k-os invited us to his new year’s eve party i wonder if emily haines will be there i hope not cos then i won’t have a good time cos i will be too busy being jealous ogre monster 20062007 and i will have to rip out all of fil’s hair. i am also getting sick so who knows if we will go out at all. i am going to go get a new outfit and see if that changes my mind.
i have never seen my fingers so fucking fat before as they are in this photograph. feh.
we finally discovered the security camera channel.
not to be a lesbo about myself or anything but LOOK at those under ass thigh muscles raowr watch out jessica biel (yes i know it’s my other leg giving the appearance of an assish-shelf, shut up)
this is my new desktop background if you want a full size version for your desktop i will email you one, it’s fun, it’s like you are at a restaurant on your computer.
asia republik has the best hot n sour soup the tofu splodes with soup when you bite into them v good
god bless us, everyone.
fil is sick feeling right now he’s sweating all over the bed and hallucinating conversations we haven’t had yet. i am about to read running with scissors in the tub it’s pretty sketchy i liked dry better i can’t believe tomorrow is new year’s eve already i mean i can believe it i guess my all week long of laziness makes me amazed at the fact that even though i sat around and pretty much did nothing the days keep going by on schedule.
i feel like eating vermicelli again, chinese is the best hangover food i could fall out of a thirty story building through multiple window panes and if i landed with my face in a pile of chinese food i would survive.
thanks for dinner sharpie, our treat next time!
not to be insensitive or anything buuuut this is available for sale:
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oh and just so you know today i am dressed like a 14 year old metalhead boy, complete with greasy hair. fil was just petting my hair and making it greasier i said stop or you’ll make me have to wash it he said oh i thought that you were planning on washing it that’s why i was doing this. asshole. we just watched the dick in a box video and copied all the moves i am fantasizing about it coming on at a bar while i am there and then i can do all the dance moves and people will high five me in slow motion when i’m finished like i am a rock star and not just some obnoxious drunk attention-starved twat. my life is basically a string of separate i did something stupid and funny instances one after the other wow that wasn’t even remotely smart-sounding.
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY:
2005 year in review.
i turned 22 fil turned 31.
i went to the dentist for the first time since i was 18.
we moved to toronto.
we saw a lot of concerts.
i gained some weight.
we went to the cottage a alot.
we made fast friends with mg and slept on his couch in vancouver for a week.
i published two books and had a table at canzine.
drank a lot.
i met fil’s dad.
i dyed my hair blond and dark brown and cut it myself and made it black again.
jamie came to visit and we went to the ROM.
i rented my cousin’s room in lil italy and stayed there maybe 3 nites a month for three months and it wasn’t at all worth it.
fil and i joined my dad’s band that we still dont have a name for.
fil and i watched lord of the rings 8 times.
met lots of other nice people.
went to the science center.
crapped my pants twice, fil once.
bought a new shower curtain.
met k-os.
watched lots of VOD.
got paid a hundred bucks to dress like slutty ms. claus.
saw a bear in the woods.
made fun of a lot of people.
wrote on my blog.
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