Hey dudes here’s a bit from last night’s piss-up. Oh it delivered alright.
Warren took this one.
Thanks all SO much for coming! More sharesies later! Maybe Ill post some of my material. Dave’s impersonation of me was insanely perfect. He memorized a blog post and said it word for word with sassy Raymi the Minxisms. I died. Ill upload it for sure! Thanks for being part of my world, guys you mean the world to me.
Hello Raymi – time again for my approx six-monthly “hello” to you. This one occasioned by your 15th blogversary.
Many congratulations. It’s an outstanding landmark, and hard to believe that on and off I have been following your blog for most of that time… since around 2001 anyway. How I ever found it is a mystery but it is continually fabulous to be able to peer into a life so different to mine.
Good luck with the band… and whatever else your multi-faceted self is getting up to. Here’s the next 15 years.
I’m in ________, of all places, at the moment, having moved from London last year. I’ll likely have a bit of business in Toronto some time in the next six months so I meet seek out some lunch or dinner tips.
Keep being marvellous.
S.
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So I decided to give you a break from bed photos of me for ONE post and by you I meant me as well cos fuck does it ever get boring coming up with new captions for what is essentially the same photo over and over again like a big symphony of so what but I then realized I had no extra energy to blog anything other than photos of me on a bed right now so lets just get this over with. I’ve been writing stand-up material so all the creative juices are going that-a-way so just deal with these beautiful pictures of me instead thanks for understanding.
Tracey gets props for demanding I get into this get-up again.
This one is pretty water nymphe.
Here I am being blown away by the test shots on my phone.
Back in my look before the white dress.
My mom said not to use these ones because too much butt. BUT. This is what I look like. Is that not body shaming? Think about it. If Beth Ditto was in the same outfit in the same pose everyone would be fucking cheering good for her. Sorry that I have an ass fit for a statue.
Yes I am dying about it too it’s hella obscene ahahhaa.
This is the orig of the one everyone liked a lot that I instagrammed blahblergitty blah.
I think my ass has that quivering warp because I was ass nervous in front of my mom cos she was so against us being too provocative. It’s art. There is a story about a porn star being filmed by her own father, I’m saying grosser things have been done and there is nothing inappropriate in this shoot here. Look at Miley Cyrus. The end.
Okay I’ve come to the end of the pics I want to share now. Back to BOYLORD rehearsal + writing stand-up material. I am rather stoked about this Friday. Click the banner at the top of my blog to connect to the FACEBOOK event page, love!
Ps. Drag Queen Raymi!
Hi guys sorry I didn’t blog yesterday I was tired! You’re sick of me anyway so I’m sure you didn’t mind. At least I went through these shots and whittled down part II to 60 of them. O_O. I’m going to be posting less than that don’t worry. Being me is exhausting, in case you were wondering. I had other shit to do as well. I wrote more stand-up material too. Every time I say some sex jokes to my bro-friend he’s like NOPE! So that is a bit of a deterrent. Maybe I won’t invite him so I can make fun of him freely. I’m gonna have to get wicked fucking drunk to get through this.
I have confirmed a few celebs who will be in attendance this Friday. A celeb is someone who is more famous than me. So if you’re a Raymi fan and fan girl me plus see ME as a celebrity then boy are you in luck.
Guess why this one is cool it’s because it’s number 666! Blargh! Devil horns etc & so forth.
I bought those glasses that very day and look how dirty the lenses got so quickly.
The flyer original.
Lots of out takes. We had fun.
I was bed dancing. Trying to. We were having camera battery issues and losing daylight.
And I guess art was made.
If you want to ask me about that thing on my shoulder go right ahead. I can’t wait to go back to the plastic surgeon who screwed it all up and show him the fruits of his labours.
This is probably my typical resting emo face. I can ice you out like no other.
I’m in a baby crib. Symbology!
Hi again. Full original shot.
Can you figure out why I am laughing here. Hint: I farted.
These are all backwards in order btw.
And totally 100% my mom’s idea.
Try everything at least once no matter how cheesy I guess.
Sorry to be a douche and cut this short again, there’s just too many more to go.
Olive branch for now. I have writing to do. byeeeeeeeee
