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oh and just so you know today i am dressed like a 14 year old metalhead boy, complete with greasy hair. fil was just petting my hair and making it greasier i said stop or you’ll make me have to wash it he said oh i thought that you were planning on washing it that’s why i was doing this. asshole. we just watched the dick in a box video and copied all the moves i am fantasizing about it coming on at a bar while i am there and then i can do all the dance moves and people will high five me in slow motion when i’m finished like i am a rock star and not just some obnoxious drunk attention-starved twat. my life is basically a string of separate i did something stupid and funny instances one after the other wow that wasn’t even remotely smart-sounding.

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