Hi Mughnday, how are you? This is what I did last night. Brace yourselves now. This photo so needs to be lightened colleague please do that.
Raymi’s hair looked like this. I could have just left it all down but something came over me, it was a soft hair day despite Leila cutting it to pieces in the dry dept. I forgot to put Mythic Oil on it but the mask I’ve been using in the shower is pretty moisturizing.
I look like I made my whimsical wreath head crown.
Sidecar has prix fixe sunday-wednesday, you can go have a bottle of wine and dine with a person for $80 (before tip) and have three courses each. Upstairs is a private bar/club too, you can pay a yearly fee or if it’s not too busy chat up your server like I did and poke your head up there, it’s very speakeasy twenties I shouldn’t even be telling you about it I can see myself doing all kinds of trouble up there. We were too tired so we didn’t have a drink, the bottle of Malbec was enough. I have been a cheap drunk lately and one who is fun to sit with so high five for that good streak.
Inspecting the perfection. Yep, it is still there. I miss having a digital camera. Mystery Camera is digi but it is 1. smashed and 2. big. So I leave it at home.
I gathered my hair at the top and pinned it with my heart diamond barrette from Miami. I need to get more hair pins, elastics are bad for follicle tearing, especially mine. Sleeping on Silk pillowcases have helped my bedhead by 10000% I know that statistics are bunk but yeah if you have un-co-operative or unpredictible hair, sleep on silk pillowcases and it will more or less look like it looked when you went to bed. I’ll blog about princesshead sleeping land soon when I get through all this other crap that I have to blog first. HAVE TO.
If you’re a garlic fan have the caesar, trust me. Teach had soup.
Two diff shades of pink an even and random blend spread.
This clutch blends in everywhere speaking of. I ask someone to pass it and they say what colour, I say white and then we get in a war over how it is not white and I say YES but out of all the purses THIS IS THE WHITE ONE so grab it.
I am so age face obsessed right now. Jessica said I don’t look old at all, like how my hater’s club proclaims. Ho hum, only hope to get an eye-lift maybe in the future, something to flatten out my puffiness.
These grainy photos are masking, I try not to do filters, it’s cheating. If it’s not great then trash it, that is my rule. I don’t like lying to myself much less you guys.
I got bombed.
I always get the roast chicken.
The skin is delish. I am going on a diet this week.
Steak frites of course. The mayo is irresistible.
One more chicken friend photo. It came on lentils and potatoes. The dessert was meh.
It’s been looking like a fun house in here for days thanks to the baboons that just will not stop defying gravity. It’s nice to always be surrounded by “a thing” that being a Christmas tree a month after Christmas or piles of my hello kitty crap. In other totally related news we are getting a maid. Just for the once, there are three animals also living here and they sure as hell don’t clean up after themselves so we’re hiring outside help and by we I mean Teacher because they’re his animals (who like me more lol) well, Lady Garbage likes him the most bust since I have been leaving her cups of water in the upstairs bathroom she might be bending to the minx side. Anyway Maid time Excellent!
We watched some of the Oscars at Leila’s and then darkness washed over the dude and it was beddy byes.
Bye!
ps. I can’t wait til this blog looks better. It’s not killing me but it might as well.
Dodge save the Queen First Place 6th annual Budd Cup Champions! Oi Oi Oi! Thanks for sending Tim! I forgot that our victory bottle of champers exploded up my face for taking one for the dodgesavelequeens team and embarking on the first sip out of the bottle. Tres Punk. Digging the PSH photobomb and that superhero we smote upon thy ruin in Sudden Death. Lolz Strombo has a question for Tim. That’s funny I didn’t even notice he was playing in jeans but anyway nevermind all that FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
Anger problems? What ever are you guys talking about?
Bitches I’m zen. Ha. Howdy! Happy SOS (Strung out Sunday) We had an early night last night and I woke up to all these party people wanting to party, wahh. I didn’t go to charity arm wrestling last night because I think more sore limbs from physical combat donation would mess up this week for me ha. Also a four year old girl could beat me in arm wrestling. I need to get stronger before I can publicly humiliate myself (again). Life’s a journey, people!
Dodge this! (I think he did lol).
Ya can’t catch me I’m the blonde punky brewster. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
I’m sorry but you brought this on yourself.
My arm today is sore but surprisingly not so much. I do weights often so it’s ok doke. Legs are another story, guy I lazy in the winter.
Ha me wimping out. One guy was doing Stalin intimidation tactics, pick a victim and three balls at once is quite effective on your psyche.
