ONE YEAR AGO TOMORROW!

ten things i hate about commandments

i am fully awake.

i am going to go on a juice-tour today because there are ten different juices and i am going to make them all and drink them all until i sweat juice.

we went out for drinks to our local and i got ripped and sang come together and do you want to (franz) and i was totally rocking out to the five people watching and when i was singing come together i screamed at these yuppie guys to shut the fuck up I’M SINGING RIGHT NOW BLEEEARGH! and right before my song started the karaoke guy said that i was psycho and i said I AM NOT PSYCHO but then i screamed at those yuppies so i am like oh ok i guess i am a little bit.

i finished jPod. it kind of makes me angry at coupland how he makes himself out to be an asshole in it and all smarmy i dunno, probably the reaction he was hoping for but it kind of reminds me of those girls who wear shirts with BITCH written on them or BABY or SPOILED etc – here is a word i want to be associated with and i want you to know that i know that you know that i am a bitch and to avoid any and all confusion here look at my shirt.

ugh.

for the past month my tits have been gigantic so much so it’s like excuse me why aren’t you guys discussing the size of my breasts? RUUUUDE!

i was ripped off 60 bucks at the atm at college and manning, the BMO don’t use the one closest to the entrance it is a stealer, i mean it. fil’s mom is helping me with a shared cash investigation because she is a detective, well, works at my bank. exciting.

fil made jerk pork last nite it’s so hot you can see through time.

i feel smarmy eccentric like if i don’t change my outfit right now i will go into a shame spiral.

i read somewhere that when females menstruate they dress sexier and i forget all the reasons why but i agree with it 100 per cent cos i always try and dress slutty when i am perioding cos i figure i’m bloated and 3/4 suicidal i have to do something to fix it oh i know, HOT PANTS!

raymi says:

do you want to talk to emo raymi

merkley??? says:

is she crying?

raymi says:

haha

raymi says:

maybe soon

raymi says:

she is on her period

raymi says:

wait take away the ‘haha’

i am menstruating. no wonder i hate everyone and thing that so much as looks at me. the weather is not helping either. i am sad that i am almost finished my book i feel like the book is my friend. wow, what a loser. you know what i mean. a good 120 pages are devoted to nothing but large font jargon as is typical coupland-fashion. i remember i use to write dear douglas coupland letters all the time and then someone found me his email address and i wrote to him and he didn’t write back. feh. i wrote crazy nonsense most likely.

dear doug

()A&D&)(*AY jHVMH v nmj m!!! hahaha KULDSAG;iuwage

AND THEN THE CHICKEN lkgit 32y6987787 8811000101
0111010110110000010101010101

and so on

if i were to write him now it would be more or less the same shit.

dear douglas coupland

you are obsessed with pop culture and spending a lot of money on stuff and then talking about it a lot. me too.

love raymi

yesterday sucked and so will today probably. the weather is dark and not appreciated, this is sunday weather it has no business showing up on a tuesday. i am almost finished jPod and it is an awesome book. i would discuss it but i don’t want to ruin it, unlike movies, books should not be ruined. douglas coupland shows up a lot in it though.

whale takes out kayak

!!!

sleepy kitten

awwwwdorable.

i was walking into a building and yawning and this scraggily older guy goes to me YOU TIRED ALREADY!? and i went YEAH I’M ALWAYS TIRED and he chuckles and says ten times louder than his first question YOU SHOULD STOP PARTYING THEN!!!

ughhh.

don’t make me strangle your head off, beanpole.

how do you know i’m not a student who stays up on adderal ’til 6am studying or like a brain surgeon, and who are you crazyhead with your pants pulled up to your ribcage and you are chain smoking.

my horoscope in dose magazine said that in the history of time no one has ever looked as mashed up as i do today.

fucking think you are so clever FREE papers can kiss my fucking ass. then i read fil’s and it was all nice to him and said ENJOY THE MADNESS as in YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A FUCKING CRAZY BITCH.

i wish i was a character in jPod.