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September 14, 2012

Our little kingdom (Moonrise, moonrise!) for 24 hours. It was a scene.

I don’t get drunk. I get awesome. Well then folks, I WAS THE MOST AWESOME EVER! I wore this dress cos my Jackie O woulda been a Jackie No based on my blotation comfort zone.

Dinner at Ki was delish, and quick. We were on a time budj. My first time at Ki actually. I’ve heard the stories so, no need mes amis I get it.

Thanks Stoli!

Getting ready in the room.

It was an interesting show. What did you think Bechnique? (She went to the second night).

Big-ups to Steve’s shirt.

We discovered an envelope slipped beneath the door of our room after real sports (food after the concert, amazing wings).

We did not last to the end of that movie (Dark Shadows) and this is at Le Germain, Hotel Le Germain? I dunno. We had a grand time. I always struggle with 24H time-telling.

We made fun of that Honey I shrunk the Kids ant leg pillow, what is it? Multi-purpose and scary! Your head does not sink in to it no matter how long you wait. Yes it looks like beads. It keeps you upright when the movie is on. It’s for night owls. Stop staring at my bruise.

And the guy doing the never-ending crunch portrait on the wall…? HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

Having a crashpad right beside the concert venue is super fun. More costume changes made possible. Going down for a smoke, walking around a very convenient small circle for 24 hours it was just too indulgent.

Hi everyone.

Taking it all in.

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September 13, 2012

Staycations <3. Off to the Drive-in.



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September 12, 2012

This could be you! With me! And us!

And on top of that I have an exclusive $5 off ticket purchasing DISCOUNT Coupon Code: RAY5OFF. Be sure to use it. This deal expires Friday, don’t blow it. I would hate to see you five dollars poorer, and steinless. Now here’s how the Toronto Oktoberfest event will be organized through all that beer drank-a-lankin':

Thursday October 4th: Tapping of the Keg (ballin’ with traditions now brah!) Includes a complimentary beer (Liking it!) 5-8pm. THEN it turns into Rocktoberfest 8:30-12:30am – Includes a complimentary beer.

Friday October 5th: Bavarian Happy Hour 5pm-8pm Includes a complimentary authentic 34 ounce beer stein (AWESOME!) and then the Oktoberfest Closing Party begins 8:30pm-12:30am Includes a complimentary beer.

I am picturing Steve with a feathered Robin Hood hat on and it’s so cute, I die. Get your tickets by Friday kay thanks bye.

You know how I take things 1000% seriously. Now’s your chance to too. Rememer that my discount link is for individual ticket purchase discount, so more savings. Use it bro! Or bro-girl. Fraulein I mean.



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September 11, 2012

Okay no more spoilers. Just wanted to share. BYE! Madonna look for these tomorrow. Madonna post here. And here too.



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Um I wasn’t setting out to do a Barbie pose you see I was just feeling my nude nail polish and how it matches my tanned legs. They are tanned, you just can’t see any of it ahaha. The nail polish is called quick sand and we could write an essay on the merits of nude-anything but just take my word for it. Skin is sexy. Emulate skin.

Okay brosephs Raymbo newsletter has just landed on your feet. Prepare to be underwhelmed. Just kidding. Lets see how long it takes for me to write a word in quotations. Tarek, your bag is breathtaking! Thank you.

The funniest thing that happened, lets see. Maybe when one relative catapulted my salad up in the air at the wedding hangover hang in to my lap, the air, the floor, the carpet, the funny. I said thank god it wasn’t pasta (red sauce). It was awesome and not my fault. Things are typically my fault. I almost put my fault in quotations. Okay what else.

Steve made an exceptional speech, sang a traditional Slavic song accompanied by a guy with an accordian that got everyone up and singing then marched over to me, walked me to the middle of the dance floor and kissed me in front of everyone to get the lovely couple to kiss. Dude points. Big time.

I did laundry, got conceited and drunk between wedding and reception. It was some damn good me-quality time lol.

I will spare you from my dance videos. GIANT MAYBE ON THAT ONE.

We’ve been eating risotto and filet mignon since Saturday and I am actually getting skinnier somehow.

