Do you guys see what I have to deal with, with these fucking people here? Imagine a kaleidoscope full of every single emotion imaginable, walk of life, freak, ups, downs, highs, lows, contacting you every single day, mental problems knocks on your door. OTHER PEOPLE’S MENTAL PROBLEMS.
Without further ado I give you a creature of obsessive habit, person specimen what is known as “sam smith” she or he is fucked up as hell, finds other internet personalities who have all stumbled on to huge success (it’s a lottery dude, not a given) and then emails me about them? She is obsessed with internet phenomena, it is apparent but I don’t see the necessity in sharing your gay news clippings like my grandma or dad do, uh? Get some friends. If you have friends, would you tell them you emailed me like you do?
You gotta change your plan..
Cause after 11 yrs it’s getting you nowhere. Especially since little girls like this one below accomplish more and do something more productive with their own blogs in a much shorter amount of time.
I have no idea what is said or goes down so, let me know the highlights I got shit to do haha. Oh mom.
Should have brought two bottles of champagne.
This has been on my fridge for weeeeeks.
Wore my Valentine K sweater!
My summary about the next episode of Creeps is, my mom was shocked by how calm I was because normally I am screaming and swearing at her (she winds me up) but I was like mom, it’s scripted, we take turns, tv shows have organization behind them despite how messy they can sometimes appear. Also they talk in your ear to try to get you to goad the contestant, it’s funny, and I tried to be a talk hog as much as I could but I also felt like I got my moment on the last episode. My mom wishes she was feistier, I think she stands her ground pretty firm and looks hot too. It’ll be a fun show to watch and cringe. Hoping to get our clips for my blob for everyone to see.
Lots and lots of wig pics comin’ right up! Danger playing with wigs cos that’s the next step to dying your hair dark. Noooo I look so good but whyyyyyyyyyy can’t I be both? MY EPISODE IS UP if you missed it last night, it’ll be up alll week loooong. How can we rip it for the American Little Raymis to see? Halp please.
(Psst I have no eyebrows in these photos, my “face” isn’t on yet not to hyper-focus/draw attention or anything and these photos were taken with a program called Motion FX so there are funny light effects in them that are barely noticeable/noticeable).
Dear Raymi
Subject: Random
I should be far too embarrassed to admit this but I found your twitter feed in a round about way that started out with me watching Jersey Shore. Yes a 36 yr old male watching Jersey Shore and saw and ad for that Creeps show and well I creeped and eventually stumbled upon your blog.
The underwear shots lured me in but I have to tell you its slightly addictive to kind of go through your life in pics and captions.
Anyway hopefully not too random and creepy but thanks for the entertainment on a boring Thursday night! Have bookmarked the blog already.
Thanks bro its mad flattering actually no worries comment write any time at least ya knew me before shit hit the mtv fan been doing it over a decade haha raymi
well I would have signed up to help you win it….that thing wont fit in my ass….but it sure is pretty…
hahaha feel free to spread the word
Well your blog keeps me entertained at work and your ass looks incredible in that red number so its the least I can do….will do my part
Thank u thanks and comment don’t forget I love those!
I just gave you my comments! But yes will do so on the site as well! Does it bother you slightly when guys just go on and on about the pics? I mean I went to the site initially because your hot and like to dress up but stayed and come back because of some voyeuristic nature inside me finds it incredibly fascinating to continue checking in daily. Anyway sorry for the novel will start commenting on the site!
i am going to blog this chat. i am all things blog obsessed. i indulge people who email me because i feel a connection to them, if they’re nice and seemingly get me you can bother me all day long times however many years. i have many friends guys and girls of all ages i’ve never met before but help me get through my day whether they know it or not. i like comments because it is less isolating and engenders a discussion, i am oldschool and very content gung-ho and comments i am told are a big part of my blog too, apparently i’m the only blog that has interesting comments, now i dont think that but i see what was meant by that opinion. at the short of it, it helps me in my opinion to have comments because i reply, more people come to watch. i say a lot of offensive shit and then no one says anything, maybe im too forward or they are scared i dunno. being erotic is part of my thing i guess, i just wanted to be good looking and have people like me for that. i know it’s silly but i see myself as a science experiment too a little bit. I have substance, I make time for people which proves alleged said substance so people (men) stick around once they’ve been sucked in my my butt.
thanks for being a fan/friend
by all means feel free….I would be happy for people to read what I think about your blog.