Yeaah.
Pink Blondie shirt was one of our team ringers, def in running for MVP.
That’s it I am throwing some Ramones on. Someone said I look like the Ramones blond drag version. Cool why not. My brother said that too, especially when my hair was black. I should print out every internet burn on me in to a book and give it to him for his birthday ahaha.
Colleague showed up to take photos for a bit. He got slammed in the head with a ball from behind bouncing off a wall and it exploded his glasses right off his head in an arc to the ground, warping them and his eyes instantly welled up red and teary and barely anyone noticed. I bet he regretted ever showing up lol but it was pretty punk.
He wore his NEW YORK FUCKIN CITY shirt especially.
Not to be a sadist or anything but seeing and hearing people get hit by balls all day long was straight up hilarious, they didn’t at all hurt if you could avoid them in the face. I only got body shots, legs, bare legs and loud slaps I wonder how many secret boners occurred haha.
There were tons of cute girls in all kinds of nerd crush bait costumes, hipsters galore and fit jocks it’s an overload to the senses and afterward we all go to the bedford to get loaded and eat carbs. I got a bad burn on my wrist from my samosa, those things are steamy!
We were very punk. I started the Oi-ing and when we’d wipe out or that one guy just fell in to us a big pile of punks it was amusing I am sure for one and all. I laughed my ass of all day long. They played the Ramones for us in the final game and that was a big help in our victory, plus we just wouldn’t lose. If other teams paid more attention they’d know to definitely win certain games against us. Total sleepers we was. Gear!
One of my gloves is gone but I could not play with wearing one on my right hand. I think people should stay in their full costumes, it’s kind of cheaty to remove your accessories which is what everyone does once the rageball takes a hold of their competitive nature. I think this Budd Cup was the least competitive one yet and it was still pretty damn lethal I’d say, myself included.
But I don’t cheat, and we saw a lot of cheaters, like one guy getting 4 balls rained on him at once and he acted like he didn’t get hit and no one said anything so he kept playing and we were like how in the fuck did you not just get hit there dude, bullshit. But cheaters never prosper so, guess which team won? It’s for charity and about fun so allowing things to slide yeah okay fine. Chris was like ha Raymi I knew you’d get a win one of these years I was like hey man I have always been #2 and I missed two years in a row and coming back in first place, ain’t too shabby.
Dodgeball is a great sport for me and stress reliever and GIVE ME A GIANT CONTAINER OF BALLS TO CONTINUOUSLY PELT AT YOU. Dekel and I had a bit of practise wherein I whipped a ball at him 20 times in a row ahhhhhhhhh release hahaa. It doesn’t even hurt and I was more so trying to be dramatic and artistic. I really like playing catch too, I’m a tom boy and I have a good arm, throwing ball on the beach or football is fun. Summer I am going to DESTROY YOU.
And you get caught on various sides of the auditorium while games were in play or have to comb the entire building underground passageway labyrinth to make it back to your stuff or team or whatever to find they’re not there but on the other side where you just were. A great day of exercise for sure. White unitard superhero guy (I think they were the comic con team) was the last guy standing against us and he did a few funny poses because everyone was watching and it was his moment. So good.
Some teams appeared to be stacked and full of giants and it was terrifying a lot of the time I almost broke my arm running along a wall and getting my hand caught up in a partition and the sound of the balls hitting the baseboards were so loud and BANG eventually one came right off and we left it off DODGE THE SAVE QUEEN Oi oi Oi! See how much this is going to my head? Everyone else is saying they are adding it to their resumes HAahahahahah Yeah.
I left my hair a mess to stay punk. I fixed it later on.
Too competitive to wear docs or chucks. Teach wore chucks.
Costumes everywhere and it was tres hilar seeing people’s fall apart or do theme poses while being attacked by balls haha good times. What charity was this for again? We donated money and jerk marinade and tuna. Sounds like a party to me!
No future. No future. No future for you.
Most fun to watch play, his dress falling all off and said he looked online for the best thing to stuff with and a girl said bath poofs, she was right! Philip Seymour Hoffman in the dress was really good but injured his leg so sat like an old woman in a wheelchair for the rest of the afternoon. Hilarious. Funny cool people everywhere gettin’ up to hi-jinx it was pure jokes all day long.
See me in my backpack like an adorablah little ant. Yep that is me.
Fashion people, that’s Donatella and they also had a Lagerfeld that we thought looked like Beethoven at some points until Mike only had (or Steve? I can’t keep the Budd boys straight) his tie left and fake collar.
