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All good from the Raymbohood

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YOOOOOOOOO!

Round two fight. More Ski show materialssssssssss. There’s just so much. The more you do, the more you hang, the more people like what you do and cover it for/with you, the more it accumulates. Can there be two of me’s yet please? Can I have that diaper wearing monkey Homer has yet thanks? Don’t you love it when bloggers complain? Me three.

I love interactive high-stimulus ish to do. Putting on a hat can stop the world. I didn’t want to mess with my hair too much so I didn’t pull it all the way down over my head. I feel like I know/should know exactly what character this is and from where it originates. There’s just so much beat and the pulse one can actually manage. Complaint numero deux and yes I know that’s not the right saying but you get the idea now dance.

This day was all about pants.

My co-horts for the day. DJ Hussy and Dan the MC. Solid set. It is nice to jive and meet with people who are just as “with it” “down for it” “a character” as you and let the hi-jinx begin. Also, being at a trade show event all weekend long people can get really interesting.

It was just totally awesome. It was a big real deal show, massive. So many vendors, so many people. I did the gauntlet several times and discovered new things all over the place, then every half hour a jib jam competition where I got to engage with the pro-stars, audience. Capital FUN TIMES. This is why I do what I do and love what I do.

The fake snow fights that I started, also fun/ny.

SIIICK. Lots of talent out there. And so young and brave.

All put to tunes that get your adrenaline surging. I am totally one of those crowd hysteria types where I go hyper bananas at the sound of cheering/raging/clapping. I like-it-a-lot. (Forrest Gump voice).

 

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Oh just some things I had did.

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Alright newbs it’s trade show host time.

Going out as painted art was a neat idea I had. People interacted with me all day like we wanted, well, I wanted. Fun social experiment.

Sometimes I go a little bit far with it. #Diva. Give them the Raymi is what I always say.

Colleague just captures these moments and I can’t even recall why or what I am doing. Meh. It makes for good entertainment. I Think? Hello is this thing on.

What’s up Jessica. Plej workin’ with ya. Media Office coffee privileges holla!

SEE!

Let the raymes begin. Ooh this show was a rush.

SO much adrenaline, tunage, bright colours everywhere, falling snow I had a really good time. Combing the venue, the stalls, the people I met, the looks I got. They hyped me on the mic a lot too, then more people talked to me after that I was in attention-getting pleasure overload.

I got to be her. The girl of my stupid dreams I invented. Don’t get me wrong I’m ubes shy so I ignored a lot of people too blaha. Lots of young shy boys so double-negative passing ships.

RADICAAAAL.

Yep there I am again.

The first time I chucked some t-shirts to the crowd my heart was pounding so hard too much attention but I made sure to not throw like a girl and then I went back to holding a snowboard award like a Canadian version of the teen choice awards ahahha it was awesome.

I am very good at just standing around looking extremely eccentric so this was the perfect thing for me to do on Sunday.

Going zen.

Nothing but hi-jinxing around all day :).

Best trick award handling responsibilities. Big times. One kid got sponsored by a brand of some sort who won the whole jib jam comp. Gnarly.

Make way.

Look what I can do. This is how you snowboard, right?

BRB Salad time with Bechnique.

TO BE CONTINUED. More footage here!!!!!!!

20 Questions With…Raymi Lauren from Playboy Energy Drink Canada

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click to reeeeeeeeeeead man.

Name: Raymi Lauren
Occuptation: Blogger & Playboy Energy Drink Canada writer.
Twitter: @raymitheminx

Bio: Raymi is as sexy as she is social, so it’s no wonder her blog is one of the longest running of its calibre in Canada. Check out Raymi’s blog daily for diary-style updates on her escapades around the city. Also, find her writing as Raymi Bunny for Playboy Energy Drink Canada.

Favourite Toronto street: Noble? lol kidding. I enjoy Queen West, that is my jam. It is long and dotted with lots of crap to do it’s pretty straight forward. Ossington also rules.

And we did have tacos that very same night. Thanks FS Local! Funterview.

We will eat this much hot sauce.

We ate that much hot sauce.

Then we had wings last night at an s-hole but this time I wasn’t ashamed because we went to a different s-hole and it had a palm tree in it. WINNER! I will be adding more garbage to this post periodically throughout the day. Hard maybe on that one.

I love eating. I am turning parts of my brain off today in preparation for my conference panel tomorrow. I have to reserve all my smart juices. SO basically I will be speaking like a cavewoman for the rest of the day on the internet so enjoy the ________.

Pigs. Cool budgeting bro. NOT.

I was so full by this point no more. Raymbecca killed it for us. Spicy caesars were an interesting idea cos you’re in a spicy spiral it just never ends then you get caesar bloated and want to die. We informed everyone who passed by how many tacos we had accomplished. 6 in 6 minutes. Booyah.

EWSGUSTING. but delicious. These were mustard hot ones, bech’s call.

We had enough french fries. I removed my nail polish the second we got out of here.

Oh hey there.

Farmer’s daughter are delicious. Ew lol. Well, ah. Ha. Okay lemon pepper also my favourite we had those too.

So many looks.

SO much feasting.

I’ve been busy.

I need a nap attack.

Peace.

Dreamers of the world

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What I’ve learned from both these gents is something mega-important: likeability. You must have it if people are going to buy your merch let alone give you the time or chance to sell it to ‘em. Being in sales myself I’ve learned this as well. I sell dreams and lifestyle, multi-brands and experiences but not everybody likes me…

Just kidding, EVERYBODY LOVES ME.

But go on read the rest! I profiled Shane and Derek, two Canadian entrepreneur friends of mine making it in the big bad world with their wacky products and I dig it man!

ps. right? I get a matching remix watch too #Spoiled.

