i must be emo
hysterical! “stabby rip stab stab”
May 19, 2006
kiefer takes down the tree
i swear i will fucking kill myself if i don’t get to be trashed with this guy at least ONCE in my lifetime. i trust you to kill me? is this a series on the horizon? sooooo long 24, PEACE!
look how crazy i was, brought to you by tony pierce.
car crash
watch how the reporter DOES NOT help out.
i laugh my head off everytime a news show does a feature on the dangers of myspace. last nite some lady was all it’s like the new playground for kids!!!
no shit einstein! what’s that you say? there’s books in the, library? huh what? water is wet?!! GET OUT OF HERE!
i’m not disputing that everything said was or wasn’t true wait am i doing that double negative thing? anyway i agree that the kids should be monitored and bla bla you’d think parents would be more on the ball with this shit by now so i don’t have to watch a recycled news feature about myspace every nite.
JEANETTE HAS A COMPUTER IN HER ROOM I CAN’T CONTROL WHAT SHE DOES WHEN I’M ASLEEP!
i have an idea, make your own myspace account posing as a kid your child’s age and dupe them into adding you then spread a vicious rumor about your kid having herpes or being a slut or whatever all over myspace. DO IT!
or plan a movie date and then when YOU show up and not some 4 foot emo kid your daughter will be all DAAAAAAAAAAD! YOU ARE SOOOO EMBARASSING! and you can go that’s right, KIMBERLY_CUTIE_1990 YOU ARE FUCKING GROUNDED!
blogTO interviewed me.
my responses are off the hizzle, obviously.
If you could gather all of the bloggers of the world together into one room and tell them one thing, what would it be?
“i would charge them each 1 dollar at the door and after that i would say ok i will tell you what you REALLY want to know when i get back from the uh…bathroom THEN I WOULD LEAVE. i dunno, am i insightful now all of a sudden? in one of my fantasy podium speeches i am standing in front of a bunch of people and i start of by saying and sort of crying and i say looking at you all is like looking at the ocean, if you are ever feeling too big about yourself you go stand by the ocean and you will feel so very small and insignificant and your troubles also, it’s suppose to be humbling and then i say so you all, are my ocean – so i figure if i say something like that i would get a standing ovation and probably a movie role too.”
i just about lost it during the will&grace finale last nite – when karen and jack are singing unforgettable to each other and jack is playing the piano and how they aged his face !!! that karen chick is getting her own talk show can’t wait.
super gay tv post!
i had an MRI this time for my spine cos of those body numbness tingles i get, i’ve had one before for my brain and saw a neurologist and so from those tests they haven’t found any white cells which is good and so this was just one more test to see if there’s anything and that’s it. i am thinking it’s my anti-depressants and drinking that does it to me though you never know. last nite was sober nite 2006 wot!
