Check this flattering pervery comment, Gee zus! Girl you are the most sultry sexy stunning woman. Do you have to beat the men off with a stick? And to use the cunning double-entendre of your pussy coming? I’m hard as a rock for you. The world needs more women like you! Your newest number 1 fan! I tried to read it in the car with colleague driving back from the interview and I was like SHH Be quiet I am working. I think he sees driving me around as therapy HIM sessions? My brain is split in to 4 different areas, the past, the present and the future and what is going on in my email, what my next blog is going to be and the stacked schedule of December (holiday, events, burlesque, blog, blogvertorials, staying skinny, when is my period, was I just a stupid fucking idiot on camera?) so sorry if I have to cut off some sentences here and there. I don’t have time for chit chat right now. I know that sounds bitchy but I don’t care. I see myself like a 60 year old italian business guy, shut the fuck up ya jabrones does this lead to $ and is it happening in the next 6 hours? Yes but no? Then it can wait. Gettin’ Shit done. Women in the business place are not taken as seriously. It’s bullshit.
Have to come up with a name for our Xmas show! That’s what I am doing right now.
I think that these are a bit much but I don’t care. I am in the prime of my life. Primal. I am not making excuses for who or what I am. I do what I please and I go about my business and it’s funny once you go zen how many jerks dive in your path trying so hard to fuck with your game, they lash out, correct you because they feel inferior maybe. I have seen and experienced it all.
My mom said just ignore and act superior. I said, I already am lol. Why why how timely is this article, thanks jezebel! Turns out bitches be jeals for reals!
Getting sick of looking at these. Sorry MJ much.
Bingo! Very Betty right? I have a fifties diner outfit badly.
Need to do more squats.
Still got it though.
My prop was problematic at points, all tangly and so some dopey pics to show for it.
Must get it perfect.
Interview went great, shot over YDS and the Sheepdogs were performing in the background, very today live or whatever dumb morning shows broadcast in Times Square (I miss NYC BAD). One down, one more to go. Now I am nice and seasoned for tonight’s thing, I’ll still be super nervous but when am I not? I might wear this:
We’ll be standing so I’ll get to showcase my long legs.
Can you tell I don’t know how to professionally tap dance? I know right. Just barely, I’m so good! I studied the tap dancing guy on Sesame Street closely. Tap dance yo problems away! Adding whatever dumb floor posing pics have uploaded to this post now, should have just added it to the previous one. Ok I will do that. Done. I am a fan of mashing everything in to one giant post as always, same shit right? Right.
I love a saucy mystery.
Omg sometimes it is like a crazy person is writing this thing. Ha ha.
Bunny said some girls just get so jealous they fuck with you hardcore because of it, guys too. Oh man she has stories. It’s just so suffocating when apparently everything I do for myself to achieve in my field apparently warrants such gross malevolence. Yah fucker look it up!
My Fred Astaire Puttin’ on the Ritz dance was better I think but it’s not christmas, this will likely be one of my solos. Enjoy it while you can before some housewife flags it. Oh haters, there’s actual burlesque performances with nipple pasties and all on youtube and no one flags them, way more revealing than mine. You sad. Thank you for getting in my way, I’ll throw the others on youtube just in case.
This is a Paul Frank hat of Teacher’s, he said it doesn’t look good on him. Over-sized hats on chicks work.
Lol it’s so bad.
Bunny you forgot your apron. She’s going to alter my santa dress to make it ho ho ho-ier.
Had fun with being dive-bombed by the cat. She kept coming for me.
Nathan your piece is over the stairs now and looks awesome there. No I do not hate you ;).
OMFG.
No time no time gotta go last minute again why do I do this? I am in a documentary web series about digital blabbity blah this and that and some big deal types are also included in it, it’s an honour. PEACE!