We are under attack.
And Kid Rock guy avoids?
Lets try it again.
And Nancy dodges!
Leopard leopard!
Three on one bullies.
Got it.
Here I come.
Also my roots are coming in so things are going to look a little more Spungen around here. Teacher was like and this was an outfit you had planned to wear today anyway ahahah yeah I made it from scraps laying around.
That’s my arch ringer nemesis from years ago (and friend too lol). He didn’t draft me because he didn’t know if I’d show this year and looky loo I am back from the dead hombre. Next year we can be on the same team. I didn’t mind leaving it up to random fate/chance the draft. Chris said they put all the names out on a pool table, based on experience and skill. Oh man I’d have liked a picture of that drunky sports fantasy football team/Churchill moment in time and I guess they made the right choice because our team ruled. Look he’s waving to people it would have been funny for everyone if I threw that ball right. Despite popular belief I am not actually an asshole though.
I was a gentleman and stopped myself and saved the ball for someone else as he is obvi out now but sometimes people just launch it anyway to get someone for a bonus JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT YOU ARE SO FUCKING OUT NOW hahahhaa.
Sometimes mid throw someone will yell stop, for you to save it for a triple assault. I think half the time you should just let nature occur because you took a bit of rageball power away from that READY TO GO throw, you know? A successful dodgeballer should not ever doubt themselves or think, just act and be courageous and confident and focus all of that energy from the bottom of your soul and direct it all to one place, as far and as hard and as fast as you can, and keep it below the neck. Oh I will show you romanticizing sports, Moneyball. Ps. thanks Chris for all of this and for keeping the Budd Cup tradition going for all these years!
Get him.
I mean seriously now how can you possibly beat a team of floating players. We were actually X-Men in disguise, fooled you’s.
In elem school track and field, shot put was my ONE THING other than high jump (and long jump) that I prevailed in, so yeah, when I say go long I MEAN IT. Christ!
Good gamesies after each match then you keep going in a circle after the long line and high five your whole team. I am easily delightible.
Too bad Lagerfeld lost his wig behind teach there. I want to know which team won best costumes, best chick and best dude.
Plenty of blond wigs in yesterday too, it made me blush a little bit Ha.
Also on my list. Um, and my hair is doing something about Mary more like something about Scary. There’s something about Raymi was the name of my radio show in Maine btw.
Next season. Love it!
His hair, his drink and this bag all match. Yay!
I was interviewed about the line, we just got there, I sounded believable I believe.
Tarek is the best. He is so quippy and rips on colleague ahhhh enjoyable.
Your bags are amazing too and you don’t age. Idol.
I am wearing false eyelashes. First times!
Remarking on my teeniness. Drink it in baby.
Growing out roots is pure hell and you gotta act like it’s fashionable haha right.
Fuzzy wuzzy Raymi made for touching and petting. Val is a superfine gal pal.
Casie has her claws in ya heehee.
Lots of sequins last night it must be in vogue. Love his jacket. Can I get away with cray jackets? I have my pink smythe one and wore it maybe twice. I’ll wear it first day of Spring on a stroll with the dog and everyone will walk into fire hydrants and cars will smash all around me rubber necking, say it with me now, “like cray”.
Kay dudes rad story times I gots ta shower now and off to my next stupid fucking adventure, stay tuned TGIFUCKOFF!
Right now life can be simplified in to two categories: EATING TACOS and WAITING TO EAT TACOS.
Effective! I want one right now.
Baahhahaha taco porn.
Then we said bye to Michael Nus. Lates guy see you in three months. What? I have friends in the city I don’t see for that long lol but any reason to party the minx will take.
I had a Mick Jagger costume change in between you betcha. Livin’ in between shit rules. Lots more of these pics later btw too.
Bech sent me another pic of me and Strombo for my Stromboner collection. I’ll keep him on my TO DO list for now haha.
Are you dopes trying to get me killed? ha.
My bicep work looks to be paying off. Ok colleague’s here gotta dash. I am wearing fake eylashes for my first time ever try not to stare at them too much. And these boots from bech’s designer whatever something friend but her big toe is too big she said and I said how do you have such a long toe are you an elf? SO I got them instead of the garbage.
Jules my adorablah little friend was oot and aboot. Remind me to link her blog it’s good and fresh.
ps. it’s apocalypse meow looking enough down here or what? Ron Sparks and I are enjoying a magic pony story time.
