go watch hot fuzz tonite!! if you loved shaun of the dead you will love it, i applaud this new genre/style invention of film, funny, thriller, ridiculous unnecessary unbelievable gore, british humour, HILARIOUS. like don’t even talk to me or read my blog until you have seen it ok.
you will love danny:
he makes all these exaggerated faces when he shoots his gun and drops all this american slang, it’s pretty smart. he is obsessed with hollywood cop films and asks ginger-haired dude non-stop questions like HAVE YOU EVER SHOT YOUR GUN AND FLEW IN THE AIR AT THE SAME TIME? HAVE YOU EVER BLASTED YOUR GUN IN THE AIR LIKE IN POINT BREAK COS YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND YOU CAN’T SHOOT HIM? sooooo endearing!
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i am a polish magazine
thanks aleksandra for mailing this to me! i can’t find you on myspace so email me nice lady, raymitheminx@gmail.com
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Someone offers you $10 million tax-free on the condition that you shut down this blog and remain in self-imposed Internet exile for the rest of your days. Deal or no deal?
E. Frontery
deal but i would write elsewhere on the internet using a different alias? or use that money to fund an indie film project or tv show. though i dunno why someone would pay me ten million for my blog to go away that’s kinda funny. i don’t think i would be able to stop myself, i would violate that contract immediately. but yes deal, where do i sign?
pity is bad it’s like i only like you cos i feel sorry for you, lame. i’d rather be hated.
If you could collaborate with any artist who and why
ala
um someone clothes designy can’t think who
hi raymi,
i’ve been reading your blog for awhile now and i have to say that it’s the one out of the multiple blogs i visit that i look forward to reading the most. i love that you update it so often because i am usually very bored at work and love having something new to read throughout the day. also, the multiple pictures are nice because sometimes my a.d.d. kicks in and i don’t feel like reading. thanks!
question: how did you and fil meet?
kristin
my mom was seeing this dude who lived beside fil’s mom and my mom wanted me to stop dating this coke dealer guy so she was like FIL MY DAUGHTER IS HOT BE HER NEW BOYFRIEND and then fil showed up on his motorcycle one day when my mom and i were on a walk and talking to fil’s stepdad and i was dressed really slutty and the combination of my whorish ways and fil’s deal-maker motorcycle worked very well and the rest is history.
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me: sigh
merkley???: aw
me: whats new
merkley???: hmmn not much — same old i dreamed i was a comedian last night
me: were your jokes funny
merkley???: and i was worried i was preparing to much before hand so i decided to wing it and it worked better
me: i had very bad dreams last nite like poison blow darts and this gross serial killer guy and i was dressed like i was in preschool walking around subdivisions gay
merkley???: wow sounds cool
me: there was a lot of carnage i kept shooting this guy but he wouldnt die
merkley???: i cant wait to start my next project where i photogaph my dreams
me: and i was trying to protect these little girls oh neat
merkley???: i thought i told you about that
me: yeah i am saying oh neat about it again oh not neat?
merkley???: there was a urinal on stage with me
me: thats funny
merkley???: and it was leaky and i made lots of jokes about it had a conversation with it like it was trying to steal my style
me: were you drunk before you fell asleep
merkley???: nope zero booze yesterday
me: good for you we drank all weekend long too much
merkley???: yeah i had many events this week
me: i just want some g rated shit tonite maybe a movie out
merkley???: plus i needed to deny this girl yesterday to make her like me
me: oh interesting this russian dude from los angeles hit on me on saturday i bragged about it he was kind of a monster looking and bald
merkley???: she is really pretty and i think she might be really smart too and she was way hitting on me friday night
me: he was pretty audacious but had no game how did you deny her
merkley???: well she wanted to see me the next day and i became unavailable then on sunday she wanted me to go on a boat party with her and everyone else i know but i decided not to
we walked all the way home from the drake last nite somehow i managed to not walk into any thing or person, wow, sunday afternoon sunshine patios + booze = early nite. pictures to come.
oh yah we walked past these detox dudes:
one asked what we were holding and if fil was a photographer. good luck guys.
oh man it is so gorgeous outside i wonder what magical adventures we will get up to today i am pretty hung last nite for dinner we ploughed through two trays of cocktail shrimp haha they’re virtually fatless and 2.99 a tray. after my 40th shrimp i was over it we made our own ketchup/hot horseradish concoction, that’s what you get tired of, the horseradish wasn’t hot enough, i never thought the day would arrive when i complained about spices and heat. i grew up on potatoes and grey steak.
we played guitar hero II and i was sucking cos i thought i was too wasted but then i took a sip of the magic sauce wine and my skills sharpened like mad and i beat fil’s ass when we play i pretend there are people watching and i get really into it, singing and dancing and posing, posing is important. i am like the dude in beerfest who is chatting up that girl in the bar thinking he is all suave wearing a hugh hefner type get-up says HEY WHY DON’T YOU SLIP OUT OF THOSE WET CLOTHES AND INTO A DRY MARTINI she says what then the camera goes back to him and he has a box on his head with holes cut for eyes and he is actually just unintelligible drunk ramble-slurring at her ahah.
when the water was back on yesterday i was thawing the shrimp in the sink and this huge spray blast exploded all over my hair face clothes everything and it was super loud fil turned around all what the fuck, a huge air-pocket glugged up the pipes and that’s how it went it, pretty funny.
i have bruises on my upper thighs from walking into the organ and cuffing the edge of it, i don’t think there has ever been a time when i wasn’t bruised somewhere on my body fil laughed cos i walked into it again just now i was rippin’ on him hard i cannot tell you why he will be embarrassed.
he made me watch some of that zeppelin movie last nite because it reminds him of his youth yeah fine reminds me of mine too i have a party dad you know, anyway, i was all for it but getting pretty impatient cos of the pointless magical mystery tour rip-off beginning and fil said just give it a chance wait til the music starts, and then the music starts, and you can tell robert plant is high but on what i could not tell and totally butchered every song and it pissed me off and fil took it personally.
i would take it personally if i bought a zeppelin ticket, expecting to hear my favourite jams the way they sound on the record and then dude gets high and shits everything up. yeah yeah yeah plays shows all the time tired of the material blow me write NEW SONGS DON’T FUCK UP A GOOD THING FOR ME. i was not in the mood to watch a tour of arrogant pampered drug addict dicks do shitty show after shitty show on my friday fun nite, if they played the songs correctly then i would have, but they didn’t, so there.
oh great fil is going to write his rebuttal post in a bit.
