my grandpa died december 8 when i was in grade 6 and john lennon was shot december 8, before i was born. not to be a big emo or anything but i always remember this date no matter what.
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RETRO RAYMI HOUR: maggie gyllenhalalalalalll as BONER OF THE WEEK.
also zooey too AND spencer sloan shouted me out at JANE MAGAZINE i dunno how long ago that was whatever the explosion still stands!!!!
oh here is thora birch as boner too.
Good Morning Raymi!!
I just wanted to say THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH, for doing the painting! I’ve been a fan since the beginning and honestly, best birthday ever. Last night, Lindsay called me over saying “just get here now!” so I thought something was wrong, I rushed over, and she goes “are you ready for your present?” I now currently have a perma-smile, so thank you times a kazillion.
Hope all is well and merry christmas!!!
em.
ps. its quite sad how giddy I am. hehe.
ok voting isn’t fucked anymore so’s you know. you can only vote once every 24 hours.
RAYMI,
this is why i am voting for you.
You are beautiful most of the time and cruel and sometimes hurt my feelings without even saying anything directly to me. This is why I am voting for you. You are the one that rocks the boat and everyone gets pissed off because you spilt their drink but secretly they are in love with you.
beautiful most of the time? huh? anyway.
incidentally, i can’t get the voting page thing to load for me right now i think the internet is racist against me anyway if you can, please go vote for me for BEST DIARIST right now and you’re done for the day, thanks.
VOTE FOR ME DIRECTLY RIGHT HERE NOW EVERYDAY DON’T STOP I LOVE YOU XO RAYMI
immediately upon voting you get to see how many votes there are for each blog.
-biting nails.
me: dear phil: IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE WORK SOON I WILL BE FORCED TO REARRANGE YOUR SOCKS WITH THE DAYS OF THE WEEKS WRITTEN ON THEM SO THAT MONDAY IS PAIRED WITH THURSDAY, WEDNESDAY WITH FRIDAY, SATURDAY WITH SUNDAY, AND SO ON.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED,
sincerely, John Stamos
Phil: AIIIIEEEEEEE
truly, michelle tanner
me: I DO NOT FUCK AROUND
meet emily
it’s her birthday this sunday and her friend lindsay wanted me to do her portrait, happy birthday emily i hope you like it.
if anyone else wants one for their friend or dog or spanish maid, lemme know.
me: i found a video of your mom
merkley???: dude thats old
me: DUDE I KNOW
holy crap
merkley???: but still totally unbelieveable
me: yes
i saw it 7 years ago
merkley???: i saw it in the sixties
me: it didnt exist then
merkley???: you didnt
me: AH
merkley???: BURN
me: you didnt either
merkley???: born in 67
summer of love
me: OLDNESS CALLED
THEY SAID CLOSE THE WINDOW
merkley???: diapers called, they said you smell like poop
me: dude newsflash, people who say poop are tragically unhip
that word makes me cringe
it’s a dealbreaker
merkley???: nice knowin ya
people who get hung up on one word are HO
MO
me: you coulda said pooh even
but NOOOOOOOOOO
merkley???: i bet you do paris hilton tilt when you look in the mirror
me: !!!!!
fighting words
me: at least i dont make my personality revolve around a question mark
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
THESE ARE MY REAL FRIENDS LEAVE ME ALONE EVERYONE!
