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I kind of want to see her again and note if she wigs out all the time or not.
I also lol'd at the shitty haircut finale. A well written tale of something we've all either experienced or...
this is the greatest blog ever written. A tale for the ages. RAYMI IS THE BEST! I gave her 1 dollar and she...
I've never had anything like this happen to me before.. was she saying anything?
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Posted on March 17, 2005 by raymi

going to a cross-dresser’s art show tonite. an in-secret cross-dresser. ooh scandal. pfft.

this could be yours, oh yes.

i seriously have to do laundry. i just opened a backpack full of dirty dog smelling clothes in the hopes of a few clean treasures stuffed in there. no dice. so now i have to be inventive with my outfits and put things together that are clean but shit i haven’t worn in quite a long time and try and pull it all off as hip. what a loser.

also i think it’s time to visit the dentist. i haven’t been since i was 18. i had my tongue pierced then and i was afraid to go ‘cos i thought he would give me shit for having my molars chipped from the barbell so i avoided going and now after a ’bout of severe self-involvement in the bathroom just now, i have discovered that i am able to chip tiny tooth-slivers off of my teeth using just my finger nails.

that’s just great.

maybe i should have dentures and get it over with.

Posted on March 17, 2005 by raymi

This Devil’s Workday

All those people that you know.
All those people that you know.
All those people that you know,
floatin’ in the river are logs.

I could buy myself a reason.
I could sell myself a job.
I could hang myself on treason.
All the folks I know are gone.

All the people that you know.
All the people that you know.
All the people that you know
floatin’ in the river are logs.

So I ate the wedding cake
’til the whole damn thing was gone.
And I’m gonna drown the ocean.
Now ain’t none o’ that so wrong?

All the people that you know.
All those people that you know.
All those people that you know
floatin’ in the river are gone.

Gonna take this sack of puppies.
Gonna set it out to freeze.
Gonna climb around on all fours
’til all the blood falls out my knees.

All the people that you know.
All the people that you know.
All those people that you know
floatin’ in the river are logs.

Well let’s take this potted plant
to the woods and set it free.
I’m gonna tell the owners
just how nice that was of me.

I could buy myself a reason.
I could sell myself a job.
I could hang myself on treason.
Oh I am my own damn god.
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA

Posted on March 17, 2005 by raymi

this dinkus was on the megatouch machine all nite long so fil and i were forced to talk to each other. speaking of fil i will be writing on his blog the next couple days because he went to indonesia to get sneakers.

today is st. paddy’s day and this means i will be 2/3 more drunk tonite than i usually am. me!

i’m about to wash my hair to see what my DIY bangs will look like after a rinse and blow-dry. i pointed out the hack job to my brother and he said oh my god you’re retarded and i said whatever man it looks coooool!

one last look at retard hippie no bangs hair, ya’ll.

Posted on March 16, 2005 by raymi

i didn’t get chinese food yesterday however after band practise i destroyed half a bag of chips and onion dip and then fil goes oh man i’m not even hungry but then he started eating and couldn’t stop and i was already feeling nauseous and bloaty on the couch drinking rum that his parents brought back from the dominican and forcing my eyes to stay open until 2am for the chapelle show.

you know there’s that type of person who when you’re watching something funny with and you’re suppose to laugh at a certain part and so everyone is laughing but the person has already seen the whatever it is you’re all watching so said person is anticipating the funny part and so when it happens and then that person explains to you why that part is suppose to be funny like you are retarded and makes you sure you all fully understand why you are laughing.

i am that person.

but not all of the time.

ok most of the time.

sometimes i get jokes more than other people do i think but then i remember that i am not the only person in the world who has seen television.

but then sometimes you’re sitting with a dumb person who doesn’t know anything about anything and then you explain to them why it’s funny and they are so greatful and you feel like the funniest most smart person but then someone else pipes up and corrects the shit out of you and you realise that something you thought for 5 years was wrong and it actually meant something else and so the dumb person witnesses this correction and they immediately lose all respect for you.

Posted on March 16, 2005 by raymi

i have butchered bangs now, go 80’s! i did it with the kitchen scissors and tied a tiny hair elastic around the trimmings and am now accepting bids for raymitheminx.com’s first ever hair auction. tony got some kids to buy his shorn off afro so maybe one of yous guys can make a hair doll out of my clippings and sleep with it and then maybe clone me one day? staple it to your forehead?

i don’t expect anyone to actually want my hair btw though in the back of my mind, i do.

Posted on March 15, 2005 by raymi