I and my table were completely gunned by this point. I came back to a slice of cake that looked like Spy vs. Spy and everyone laughed. At least one person did.

Our next big to-do is Madonna tomorrow night. My mom was texting me about if I had heard of a band called sheep dog. Mom, they’re called THE SHEEPDOGS btw. (that means by the way, by the way). Anyway, no we will not trade Madonna for the sheepdogs. I bet even The Sheepdogs would understand that. Safe travels ma love you.

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September 8, 2012

Except this time it’s not pretend. This was during my “blogger” scene. Why did I air-quotes that I dunno. But yeah, this was fun, I liked it. I saw some more shots yesterday and I am floored. Everyone is. Can’t wait.

I played solitaire for the first time on this laptop, there was no wifi. It doesn’t look like 1984 anymore on a current PC I was impressed. It doesn’t take much.

Def wearing my Dear Frankie banded underwear today. My hair is curled, Steve is already doing the wedding photo thing. My first layer of makeup is drying. I’m cab chitting it out to ‘sauga holla.

Took forevs to capture the bottle and get it non-blurry. I’d love to know the back story here. You’re a dad/it’s a girl OH SHIIIIT it’s payback time!

I have my American Beauty moments still, always will.

The day I met Steve.

Caught in the rain this day. Hot rain. I looked bush league soaked in it.

Quick brunch before pole dancing a few weeks back. GOTS TO GO BRO à bientôt!



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September 7, 2012

Vasko is a genius.

Look look!

I’m a Sexpert. Dr. Raymi Love. First the NYT (thrice, natch) and now Elle. Next week PLAYBOY. #hustla.

Nice piece Bobby! I’ve been harassing him since May about this one lol. Here’s what it was in full, which I guess I can post because 1. I wrote it and 2. It’s already in print. Kay here we go. I have zero recollection of what you are about to read, yay mystery post! I’m so Hunter S. right meow, no, the rum diary guy whatever guy that was. BURP.

Is confidence key (for men) in a club-like setting?

Yes definitely but not over-bravado, which can easily be mistook for THAT GUY IS SO A PLAYER. But in a club-like setting it doesn’t matter cos you can’t hear what is even going on cos you’re usually wasted or on drugs or probably both (this is coming from a party girl standpoint) so therefore the over-enthusiasm and attention is fully appreciated if the guy isn’t a letch, euro trash sleazy letchy and dry humping your leg. But at a place I’d go to with my classy (then get silly) girls, a place after work hours in the financial district where everyone is dripping with confidence, you must go the distance, cock-block, and buy her and her girls a round of drinks then you can chat them up for a good half hour and see if there is a spark. If you don’t have confidence, you can hide behind online dating and fake it til you make it.

Is there any way for a guy to “score” without being aggressive at a club/bar atmosphere?

Be devastatingly handsome and practise your best smouldering Clive Owen smouldering, brooding looks, stare puzzlingly into your glass, ignore everyone and wait for the prey to come to you. Wait til last call til the married lying bastards clear out and head home on the train. Wear an awesome outfit, have good style, avoid Trailer Park Boys, be GQ. What males in cinema are you drawn to or emulate, be them, but be yourself.

Do you feel obligated to chat with a guy after he’s bought you a drink?

If I didn’t want anything to do with him then I wouldn’t have accepted his offer, I’m not desperate and I have my own money but that’s not to say I haven’t taken advantage of these drunk perverts so you have to have your wits about you to know if you are being taken advantage of. What are you looking for, love or a bone? Women have motives too. Some guys buy you drinks and forgot they did, disappear, it’s bizarre, so we don’t get a chance to feel bought or obligated. The bar/club scene is a wild place. Some mammals buy you drinks, some don’t.

Will you dance (or entertain) somebody you haven’t talked to just because he’s approached you on the dance floor?

