did for nine years um ok 20 year old oh yeah we went to mikey’s room me and nori to collect him but he didn’t answer cos his girl was puking he has a new york accent he sounds like the basketball diaries bye.

oh now i feel bad cos sharon tate is in the vampire movie whatever.