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My life is your business is my life

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Manic thoughts i can’t tweet cos i am uploading a video and it will crash the process aaaand go!

Just stretched nude like rachel mcadams in the notebook except my view is of a garbage dumpster #parkdale parking lot not whimsical meadow.

Uploading disney reminx video a la snow white, lauren snow white? featuring birds and crazy film technologies.

My solo song is going to be so suicidally heartbreaking.

Maintain relevancy for eleven years and get back to me.

Inventing new tasks to avoid EVERYTHING!!

Pushing it into popularity.

Experiencing productivity paralysis from volume overwhelmness.

Yay it’s uploaded.

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Hahaha poor Shasha.

gill: !
fine

you wrote blob

i know gill its called HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOURS

ahah humours leaving that

More of our girl hilarity here it’s like 2006 and people are talking in forums again wheeee.

i think you are food question obsessed ask other questions too you greedy opportunist
youre lucky youre not fat or i would call you fat right now ahahahhaa

If you were a Disney character, who would you be?

How PERFECTLY timed!

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I want to say nothing more to you than: I believe you to be smart. Very smart. I believe you to be kind (although at times I am just confused when this sensitive, depressive, ultra-kind type is QUITE a bit less than. At least admit that). I DO NOT wish you to have a miserable life. Really! Not, good god, at all. I just question WHY.. why the _________ persona (not going to say the words, but you know, smart as you are, who I mean, what character). You’re so GREAT as yourself! When you’re just carrying on about your social life, your toils and turmoils, obsessions, jokes, projects, it’s so fantastic. I’d just noticed the recent (to say the VERY least) change in tone. Please be original Raymi. Isn’t original always best? And I know you really are one. You are a rarity. Just don’t waste, dilute or completley cover-up that. As you have.

Not your enemy, just a dissapointed reader,

TeeTicka

i work my ass off i dont care what you think or what tone i am or am not using
your work is done, good job, goodbye.

Hot child in the city runnin wild and lookin pretty

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Mom show these top two to NANA!

Burlesque take over!

Ha that’s teacher. Lucky guy. Also that’s Red Velvet.

Here too! You guys are in luck come Saturday, and come Wednesday we will be saluting you from the middle of a WRESTLING RING at 99 Sudbury for the ANDROID TO after party with Andy Milonakis, Roller Derby girls, catered by Palais Royale, Tiny Danza are performing and I’ll be checking you in so bring your cameras! You can buy tickets at the door. 7PM.

We have roll-on luggage. You are going to diiiie when you see this routine.

Bobby Darin is driving me mad though, also, Kevin Spacey played him in Beyond the Sea, also the name of our song, plus I watched Horrible Bosses starring Kevin Spacey last night, and, my dad is pretty much a dead ringer for him, also big Bobby Darin fan. Omg I think I just wrote the sequel to the movie Number 23. See how the floor panels move and shift, I have to kick/nudge the slats back in place.

I looked like a weird naked wizard.

LOL are you still scrolling?

Mr. Jingles School of dance

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I feel like my neck is this close to having whiplash, or it’s just tight and stiff. I rehearsed from 11am to 6, so did Jasmine cos red Velvet showed up when Bunny had to leave for work and we rehearsed some more. We are driven mad from the song but we put together the cutest of dances I can’t wait! Downloading mystery camera shots now as I make coffee. Happy Manic Monday!

Didn’t get to go out and enjoy yesterday’s beautiful sunny day weather at all :( I hope it’s nice next weekend to make up for it. OOH it’s gorgeous out now, second chance!

I’ve been so busy lately can’t keep ma head straight. Good thing I guess.

Gill and I are old friends fast becoming new friends again I love it.

I really wanted that LV purse but bet it tasted like crap. It’s just for show. LIKE YOUR FACE!

I’ve been bringing “YOUR FACE!” back for awhile now. I am nostalgic like that.

Hahahhaa.

I’ve a hilarious story involving this tiger cat Sandy here. It’s always a hoot running into people I know with colleague. They’re like, Raymi? WTF??? click click click click! mug mug mug for the camera and peace!

By-passing a mega-line for beer this is how I did it: Hey I have a very important client to meet over on the other side of the building so I can’t wait can I just get a can off of you? Works every time. Every time I have a newer ridiculous lie to get what I want. You’d think if I had an actual important meeting to get to I wouldn’t be grabbing a roadie for it. WRONG! Those are the instances when drinking is most necessary. I had just come from the fashion tents where I was plied with drink tickets for being fabulous. I nursed this beer.

I see Julio. HI!

Lauren blew her eyeballs out from puking or something I forgot but it was very hardcore, luckily people wear sunglasses inside at fashion week so it was no matter. Her pants are amazing.

Fabulous Julio. We had a blast together, I made up something snarky about every single try-hard in sight and I know he is jonesing for more.

At first we were not enjoying ourselves. Fashion week puts me on edge, all the posturing and staring and I said to teacher if we fight here people WILL KNOW AND SEE and sure enough a couple emails and comments of I spy Raymi, but nothing bad. Once Teacher ran in to some fashion guys he knows it made me respect him more as the playing field became more level and the Peroni was working by then.

