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blogTO interviewed me.

my responses are off the hizzle, obviously.

If you could gather all of the bloggers of the world together into one room and tell them one thing, what would it be?

“i would charge them each 1 dollar at the door and after that i would say ok i will tell you what you REALLY want to know when i get back from the uh…bathroom THEN I WOULD LEAVE. i dunno, am i insightful now all of a sudden? in one of my fantasy podium speeches i am standing in front of a bunch of people and i start of by saying and sort of crying and i say looking at you all is like looking at the ocean, if you are ever feeling too big about yourself you go stand by the ocean and you will feel so very small and insignificant and your troubles also, it’s suppose to be humbling and then i say so you all, are my ocean – so i figure if i say something like that i would get a standing ovation and probably a movie role too.”

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