Adult Deals Daily RTM review!
Hi Frenemies! This is my latest Adult Deals Daily toy called the ONO Cleo Bath body massager and she is INTENSE! Maybe that’s why it took me so long to get this review up a bzz bzz bzzzzz if you know what I’m sayin’. The first time I stealthily brought her in to the tub with me I was a little verklempt (yes, I was choked with emotion thanks Urbs Dick) as to how I was going to do the whole wall-mounted love-party-of-one thang-a-lang if I couldn’t get it to adhere to the porcelain walls (sick reno btw bro) so I did what any self-respecting person might: I poured a bath and buffed my sorrows away using the flat surface of the ONO. Then, as I showered I noticed the glass wall and was like DUHHH. I slapped the suction cup on and voila, party time. You can also use it as a straight up massager if your shoulders hurt which they always seem to for chicks (not mine though, mine are awesome).
See? She looks pretty relaxed.
Here’s a few hanging out in a sexy bath.
And what it looks like chillin’ on the suction cup. So if you didn’t want to mount it obviously that is no problem, it can be considered a couple’s massager as well leaving ample room for the Christmas ghost between ya’s for horseplay and because it has 8 diverse speeds, is uber powerful and possesses 6 intensity settings mark my words MAGIC WILL HAPPEN. Also, how happy are you for me for getting one in purple? Close enough to pink yeah.
The Ono has a one year warranty and takes 3 double A batteries. You can stick it to your sliding glass door (don’t forget to draw the blinds) if not the bath. It’s a powerful pleasurable gadget with versatile uses. The Ono is silky smooth to the touch, vibrant in colour with fully waterproof skin designed to glide sensuously along your body’s contours. How’s that for a visual? Right now she’s on special for $69 (LOL) so now’s the time to act. Adult Deals Daily have loads more swag deals available too, many best sellers, Toy Stories and free organic lube with every purchase! Plus this:
Have an epic day! ps. my hair extensions? Right!?
those shorts are amaze
yep there’s a money shot snuck in there accidentally
this post was hilarious! vibrators still make me nervous maybe you could buy me one for my 40th? FOURTIETH OMG
See haters, it’s always about humour on RTM stop allowing your jealousy to suck all the humour out of things thxkbye. Steph I will def get you one!
How do you feel about the classic quote from Howard Stern, “Once you go plastic, men ain’t so fantastic”
I feel like I despise that word and thought you were talking about breast implants at first which also might apply.