Ta da it’s the Raymi Weigh in!

Ughhhhh dork losers get a life already. Oh and this scale was at my dad’s house in the bathroom when he moved in to his current house and was stained like that sorry haha. Actually it was at my old condo, then I brought it to my dad’s and stole it back and it always looked this disgusting but I am bound to it.

whoa la! who is setting feminism back? do you have rolls, yep (um, who cares?). are you hot and have you done a really good job of setting an attainable aesthetic goal for yourself and completing it? yep.raymi, you are inspiring (among many other things) but gurl, you ain’t 5′9″ OR 118 lbs.
wanted to first comment when you pointed out the girl that had a crush on your gentlemen friend who was a teenager, kind of cruel and inappropriate – but, it does point out (as you do on your own many times) that you have young girls following your blog. remember when you weighed in at 147 lbs publicly? that was bad-ass….lying about your height and weight isn’t. I’m not suggesting that you still weigh the same, but you are not 118 lbs.fact.
you’re a guilty pleasure, and i’ve always thought it weird that people might comment this way, but hey…

I’m so tall I obscure the entire tree! #Giant #amazon.

Yeah keep going hater bitches.

bitch i am too 118, i fluctuate between 122-118, 118 is my lowest number and regardless it is 2lbs from 120 what is your point here?. at the end of my period ill be 118, thank you and it has been like this for months. i dont have much muscle mass anymore (weighs more) because i dont train, and guess what, i have gained an inch-ish in height i thought i was only 5′8, wrong, taller, THank yew again. Moreover, i do not have ROLL-rolls. Sitting here right now w/o my abs flexed, yes rolls, but “fat girl”rolls? whatever. all in all it is a shitty shitty shitty remark to make when there are actual morbidly obese people out there, to target someone who actually is fucked up about weight and yo-yos but isn’t even FUCKING FAT. them bad, me good. coming back here to clarify that i do have rolls to bring it up again err. why? what is the point? I cannot please everybody, that’s the bottom line, it is disgusting and a waste of my time, all of this obnoxious garbage, im just trying to dance and enjoy my life go to hell. i just weighed myself, i am 120lbs, satisfied or would you like a video or photo? which you then will say is false. just made a weigh video especially for you stupid fucking losers!!! happy hannukah!

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7015/6514507515_dbb7d02133_b.jpg taken when i got home. looking for those rolls, guy, but all i see is definition and hip bones.

And this is a fat day. I have full on hardcore cramps now thank god bring it on I need to flush this out. Ew sorry I know I know my bad. Kay night!!!

Had a nice double dip but just ran out of time to share anything more sorry.

My MTV Episode airs January 17. It’s called Creeps. New show. I can blab it now! Is twitter busted for everyone else right now too?

My favourite spot in the joint.

Yes?

Weight of the world on my shoulders. You can see my sweater malfunction in this pic.

Posh toy soldiers.

So rich that red. I love wooden toys and antiques, replicas. Sometimes the modern world can be so garish.

If you buy me one of those lap boards (not seen here) meant for eating in bed I will never leave bed.

Got these for a quarter a piece at Dollarama. $9 here. #just #saying.

Thanks but we have enough pillows.

Lock your doors if you don’t want stragglers hahah.

Stop photo-bombing me too while you’re at it if you can help it GOD.

Love these. Reminds me I have to get decorations for the Bovine, I think stringing up stockings will look adorable on the stage. Splendid beside the jager bottle xmas tree.

These were teach’s iphone pics. Guess what, Amanda is making me a hot pink cowl knit scarf cos she said she will do anything for my attention YAY!!!! I have no idea where my blue one is. Can you picture hot pink wrapped around my fucking face?? I can! The future is bright. Gotta go stupids! XOX your pal Raymee.

Peter Pan Band Practise.

This shirt is falling apart already on one of my sleeves oh well you can’t mass produce quality but thanks for passing the savings on to me. I am going to add green furry grinch-like material to it I think. We gotta start getting our costumes in gear.

Definitely a good looking band that’s for sure. This is our new drummer we kicked out Tyler cos he was too old KIDDING he was busy but Nat has toured with BNL (is a drum SAVANT) and he gave us her and so we are keeping her. Our goal is to play on one of the BNL cruises this year and we might cover a song to ensure of it LOL. Guess which one.

This sweater makes me feel way too arrogant in it I dunno why I think it’s the big rack I have in it like, just try to start something with these guns. I wore my Santa t-shirt beneath because I am a christmas groupie. Probably part elf too.

I am going to get botox in my forehead one of these days.

New drank list too. We covered almost all of it!

Carol’s cat has extra fingers and toes, there is a name for it but I forget, polydactal? it’s underlined in red here so probably not. I couldn’t cuddle her cos I would be attacked but I like how she has mittens on.

Dad I found your new rock crush lol.

Carol (sexist texas guitarist) made these!!!

I chose the one on the right. Make more! band merch for girls.

Hot.

We shared this. Do you know how enjoyable it is to smush down crunchy onions in a thick burger and then stab it with a knife?

Shared the charcuterie, there is a pig’s head at the other end of this wood platter. We petted it the first time we ordered this cos we were LOADED. Hhaha. It was a pig like almost face to face with Teacher like one of our 3 pets. I took one look at it and went, my life is so retarded. This charc. features steak tartar, pork rind, a bunch of pancetta of various animals I forget, terrine, quail medley that tastes like chicken salad, pickled pickles and pickled sherry egg? All in-house. See, I pay attention and know food. Once you start eating like a pompous douchebag it’s hard to stop.

