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skip a beat and move with my body
SCRABBLE NIGHT!
FROM LADY GARBAGE FILMS! IT’S A SCARY NIGHT AND A SCARY MOVIE!
blue jeans burlesque
prelude to a star
This is what I see Everybody stops and starin’ at me
Long hair!
Ok here is some of my material, ready? SO WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH CRAZY GIRLS, RIGHT? (long pause, nod) And, Baths? I elaborate and then talk about having a bath earlier even though my ride was arriving in ten minutes, I filled up the entire fucking tub even and got right in. and I wrote some of these jokes. Is it that I am crazy, or just a giant asshole? That last line is an elaboration, I didn’t say that but I am using this blog post as a working fine-tuning of my craft here. And everything got laughs Continue reading
Last night a little angel came pumpin ‘cross my floor
This has been flagged, BIG SURPRISE, so you have to be logged in to view. Cool story. Not taking the post down. Haters can suck it. There is absolutely no nudity in this video and it is NOT innapropes, comparatively to tons of garbage out there. This is just a personal attack against Raymi, and always will be. I normally upload to vimeo cos you can’t control anything there but the video is too long now that Teacher’s phone vid quality is higher so I had to go with youtube. Thanks, and fuck you twats. Maybe if you did sit-ups you wouldn’t feel obliged to flag me all the time. Cow.
And you know what your bitch become when her weaved in
Mistress of disguise. Mistress of dis guy more like! Whaaat.
It’s been a lovely day of rest. Just watched Immortal Beloved. Heart-wrenching, oh there’s the door. Gotta go. Ok I am back, Nathan had to pick up his gear that he left at our place yesterday. Now what should we do? Sucky Friday night sulk? Well I’d love to! There’s one can of gingerale left we will have to order more food just to get more. Or maybe a twelve pack from metro which would require leaving the house. Supposed to go to a party down the street. We will see who wins this war, lazy or party, due to stir crazy caused by the former laziness. But another episode of Celebrity Big Brother is on the horizon and will def be a key determining hibernation factor. I only share this with you because I know you care.
xo rlw.
UPDATE: GOING OUT. STIR CRAZY AGHH! What’s up Toronto?
