Okay no more spoilers. Just wanted to share. BYE! Madonna look for these tomorrow. Madonna post here. And here too.
Monthly Archives: September 2012
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Um I wasn’t setting out to do a Barbie pose you see I was just feeling my nude nail polish and how it matches my tanned legs. They are tanned, you just can’t see any of it ahaha. The nail polish is called quick sand and we could write an essay on the merits of nude-anything but just take my word for it. Skin is sexy. Emulate skin.
Okay brosephs Raymbo newsletter has just landed on your feet. Prepare to be underwhelmed. Just kidding. Lets see how long it takes for me to write a word in quotations. Tarek, your bag is breathtaking! Thank you.
The funniest thing that happened, lets see. Maybe when one relative catapulted my salad up in the air at the wedding hangover hang in to my lap, the air, the floor, the carpet, the funny. I said thank god it wasn’t pasta (red sauce). It was awesome and not my fault. Things are typically my fault. I almost put my fault in quotations. Okay what else.
Steve made an exceptional speech, sang a traditional Slavic song accompanied by a guy with an accordian that got everyone up and singing then marched over to me, walked me to the middle of the dance floor and kissed me in front of everyone to get the lovely couple to kiss. Dude points. Big time.
I did laundry, got conceited and drunk between wedding and reception. It was some damn good me-quality time lol.
I will spare you from my dance videos. GIANT MAYBE ON THAT ONE.
We’ve been eating risotto and filet mignon since Saturday and I am actually getting skinnier somehow.
I and my table were completely gunned by this point. I came back to a slice of cake that looked like Spy vs. Spy and everyone laughed. At least one person did.
Our next big to-do is Madonna tomorrow night. My mom was texting me about if I had heard of a band called sheep dog. Mom, they’re called THE SHEEPDOGS btw. (that means by the way, by the way). Anyway, no we will not trade Madonna for the sheepdogs. I bet even The Sheepdogs would understand that. Safe travels ma love you.
My friends they are the stars
Except this time it’s not pretend. This was during my “blogger” scene. Why did I air-quotes that I dunno. But yeah, this was fun, I liked it. I saw some more shots yesterday and I am floored. Everyone is. Can’t wait.
I played solitaire for the first time on this laptop, there was no wifi. It doesn’t look like 1984 anymore on a current PC I was impressed. It doesn’t take much.
Def wearing my Dear Frankie banded underwear today. My hair is curled, Steve is already doing the wedding photo thing. My first layer of makeup is drying. I’m cab chitting it out to ‘sauga holla.
Took forevs to capture the bottle and get it non-blurry. I’d love to know the back story here. You’re a dad/it’s a girl OH SHIIIIT it’s payback time!
I have my American Beauty moments still, always will.
The day I met Steve.
Caught in the rain this day. Hot rain. I looked bush league soaked in it.
Quick brunch before pole dancing a few weeks back. GOTS TO GO BRO à bientôt!
How much is that blogger in the window
Look look!
I’m a Sexpert. Dr. Raymi Love. First the NYT (thrice, natch) and now Elle. Next week PLAYBOY. #hustla.
Nice piece Bobby! I’ve been harassing him since May about this one lol. Here’s what it was in full, which I guess I can post because 1. I wrote it and 2. It’s already in print. Kay here we go. I have zero recollection of what you are about to read, yay mystery post! I’m so Hunter S. right meow, no, the rum diary guy whatever guy that was. BURP.
Is confidence key (for men) in a club-like setting?
Yes definitely but not over-bravado, which can easily be mistook for THAT GUY IS SO A PLAYER. But in a club-like setting it doesn’t matter cos you can’t hear what is even going on cos you’re usually wasted or on drugs or probably both (this is coming from a party girl standpoint) so therefore the over-enthusiasm and attention is fully appreciated if the guy isn’t a letch, euro trash sleazy letchy and dry humping your leg. But at a place I’d go to with my classy (then get silly) girls, a place after work hours in the financial district where everyone is dripping with confidence, you must go the distance, cock-block, and buy her and her girls a round of drinks then you can chat them up for a good half hour and see if there is a spark. If you don’t have confidence, you can hide behind online dating and fake it til you make it.
Is there any way for a guy to “score” without being aggressive at a club/bar atmosphere?
Be devastatingly handsome and practise your best smouldering Clive Owen smouldering, brooding looks, stare puzzlingly into your glass, ignore everyone and wait for the prey to come to you. Wait til last call til the married lying bastards clear out and head home on the train. Wear an awesome outfit, have good style, avoid Trailer Park Boys, be GQ. What males in cinema are you drawn to or emulate, be them, but be yourself.
Do you feel obligated to chat with a guy after he’s bought you a drink?
If I didn’t want anything to do with him then I wouldn’t have accepted his offer, I’m not desperate and I have my own money but that’s not to say I haven’t taken advantage of these drunk perverts so you have to have your wits about you to know if you are being taken advantage of. What are you looking for, love or a bone? Women have motives too. Some guys buy you drinks and forgot they did, disappear, it’s bizarre, so we don’t get a chance to feel bought or obligated. The bar/club scene is a wild place. Some mammals buy you drinks, some don’t.