Carole cat’s place has all kinds of rock artifacts, I said she lives like a vampire, she was amused by that so I opened her blinds and was like wait til we have band at my place you will need to wear a sleeping mask it’s uber bright in here I love it and need it for SAD.

West Elm drunk browsing afterhours and they were like, are you going to buy this, or this? I dunno guy Fuck off I am lying on one of your beds right now.

Drank a million gingerales when we got home from dinner last night, watched the toob, shit got psychedelic apparently on the tree.

That’s how it looks in reality too not just in my mind thanks cameraphone technology!

Mildred’s bathroom. I found out yesterday that she is not a real person! Bahah. Ah gad how did I get this far in life? Lots of coddling, enabling and swaddling that’s how!

Count my freckles and win a prize.

See how could you not be living like a vampire? You like true Blood so there it’s settled ;). Carol rules fyi.

We are also learning this jam. Which I have on rotate.

And this just arrived!

Cappucinos!!!

And I found this on Clem’s FB wall, lol. (you better come to see The Elfettes Sunday night!)

Seeing as I think I am asian like these guys (why did they reverse this video so it’s backwards, copyright?)

The Katy Perry one was funny but the youtube clips are all homemade recordings of tvs and I am not putting that shit on my blog but basically, Katy Perry was a Raymi, all Hello Kitty’d out and stupid I loved it!!!!!

Wearing jeggings. Teach and I were arguing at dinner, I got up to piss and he saw my shapely ass and legs in these and knew to just STFU. Beauty currency wins again. Lois bought me these pants. Godmother stylist.

In hindsight I realized we did not eat enough or I didn’t, we shared the burger and I had 3 drinks. That’s how I used to do it though now that I recall. We just drank gingerale all night long, going to try to keep booze out of the house for as long as possible. Sobered up on the couch while watching x-men and SNL. Required gingerale as i have previously stated 3 times already haha. I am not even going to bother saying it’s a new year’s resolution to drink less, it is always a resolution to drink less.

Mmm. Maybe I’ll do a vegan diet one of these days for a month. Then I’ll look like skeletor.

I might even leave the house today! Insert a bunch of shit I gotta do like you care (you probably do).

-conference call at 5

-email high res photos for new blog revamp project

-blog again

-prob dont have time for that other phonecall

-should be working on book

-go get something across town

-go get burlesque costumes (have to decide what for what)

-TV stuff tomorrow all night so have to get rest.

Luck be a lady, too-night. Her name is Lucky. I also know a Pastel (also real O_O yay). Oh you know, it’s just gonna be me and Lucky and Pastel, hangin’.

And some cleavage on a pear tree! And some pear tree cleavage whatever you get it.

This is at MTV just after getting my make-up did. I arrived with cakeface from the interview thing I did in the day at YDS so lucky had a fun challenge!

Ok we get it.

Green room.

I look like a drag queen.

Final outfit.

Should have worn this.

Another new friend.

Raymi needs a tan. #bad.

This did not last the night. Why don’t we just throw a bag of Doritos in right and some airport sized bottles of gin, fuck. It’s way too close to the couch. This was a present from the doghouse.

Kept asking Charise if I looked like a wizard and she said no but I think she didn’t get that I wanted to look like one. It’s ok, you will get it right next time.

Messed up the E.

I look like a blob but these are actually like a size 27 I cannot even breathe in them anymore.

Then I got the brilliant idea to put all of my crap on the tree!

Letter from my homies about face, written from a kid who went to camp. Love you dudes! Donate to AF please if you are going to be donatin’ to charities this holiday season.

I found my monster kini in one of several burlesque bags hurrah. Man that thing travels.

Wowzers.

YOM.

#lazerdogcaresaboutfashion

I might make a dominos tumblr for every time I order this. So far, 4 times in the last two weeks. Twice on the same day, and then one day apart. The fourth time was at my dad’s. I am joking, they’d love that, embrace then realize their disastrous mistake. mmm misteak. Oh whatever only bitches cry wolf.

Another I’m sorry present. Fine but we get to listen to all the music that I want to hear and you have to watch everything I want to watch.

You guys were meant for this! These are my designer salt n pepper shakers. One day when I have my dreamhouse I will put salt and pepper in to their respective homes and have someone over for dinner who would BE SO BLOWN AWAY BY THEM.

I need more wedges.

This is so Dynasty. That’s how I live my life anyway, in dusty pastels and couches.

I made a salad!

At first it looked like this!

Mo wizard mo problems.

Behind the scenes shots for pre-tease tweets for the super fans.

I almost wore these shorts on MTV.

See? Dynasty.

Stella is a mommy now too. This came with the Kinder present, it’s tacky and not my style. I have a hate-on for white stuffed animals, ok I am sure there is probably one out there that I’d like a la Hello Kitty but all in all xmas ones? Bears? Tacky and cheap. I gave Stella her “baby” that she chews the hell out of and throws around like a good mother should, she goes nuts and expresses happiness by speed biting on her baby.

I am going for a tan very soon.

I had no face on just base sorry Charise if it was scary talking to me.

Now I have Raymi Winehouse slippers. Oh god. I already just went out in them to let Stella take a wizz that was so housewife of me ew ewe ew. I ALSO HAD A SHOWER TOWEL TURBAN ON MY HEAD.

OK BAND PRACTISE MEETING!