How to get celebrity* attention

*the attention of one, rather. lol. By outshining them at their own event. I don’t want to wear this dress tonight but I just clued in that Susan Sarandon will be at the launch party and I missed her last time. I wore a big crazy kaftan once and Granny Garbanzo from Big Comfy Couch fell in love with me. Costumes work.

This hat is dumb but necessary as it’s pouring rain. I am not in the mood to go out but I am starving and planning on eating dinner while playing ping pong. Leslie I will mail your painting this week! So busted!

Comin’ for ya Susan Sarandon.

Just need to make a pitstop on the way to get new tights.

Wish me luck buh-bye.

After that I have a business meeting at a hotel bar. How Gotham.