So to summarize….comments are great and help add to the dynamic of the site but feel free to email you anytime I want? Oh and I can make comments on your physical appearance as well? Oh and that you’re a lil tipsy to help calm your nerves? (Its really the best medicine anyway).
Good luck tonight will have to make sure I tune in!
it shows i have an army and helps fight the haterade and show that im not that bad afterall (not at all bad) some times i am broke some times i am not people think im living this fantasy reality but i still need money to make this blog happen. comments are a part of it its like saying thank you raymi
Casie is here. Gotta gothe show begins! Ack! Heading over to O’Nizzler Laurenocide‘s for 9 cos we don’t get MTV here how ironic. Just think Canadian Little Raymis, our eyes will all be drinking in the same air at the same time tonight. I want to hear your opinions about it too, only the good stuff. And if I’m unhappy about how I came off, i shall rebut.
Malivoire is a delicious wine, not cheap. It’s open and cleansing and you can go through a bottle like that. Yes I am a wine snob.
My hair was various degrees of insane on Saturday night. Wild Woman!
I have beer halls on the brain now.
Dad’s brunch burger.
This is what Flava flav had when he came to wakestock.
Nothing like a free $50.
My brunch. It was wash hair day so everyone had to wait longer and semi-fed themselves food so it warranted a lunch menu item (for my dad) when I had my breakfast. You know when you can feel the anger of the house when you are taking like a half hour long shower maybe 45 minutes, pulsing through your head, throbbing contempt as you stand under the showerhead trying to blast the hottest of water into your soul, like a zombie becoming pure, reborn again. I wrote material as I stood there. About how I could feel hate coming through walls at me Lol. It better get laughs!
A 2010. I buy gorgeous wine at my dad’s for Bingington. I was pre-celebrating tonight (MTV AIRS MY EPISODE OF MTV CREEPS AT 9:30PM!) all weekend long. Leapfrog back flip wheee.
An emo dusk, cold. Cold as hell cold. Which isn’t cold at all so what is the deal with that fuckin’ saying? I wrote material all weekend long and jokes on the spot at my dad’s. He said there are no funny women comics, I said but, I am funnier than you! Confidence is 80% of it. I wish I did stand up prior to mtv I have more confidence now since doing it. You will see. I’m still a bundle of shivering nerves but I repurpose that energy for good, for laughs!
I imagine Kanye might have or something, surely this is how the rich kids do it. 24 Karat Gold at that. Never going to be betrothed? Fill your hole with gold instead (of on that finger). It may be a man’s world but we can get on without ‘em.
With a $425 retail valued vibrating rod of independence! I have been looking forward to this erotic give-away for awhile now, EXCLUSIVE only to raymitheminx.com as lets face it I am the whore of Blogylon so who better else than moi to give away something so gorgeously crass?
The only business that’s got to go down is clicking the golden dildo, typing in your NAME and EMAIL and voila you have entered. I just did it. Name: RAYMILAUREN Email: raymitheminxATgmail.com SIMPLE and no catch. Remember the American Apparel Free $10 vouchers I spread around Christmas time, no catch there either? This is just like that, you guys can trust me :).
And, it’s not just good for women who don’t need men, there’s men who like men who don’t need men too! Or enter for your wife cos your schnitzel is on holiday. Need I remind you that Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, it would be groovy to win in time for not having a boyfriend by then and/or it’s the perfect gift! We gave a girlfriend a vibrator once and there is no shortage on awkward when the unwrapping goes down and now I’m passing the opportunity (and good vibes) on to you dear Little Raymis.
Working on new blog layout. Things will be looking cooler here very soon!
Guess what folks, tonight at 9:30PM RAYMBO TIME (Toronto and whatever lol) on MTV it’s my episode of Creeps TONIGHT! TOMORROW AGH! I have broken out in to zits for the occasion. I REPEAT, TOMORROW NIGHT 9:30PM NOT TONIGHT. Holy fucking stupidcalafragalistic. The both times I sat to edit this dumb blurb I have been interrupted. URG.
Reblogging Rebel Yell on vimeo cos big surprise, it was previously flagged on the true loser user experience what is known as youtube thanks to some troll.
You are now free to enjoy freely, now.
It’s Christmas here forever. I don’t care, the ornaments are gone all that’s left to do is just fold this thing up and stuff it in a box (pre-strung lit!) and call it a day.
