
my face should be on a loonie.

my face should be on a loonie.

someone from south korea has spammed my entire stalkraymi.com forum with incest and orgasms sites that’s fucking awesome and my admin guy is on fucking mars or something cos he has not responded to one of my emails since a week ago i do not have the patience to go and individually delete every single message so if you want to look at incest or orgasms sites go to my messageboard i deleted a couple but then once i got to the third i became so incensed with rage i have not been able to blink for ten minutes.
mikey said something about me i dunno this is like his christmas present to me, thanks, dude just can’t say something 100% positive about anything ever, prolly cos he’s like 17 and emo and lives in the lamest town ever.

mshyatt: hey can i be a leech and ask for a mention on your blog?
me: how/why would i mention you
mshyatt: i am trying to make a travel dvd on how poor people like me can make a holiday in Amsterdam. I have been social phobic and havent left my house in 4 years so this is my big, non gay, coming out thingy and if i make millions i will share
me: you seriously have not left yer house in 4 years?
mshyatt: only to go down the street sometimes for smokes…but thats it
me: ok well you have left yer house then
mshyatt: but i do it late at night when no one is around
me: why are you afraid of people
mshyatt: heres my youtube that explains everything i had a big crash with meth addiction and messed up my brain..thats why i have been antisocial
me: are your teeth fucked
mshyatt: actually gone…but i have some spiffy falsies…thats another touchy subject for me..why i dont like people..I worry they will notice
me: how long did you do meth for
mshyatt: about 5 years..never spiked it but started smoking it from a homemade bong…meth bong hits…ouch clean almost 10 years now…I will be in Amsterdam for the 10th anaversery
me: wow good for you
how did you kick yer habit
mshyatt: had a very bad crash after 12 days with no sleep and fucked over every friend i had with my rantings and visions of mice running a speakeasy in the cubboards…i was truly out of my mind …so i just stopped…detoxed and moved home
me: woah
well good for you for stopping, i see shows about meth addiction, sketchy to say the least
good luck with everything else
mshyatt: only 6% of people kick it so thanks

i keep forgetting what day it is bullshit christmas time syndrome what the hell should i be doing right now oh nothing that’s right feeling. i should be buying more things. yesterday i tried to find some shoes, boots, military old war looking things, too expensive so i went to try on clarks but it’s buy one get the other half off so i’ll have to wait for fil cos lise couldn’t shoe commit, also, every colour and style i wanted they didn’t have, is get outside the only wallabies-selling store in toronto? please advise if you know of an alternative basically it’s the only reason i ever visit queen and spadina, just to go look at wallabies, caress them lovingly, compose sonnets about them in my head, stroke them romantically, you get the idea.
once upon a time i had a fake pair, i dunno what happened to them, i probably chucked them or my mom did, she has a tendency of throwing out MY things, i think it’s therapeutic for her, anyway.

i think get outside needs to expand to lettieri, fuck lettieri hi i would like a ten dollar flavourless grilled panini and a 3 dollar can of sparkling orange drink WOW i am fucking SATIATED THANKS GUYS!!! oh these biscotti are day-olds? i can’t wait NOT to eat them.
don’t even get me started on biscotti, i know you italians are forced to enjoy them because you’re italian, but why the fuck are they so disgusting and rock hard i don’t care how many nuts and chocolate nonsense you stick to them no amount of extra added flavour can distract from the fact that they are merely just edible doorstops. hey raymi come over i just made some biscotti hey no thanks maria FUCK YOU! someone told me that they get better the more stale they are? nice try liar your lying trickery can’t fool me i would rather eat garbage.
get outside should expand cos everytime you go there 50 people are standing in your way and it makes me want to punch them all out of my way and you know more than half will not be buying shoes they’re just there cos they came in from ajax or markham oh we are in toronto for the afternoon lets fucking stand in everybody’s way and not buy anything.

Sabrina:they are actually really easy to make
and cheap as hell too
i will never understand why they cost 45 thousand dollars
me: well obvs too easy cos i think you guys skipped a step PLIABILITY
Sabrina: they are much better fresh.
me: ok
Sabrina: i don’t care to make them for christmas though
i made these hazelnut cookies with toffee and chocolate
me: u were suppose to laugh at my pliability line
Sabrina: oh, ready= HAHAHAHAHA
me: i dont know if it was the right word to use
Sabrina: well, they are usually so hard it is like eating drywall
me: ok it was the right word
dont take out your anger on me the fact that your race is burdened with a disgusting snack
Sabrina: ahahaha
me: AHAQHA
i just laughed in iraqi
Sabrina: HAHAHAHAHA
click that for a larger image, tell me if you know where this wall is cos i think that red cat drawing is one of mine i remember that being the only time i drew eyes like that and that’s my eyebrow style too i think it’s in one of the bathrooms at the social i feel like going there right now to find out anyway if you frequent the social go look in all of the bathrooms i don’t remember which one, this is EXTREMELY important. i hope they haven’t painted over it by now. i know for fact that i tagged my blog and a picture of something else maybe which most likely has been defaced though i like to think a shrine has been scribbled around it. oh and if i am wrong and it’s some other artist’s drawing, never mention this again. ever.

dear raymi
i came across your blog somehow, and thanks for some serious entertainment, although its kind of like watching a sitcom, but with more alcohol, and maybe a little of the old spice, as they say, wherever they say dumb phrases like that.
so yeah, thanks, i think? its some silly shit, with gravity. thats important.
cheers! dustin.

yesterday i felt sick again but after some new ho king singapore vermicelli i felt right as rain i am not ordering from spadina gardens ever again though i think their vermicelli is tastier new ho king is way cheaper though. we finished the batman 3d jigsaw puzzle fil even super-glued the last few pieces so now we have a batman bust it’s neat i will take a picture of it for you to see right now lise is over playing guitar hero 2 and opening up songs in my career i hope she wins so i get taken away in a ufo fil said when he gets home he gets to play zelda. my arms and shoulders and ribs are sore from playing the wii sports game i’m going to be all fit and be the wii fat person spokesmodel i can’t wait. we are going to go eat bibim bop now it is meat and egg and vegetables ok bye.