Nothing like an open bar that looks like star trek.

Register over there with our swedish blow up doll. Be careful she bites.

The big one is a door stop from my aunt from Bata shoe museum, lovely.

Post Shoeless dinner couch surfing sustenance spree. We were so busy having a photo shoot in here we forgot to buy chips. When my eyebrows are tinted it makes me look a little more tired, also, the tired makes me look tired but I don’t look as tired as I could, i dunno. I don’t like to give in to shades and hide behind them because they’re a temporary solution and I showed you this image larger to show that I don’t look so bad for my lifestyle and age.

Smaller and we just could have gotten on with it. Meh it’s my blog and I can do as I please. Certain troll hag ladies bash me and say I look really really haggard so I think you should look in the mirror yourself and hold this photo up next to it the next time you decide to light it up on MY looks. I’m also not wearing under-eye liner to make my eyes pop like I normally do which also distracts from moonbeams simultaneously, all women know that trick.

Keepin’ it gangsta in this ghetto bathroom.

My Friend aka grey cat aka newest name bequeathed by me is LITTLE MOTHER.

When walking the dog I multi-task. That stuff was expensive.

Anne Geddes level cheese. Ok one more.

And now I will make coffee. Feels good to get those out of my blog cycle holding cell hell.

Gettin’ pumped up for this week!

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Mom that’s Uncle Mike and Janet with us. Hahaha.

Best time ever we had. Teacher dressed like a Pilot. we got chased down by fans and all the gals referenced Pan Am to me of course. Nothing but Cos-play for me for the next little while, what is normal? I hit the Delicious food show twice what a pig! Will blog it tomorrow. Have loads of shots from rehearsal today. I can’t wait to perform our Harth Airlettes number. Will be doing a redux performance with Red Velvet on Saturday too. Va va voom!

Heard some very interesting gossip from these two. I’m a sleeper in the food industry, they don’t see me coming, nor know of my contacts and intel on all things everyone in the scene. Food spy. But I also heard some other juicy stuff from the young lad on the left. Not at all surprising either.

And so Marty only wanted to interview me about the sex show that I wasn’t working at and I just talked about burlesque and talked mad shit about whatever as a crowd of horny chefs drew near and surrounded us, I ate a butter tart. I despise butter tarts, and I said that I also hated them so that was funny material and then a hot euro waffle man stuck a waffle on camera and I bettered him by gnawing on it. Hope they all come to our party!

I like my top gun glasses addition. My leather jacket looks good with the flight suit too.

I heard a fable about staring in to your oyster shell and the more whimsical the hue of the purples fading into a sunset of peach pink, the more joy your offspring will have in youth. I totally just made that up ahaha. I got lots of stuff for free for being a smooth operating Rockafeller, of Oysters.

Delicious. When we were over at Oyster Boy later on we discussed zombies and then we heard zombie movie plot ideas which was a perfect segue in to my B movie concept of rogue bicycles that come alive at night in Toronto causing mayhem and destruction and in the morning lock themselves up again and we’re all clued out on who is doing all this shit to our fair city and then we ghost ride BMX’s down hills and crappily construct the action sequences with CGI technology or something out of the Edison Twins. When is Strombo going to have me on his show?

Allergies and the grid lock traffic up Dufferin from our place and everyone staring at me/us like this O_O made me have a suck attack. TOO MUCH ATTENTION and my eye was gushing plus I didn’t grab makeup to touch it up and felt like a clown in this get-up. We went to hand out fliers and eat dinner. I like the idea of a dinner being at a food gala, I love activities as my ADD is getting worse with age so this was a good idea but we were starving and on death’s door on this fantastic voyage and thanks to the zombie tool walk our cab never came, even called us twice to tell us it would be later so we hoofed it, starving and freezing and dressed for the food show as well as sex show (which we never made it to, zzz). Only pussies wouldn’t follow through with something like this you know? Life is short, vive le freak.

They were wasted too. Alright!

Just a nip before my flight. Hahaha. I ploughed through the gates with my wine not knowing you couldn’t leave the drinking area cos onVIP night (thursday) you could go everywhere with booze. Everyone liked seeing that scene go down and then I soonly entered an absinthe vortex and suffice it to say never made it to the sex show. meh.

Happy weekend Raymi!

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Hey Raymi,

Hope you are having a great weekend!

I wanted to comment on how you are currently getting a lot of negativity and grief for what you blog. Unfortunately this is expected- as anyone can follow you and everyone has an opinion!

But you are a strong, independent woman and don’t need to worry about the haters!

I started following your blog a couple of years ago and I totally enjoy it! I love how no matter what gets thrown at you or what is going on- you just keep going and defy the haters! In many ways you are a role model for women ~ you are creating your own destiny and not following anyone!

I enjoy checking in to your site every day to see what new adventure(s) you are on…you seem to love life and are not letting anything stop you from it! Plus I find it very liberating and motivating (as I am a female who lives in a small rural community ~ and I am more progressive in my views and opinions [on pretty much everything! LOL] as compared to my community!).

So keep doing what you are doing and don’t worry about the haters!

Christine