fuck i hate red hot chili peppers how do you take songs off of itunes? i was just spacing out came to and realised i listened to three songs by them w/o realising it. if you are my friend and you like them i’m sorry we can’t be close anymore sorry but you’re a wankster. if i am in a shit mood and red hot chili peppers comes on we will get in a fight and not talk for a week that’s the extent of it. i use to like them though.

my right big toe is fucked i tore part of my nail off last week and part of my toe came off too i know weird anyway it’s true so i have this clump of pulpy skin attached that won’t heal and yesterday after a shower i was walking in the dark trying to close the drapes and i walked into this asshole chair and blood exploded out of my toe and i called fil at work crying like a baby and asked him to bring home polysporin and band-aids. he got the no name polysporin to which i scoffed at and he said that shit’s expensive then i said WELL ADD IT TO THE BOOKS THEN JUST KNOW THAT I AM TAKING THE BAND-AIDS WITH ME WHEN WE BREAK UP. i get dramatic when i am bleeding because i am in miami vice and it’s do or die. i can’t walk as fast anymore and i will probably get an in-grown out of this. fun.

in other news my beaver is super hairy i am going to shave lightning bolts into it later.

we are working our way through guitar hero’s cooperative feature it’s fun cos samir let us borrow his guitar, you can do lead, rhythm or bass and we bought all the new guys and outfits and guitar finishes well all the cool ones, anyway.

then i played need for speed carbon for wii, we’ve had it since xmas but fil said it sucked. i took it upon myself to be the judge of that and it is actually pretty decent. you hold the remote sideways with the bottom of it facing the floor, holding it in both hands like a steering wheel. the game is something for losers with no friends (perfect for me) cos people in the game come up to your car and speak to you through the driver’s side window like you are friends and in their “crew” and you drive around together winning territory off other crews in this city that doesn’t exist. the people are pre-recorded actors that they added a lot of fancy colour effect to to make them look computer simulated, i dunno. so far i give this game a 7.


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a dream i had about you and fil

I had a dream and you and fil were in it too.

We were at like a baseball stadium and we were looking at concession stuff, and a guy came up and gave you a rubber penis keychain, telling me that nobody outside quebec had those. I don’t know how he knew you were ontarian. probably because you looked like one. Anyway, we went across the play field.

The stadium was filled with people.

I climbed up the fence at the end of the field first. I’m the hero of my dreams afterall. Then, when I was on top of the fence, which had a rather large ledge I now realize, I helped you climb up. While I helped fil to climb up, fil crouched on the wall, to give himself a swing, but instead, he let a wet fart out, which was loud and left a poo stain on the fence. I woke up laughing out loud.

Thank you fil. and Raymi.

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i am really cool. i remember my brother took off at the cottage that afternoon with some other kid and left me alone to hang with my parents who were busy ignoring me, suntanning, beering, whatevs so i was kinda blue.

last nite samir and sharpie invited themselves over we ordered asia republik drank a lot of wine and beer and played guitar hero II and wii sports it was very fun muchly i will show you pictures later and some videos maybe as well. i am the best at boxing i can’t wait to get in a real fight one day and then have assault charges pressed against me then have them dropped cos of my blogging status haha.

EXCUSE ME SHE AUTHORS AN INTERNET JOURNAL THOSE CHARGES WON’T BE NECESSARY as someone’s head is half hanging off their neck what?

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Drunken Fan Mail

Raymi,

Just wanted to say I adore your blog and love seeing pics of Toronto so much that I want to go there, as I’ve never been to Canada (strange, since I live only 8 hours from Winnipeg). If I ever visited with friends, I would hope that I could e-mail you and maybe you would, out of the goodness of your heart, be a tour guide for a couple of hours to show us all of the ultra-cool, non-lame places to go. It would definitely be a highlight of the trip, as I have a huge girl crush on you! Have a happy February!

Sincerely,

Alie

DEAR BLOGEBRITY.COM

YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NEED TO UPDATE YOUR LIST AS I AM CLEARLY A FUCKING A-LIST BLOGGER AND YOU ARE ASSHOLES SO, I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO UPDATE MY BADGE FROM B-LIST TO A.

PS I AM NOT BEGGING YOU TO CALL ME COOL I AM TELLING YOU I HAVE EXISTED LONGER ON THE WWW LONGER THAN YOU SO IT SHOULD BE YOU DOING THE BEGGING.

XO RAYMI