Will you dance (or entertain) somebody you haven’t talked to just because he’s approached you on the dance floor?
Yup. Life is short and I have come out of my shell unlike the shy girl I used to be despite the image of confidence I project. My mother is also very shy, but we are cute, I draw them in and she goes in for the kill like a tag team. Your buddies are your support system too, the more the merrier in a dating crew even mixing the sexes. I let the guy on the dancefloor know when enough is enough though that’s for sure. It can get awkward. Also, if I see a dude in a bar I like there is nothing stopping me from approaching him if I am feeling up to it. But I’m a girl’s girl, if there’s another bird with her talons in him I won’t bother.
Is it common in modern society for women to approach men in a bar setting? If that’s the case, do you (personally) use a more aggressive, or laid-back approach?
Depends on the talent of the room. There’s moments where you lock eyes and everyone else in the room goes away and it doesn’t matter how many trolls chairs or obstacles are in your path, you meet on the same playing level and then see if there’s a spark. I’ve been both laidback and aggressive. I think women are super aggressive these days than they used to be and yes it’s common, for alpha chicks, we are all getting hotter and preening and self pampering, there’s more women on the planet and not enough men to go around so tell all your loser single friends to man up already, we’re waiting now catch up.
(ps. I wrote all of this before I met Steve).
Well? TGI-EFF. Gotta scoot. xo your hero.
Laughing in air quotes
We shed a tear upon encountering this magnificent boat. Was that pretentious-sounding? Good. Maybe had I said vessel.
Nice pen Uncle Mike but what is Willy Wonka writing with now????
That sweater I found in this one Winners that has a great designer rack. Not telling you which one, bet you can figure it out/already know anyway.
See I can cook! I made bok choy slaw as a side too, it was really good. I have to watch the portions I make though because I will consume the pan or whatever Steve doesn’t eat.
Faaaaaaaaaaabulous. I could not believe what was happening to me when he pulled out that jar. We died. Everybody, died. Then we came back to life.
Tres adorable. Alexander has it all. He’s done A-listers. I can’t say who. I can say only me. Which gets me, where exactly? HEheh. Heart you Alexandurrrrr.
Gonna have to scan in our prints soon!
Geez, I nail poses down all day long then I pull a stunt like this? Tanya is the breast to Raymi and pee-s this photo is gettin’ mad creeped.
Evermore excited about this. We shot for 7 hours all over Salvador Darling this is at the very end of it I drank a lot of PBE yesterday and look how cool easy breezy I am, I loved working with those guys and Steve of course was a dream to be around and work with too I can’t wait to see the full reveal of yesterday’s frames. This is one of my looks. I have a few wardrobe variations. Steve gave me amazing hair. #hairwizard. The blog launch will be next Wednesday. Introducting Raymi Bunny.
I’m the East Coast blogger. I am Toronto. Toronto = Me + You times pi. I’ll be covering Social Media, Toronto (there’s that city again!) + pop culture. SO if you want this Bunny WRITER reporting on your “thing” do get in touch. Hop hop. My Bio and Why I want to write for Playboy Energy Canada is what’s going up Wednesday. Stoked. @_@ That is what stoked looks like if you haven’t slept. Which I have because I do photoshoots now.
Oh hi there. Excuse me while I wolf whistle. Thank you.
SICK BRO.
“I was like” to my gf if you say how hot he is one more time I am going to wrastle you and “she was like” You should stop pointing it out if you don’t want us to notice!! “and I was like” how am i pointing it out. i bet you beat off to him ahahahaha
AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHxldfhgbdfgb;lgb;dgbndfhnAND SHE WAS LIKE EW no!
On your blog you’re always pointing it out! Lolololand the rest is all private. Don’t shoot the hotness messenger I guess.
That shirt makes me so happy. That guy wearing it too.
Mmm Crystal Head. Cheers Toronto.
A lot of boats on the water. It was Labour Day after all.
Plus air show. Come for the air, stay for the show.
I love watching planes now.
One-pieces do work wonders. I almost got this in a size zero. Ridiculous.
Oh look a humongous airplane picture of my favourite plane that’s blurry.
Aye aye craptain. It’s urban olympics time. Is there anything uber cool tiffish tomorrow night I should go to as a vip party guest or? raymitheminxatgmail.com, lol. Turrah.
Adult Deals Daily RTM review!
Hi Frenemies! This is my latest Adult Deals Daily toy called the ONO Cleo Bath body massager and she is INTENSE! Maybe that’s why it took me so long to get this review up a bzz bzz bzzzzz if you know what I’m sayin’. The first time I stealthily brought her in to the tub with me I was a little verklempt (yes, I was choked with emotion thanks Urbs Dick) as to how I was going to do the whole wall-mounted love-party-of-one thang-a-lang if I couldn’t get it to adhere to the porcelain walls (sick reno btw bro) so I did what any self-respecting person might: I poured a bath and buffed my sorrows away using the flat surface of the ONO. Then, as I showered I noticed the glass wall and was like DUHHH. I slapped the suction cup on and voila, party time. You can also use it as a straight up massager if your shoulders hurt which they always seem to for chicks (not mine though, mine are awesome).