Gettin’ ready for the Ski Show. My second batch of shots has arrived, tackle time.

Here I am changing in a sandwich shop because it was raining and I was cold. The guy had just closed for the night, saw me coming walked back up the stairs and began unlocking it and I say up to him you are SO going to hate what I am about to do in there. The ATM wasn’t even working so why was he letting me in at all period? Was he going to make me a burger too? Have you ever had a forced awkward conversation about food with a stranger with your turtleneck strangling your face? No shame all fame.

I am a good camera girl I mean, come on. Those things are a cinch. Provided someone else does all the settings and all you gotta do is do the lens thing properly which is the best part anyway because it makes you look like a real photographer. Always put your hat on backwards too 1. so the brim doesn’t get in the way 2. you mean business. Cameras are a great way for sneaking in to places or standing right at the front of the stage pretending to take pictures because you already took 300. Don’t even get me started on press/photo passes.

I was putting a black shirt on over a black t-shirt but it looks like I haven’t done anything at all.

And then I smiled my way in to a Marlies game. Weren’t serving beer anymore so left after 4 seconds. I love sneaking in to stuff.

Or officially supposed to be there, either or, I like to be there. Damn I am so poetic today.

Those boots were my mom’s, she never wore em and this was my first time. Brought the pants together me-thinks. Styled by Craymi. At first I had a baby blue tee on and it was amplifying me like a beam of golden zeusplosion I think it hurt colleague’s eyes.

Bye for real this time. See you again at 3pm. Which in Raymi Standard Time Zone means 4pm.

STIR CRAYMI

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When I get my hair did I make sure to take loads of pictures of it because I never know next when I’ll be pretty again.

That’s not duck face, it’s concave face from “being skinny” and 29 years old. Wait, I’m probably sucking it in a bit but maybe not.

Who cares really taking pictures of yourself is silly.

NOT. We are back to ruling now.

Oh, this? You want to see me play? Sure I have time for a song.

Just gotta tune it first.

Party in the back.

It’s hard to fake play the mini rickenbacker and take pix of yourself at the same time.

This one gets to be bigger because I am further away.

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Best time ever

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Had a magnificent blast yesterday. Trade show addict now. Here’s a few teasers just cos I dig yas. I have a writing deadline to get writ so come back later (or keep refreshing all day why not haha) for more TSS&TS coverage. If you missed it this year, I hope not. It was wild, lots of stimulation abound, perfect for a girl-bro like me. I made a lot of new friends, lots of friendly people and no bar either, not necessary.

We obvi had crazy times with you too!
The pics are so awesome! -my current profile pic MAY possibly be your pic of the moment, stef and I have been all of your wesbite this morning-basically being so unproductive laying here in our onesies. You are hilarious woman! keep the pics coming, do you have facebook?!

Good luck on your article laday!
hugs and kissezzzzz

My onesie best friends keep trying to lure me away to cozy town noooo yes noo yes. No yes no. okay back to work.

Like my new Polar Piece? Course ya do. They were selling like hot cakes. Hot cakes I tell you. Mmm. Hot cakes. Kay bye thank you very much! ME MONDAY LETS DO IT.

Shred the gnar. Righteous.

Kidding spiral

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Read about old Hollywood yesterday and I guess it made an impression. Had to rearrange this hairnet for sleeping because it wasn’t working anyway this is obvs my late night self-photog moment in time after the bar with the girls. I used to take photos of my face way more, then I got old. Sometimes I don’t look too bad. Love yourself, go on.

And just some other randoms. Lots of material to share just have to wait a leeetle beet longer before I can.

See ya’s TODAY at the Toronto Ski Show Bro. SHRED THE GNAR.

And follow ze pants! Happy Sunday it’s sooo warm!

More contest winners. I have ONE MORE PAIR of tickets that just opened up. Tweet something at me for ‘em @raymitheminx #TorontoSkiShow make it good! I’ll be judging and jibbing away closing out the show. Stoked. Other jock sayings. Lol. Peace. <3

Where was we now?

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More scraps from the pieces of the times of my life. It’s the one year anniversary of this made with love bracelet. My how time flies. Breadcrumb.

Like a good little wiener I matched my jacket to my boarding pass wallet. Can’t wait to bust this coat out some more this winter/hate winter, so not looking forward to shivering. I am a sun baby, and, a baby.

The first call for tights was panic. I can never gauge whether there is a readily-available wearable hole-lessable pair. But there was, thank you whomever got me these. I have lots of tights fairies out there. My burlesque tickle trunk collection is a blur, a stocked “I own this?” blur. These are frenchspensive I presume and if they ever get a hole in them I am going to be quite upset.

I can’t have my falsey hair in all the time because it’s clip-in so only for special occasion event/engagements. Like Sunday at The Toronto Ski Show. If you’d like to see an Academy Award performance of Raymi the Ski Bunny I suggest you tag along there. I’ll be judging the Jib Jam competition for the three-thousandth time reminder. I will be judging based on best smile, LOL and most fluorescent pieces of flare.

More of these idiots. This is the one who cut my hands most of all while bathing her. They had poop-arse, a handful of them. So cute and lethal.

Listen up! Continue playing and having fun kittens. Good work. Full marks. Bet you didn’t see that coming.

The one with the eyes is the best. Always scared looking. I don’t think they ever close. It’s more socialized-seeming now, less face like that. Hard to tell it apart from the others wow I need a life.

Do you see how many there are here, one is totally camouflaged backwards into the eyes-one.

Okay we get it bye.

And then I was vamping in the Salvador Darling bathroom.

And then I got my best friend a diamond chunk of glass from the ground in Parkdale she felt like the bellest belle of P-Dizzle until we chucked it back on the ground because ew gross.

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