Yup. Life is short and I have come out of my shell unlike the shy girl I used to be despite the image of confidence I project. My mother is also very shy, but we are cute, I draw them in and she goes in for the kill like a tag team. Your buddies are your support system too, the more the merrier in a dating crew even mixing the sexes. I let the guy on the dancefloor know when enough is enough though that’s for sure. It can get awkward. Also, if I see a dude in a bar I like there is nothing stopping me from approaching him if I am feeling up to it. But I’m a girl’s girl, if there’s another bird with her talons in him I won’t bother.

Is it common in modern society for women to approach men in a bar setting? If that’s the case, do you (personally) use a more aggressive, or laid-back approach?

Depends on the talent of the room. There’s moments where you lock eyes and everyone else in the room goes away and it doesn’t matter how many trolls chairs or obstacles are in your path, you meet on the same playing level and then see if there’s a spark. I’ve been both laidback and aggressive. I think women are super aggressive these days than they used to be and yes it’s common, for alpha chicks, we are all getting hotter and preening and self pampering, there’s more women on the planet and not enough men to go around so tell all your loser single friends to man up already, we’re waiting now catch up.

(ps. I wrote all of this before I met Steve).

Well? TGI-EFF. Gotta scoot. xo your hero.



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September 6, 2012

Another look from yesterday. I needed a better leader picture than the boring (amazing)(albeit boring) boat below. Okay now I can go for a jog.

We shed a tear upon encountering this magnificent boat. Was that pretentious-sounding? Good. Maybe had I said vessel.

Nice pen Uncle Mike but what is Willy Wonka writing with now????

That sweater I found in this one Winners that has a great designer rack. Not telling you which one, bet you can figure it out/already know anyway.

See I can cook! I made bok choy slaw as a side too, it was really good. I have to watch the portions I make though because I will consume the pan or whatever Steve doesn’t eat.

Faaaaaaaaaaabulous. I could not believe what was happening to me when he pulled out that jar. We died. Everybody, died. Then we came back to life.

Tres adorable. Alexander has it all. He’s done A-listers. I can’t say who. I can say only me. Which gets me, where exactly? HEheh. Heart you Alexandurrrrr.

Gonna have to scan in our prints soon!

Geez, I nail poses down all day long then I pull a stunt like this? Tanya is the breast to Raymi and pee-s this photo is gettin’ mad creeped.

Evermore excited about this. We shot for 7 hours all over Salvador Darling this is at the very end of it I drank a lot of PBE yesterday and look how cool easy breezy I am, I loved working with those guys and Steve of course was a dream to be around and work with too I can’t wait to see the full reveal of yesterday’s frames. This is one of my looks. I have a few wardrobe variations. Steve gave me amazing hair. #hairwizard. The blog launch will be next Wednesday. Introducting Raymi Bunny.

I’m the East Coast blogger. I am Toronto. Toronto = Me + You times pi. I’ll be covering Social Media, Toronto (there’s that city again!) + pop culture. SO if you want this Bunny WRITER reporting on your “thing” do get in touch. Hop hop. My Bio and Why I want to write for Playboy Energy Canada is what’s going up Wednesday. Stoked. @_@ That is what stoked looks like if you haven’t slept. Which I have because I do photoshoots now.

Oh hi there. Excuse me while I wolf whistle. Thank you.

SICK BRO.

“I was like” to my gf if you say how hot he is one more time I am going to wrastle you and “she was like” You should stop pointing it out if you don’t want us to notice!! “and I was like” how am i pointing it out. i bet you beat off to him ahahahaha

AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHxldfhgbdfgb;lgb;dgbndfhnAND SHE WAS LIKE EW no!

On your blog you’re always pointing it out! Lolololand the rest is all private. Don’t shoot the hotness messenger I guess.

That shirt makes me so happy. That guy wearing it too.

Mmm Crystal Head. Cheers Toronto.

A lot of boats on the water. It was Labour Day after all.

Plus air show. Come for the air, stay for the show.

I love watching planes now.

One-pieces do work wonders. I almost got this in a size zero. Ridiculous.

Oh look a humongous airplane picture of my favourite plane that’s blurry.

Aye aye craptain. It’s urban olympics time. Is there anything uber cool tiffish tomorrow night I should go to as a vip party guest or? raymitheminxatgmail.com, lol. Turrah.



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