i laugh my head off everytime a news show does a feature on the dangers of myspace. last nite some lady was all it’s like the new playground for kids!!!
no shit einstein! what’s that you say? there’s books in the, library? huh what? water is wet?!! GET OUT OF HERE!
i’m not disputing that everything said was or wasn’t true wait am i doing that double negative thing? anyway i agree that the kids should be monitored and bla bla you’d think parents would be more on the ball with this shit by now so i don’t have to watch a recycled news feature about myspace every nite.
JEANETTE HAS A COMPUTER IN HER ROOM I CAN’T CONTROL WHAT SHE DOES WHEN I’M ASLEEP!
i have an idea, make your own myspace account posing as a kid your child’s age and dupe them into adding you then spread a vicious rumor about your kid having herpes or being a slut or whatever all over myspace. DO IT!
or plan a movie date and then when YOU show up and not some 4 foot emo kid your daughter will be all DAAAAAAAAAAD! YOU ARE SOOOO EMBARASSING! and you can go that’s right, KIMBERLY_CUTIE_1990 YOU ARE FUCKING GROUNDED!
If you could gather all of the bloggers of the world together into one room and tell them one thing, what would it be?
“i would charge them each 1 dollar at the door and after that i would say ok i will tell you what you REALLY want to know when i get back from the uh…bathroom THEN I WOULD LEAVE. i dunno, am i insightful now all of a sudden? in one of my fantasy podium speeches i am standing in front of a bunch of people and i start of by saying and sort of crying and i say looking at you all is like looking at the ocean, if you are ever feeling too big about yourself you go stand by the ocean and you will feel so very small and insignificant and your troubles also, it’s suppose to be humbling and then i say so you all, are my ocean – so i figure if i say something like that i would get a standing ovation and probably a movie role too.”
i just about lost it during the will&grace finale last nite – when karen and jack are singing unforgettable to each other and jack is playing the piano and how they aged his face !!! that karen chick is getting her own talk show can’t wait.
i had an MRI this time for my spine cos of those body numbness tingles i get, i’ve had one before for my brain and saw a neurologist and so from those tests they haven’t found any white cells which is good and so this was just one more test to see if there’s anything and that’s it. i am thinking it’s my anti-depressants and drinking that does it to me though you never know. last nite was sober nite 2006 wot!
i had an mri today and i fell asleep in the machine despite the ratta ratta tat TAT TAT machine gun noises it makes. that’s why i haven’t bloooogged. sorry gays. they didn’t have to inject me with the radioactive dye cos the pictures came out clear enough. i’m fuckin’ tired. i’m simmering chicken korma right now and fil is on the couch and we are going to spend the next few hours fighting over television. i wanted to get a new board game and fil is like MORE LIKE BORED GAME. i bet if i snuck out and got the lord of the rings trivial pursuit he would be all about it.
here is an excerpt from the book i am working on now:
I am going to make a movie about rogue bicycles that come alive at night and wreak havoc on the city of Toronto and cause lots of crime and destruction then come daylight hours they settle back to where they were locked up and the city is all confused as to how and why the fuck Toronto is all trashed every morning and who is doing it and the main character who wears a grey, zippered hoodie has this vintage, silver BMX that has the capability to come alive during daylight hours and they communicate via telepathy and the BMX tells him that the bikes are behind all this crime so he tells the mayor and alerts the press but they just think he is crazy ‘cos he can’t prove the telepathic communications like he’s riding on his bike in front of the mayor and screaming SEE WE ARE TALKING RIGHT NOW! But all the mayor sees is this dude riding around in circles in front of city hall and then he sends the police after him to lock him up but he gets away and spends the rest of the movie fleeing from the cops and eventually the bikes go mental on civilians and so turns out he was telling the truth and then they have to bring in the military and it’s pretty much what Terminator 4 will be like when it comes out except man against bicycle.