See? She looks pretty relaxed.
Here’s a few hanging out in a sexy bath.
And what it looks like chillin’ on the suction cup. So if you didn’t want to mount it obviously that is no problem, it can be considered a couple’s massager as well leaving ample room for the Christmas ghost between ya’s for horseplay and because it has 8 diverse speeds, is uber powerful and possesses 6 intensity settings mark my words MAGIC WILL HAPPEN. Also, how happy are you for me for getting one in purple? Close enough to pink yeah.
The Ono has a one year warranty and takes 3 double A batteries. You can stick it to your sliding glass door (don’t forget to draw the blinds) if not the bath. It’s a powerful pleasurable gadget with versatile uses. The Ono is silky smooth to the touch, vibrant in colour with fully waterproof skin designed to glide sensuously along your body’s contours. How’s that for a visual? Right now she’s on special for $69 (LOL) so now’s the time to act. Adult Deals Daily have loads more swag deals available too, many best sellers, Toy Stories and free organic lube with every purchase! Plus this:
Have an epic day! ps. my hair extensions? Right!?
Lazy weekender
Aye aye captain Zissou.
Finally got the boy on the boat this w/e to watch the air show from the lake, bonus idea me! After seeing the planes from land all weekend long (since Thursday when they began practicing) I had been itching to go out there. Sometimes the city makes me claustrophobic and being close to water but not on it, even worse. And that gorge weather. I sometimes get summer sadness thanks to FOMO (fear of missing out) I now realize. That’s why we do so many things because we are afraid if we don’t our existences will be meaningless. I think we are too hard on ourselves.
I know life isn’t always about fun and games (the control freaks will counter with) but seeing water loving people adorn their cray ship with these guys kind of straightens you out a little. I love the eccentrics. When we passed them back into harbor they asked if we caught anything, I said no, but we watched the air show and they were like THAT IS AMAZING.
Perhaps it’s supposed to confuse thieves. “I just sharted bro.” Ahahaha totally.
Papa enjoying some organic yellow watermelon we bought from the farmer’s market and our favourite chips that Nana also buys. She couldn’t make it out yesterday, aw boo.
This photo is going to get me through winter, those bleak months when we are nice shades of alabaster. What’s Wednesday Addams up to these days?
Fap fap fap. j/k no i’m not. j/k j/k j/k omgosh you guys.
Cheesyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Sometimes I have Italian mannerisms I suppose. Guess who has even more!?
Sometimes I like the candid ones then two days later I am like WHAT HAVE I DONE!!
I think I look like my papa a lot, sometimes. I sure say sometimes a lot. Anyway. Mom am I right?
Steve you look hot here. And everywhere. And today’s weather couldn’t be more opposite. Wahh. Suck attack central over here.
Here are my pin-up ones. I have to get my s- together for my Playboy shoot tomorrow. I’m going to have hair extensions too O_O I am kind of nervous as hell. I will “kill it” though and I have assembled a pro hair, makeup + photographer team (okay Steve did) so that will “make it” but I am just wardrobe flustered (as usual) is all, do I copy the other girls or do my own thing? Do we shoot in a bar or in studio, or both? I just want it all done lickity split and have no one annoyed at me. Being pre-menses is not helping matters any more either but getting a lot of shut-eye the last few days has, plus tonight. I am all about boring girlfriend duties until the weekend is over, stamped it. Now how to manage tiff stuff will be another thing-thang to worry about til after tomorrow. See how helpful blogging can be?
Titanic time. Don’t ever let go Jack.
It was pretty choppy waters, now I “get it” when I’m texting my uncle about east winds and insisting it is calm but it’s not, winds on the water are a whole other thing entirely. We fought some crazy waves on the way back it was pretty gangster.
Oh I’m sorry, am I blocking your view of the CN Tower?
It was a lovely day out thanks again so very much Uncle Mike!
When I shower later I’ll inspect my boat bruises, hope I don’t have any. It happens, you’re on water. On the couch last night with my eyes closed (so beat from the sun) I felt like I was rocking still, it was trippy. Stopped myself before any nausea could sink in though.
This one can also be enjoyed upside down.
It’s my blog and I can do as I please. Very well then.
Probs not snowbirds, but lovebirds.
Steve you got good ones. Mine will all be horrible no doubt.
Here we have a pilot bro experiencing a classic RTM double point.
Unfortch I can’t make the machine gun noises my dad and brother do.
Oh right, an air show is going on.
Have mercy.
Fine then don’t.
They’re like ants on camera, sorry everyone go watch your own damn air show.
I love double Sunday
Make it count!
