Would you rather be hated or pitied?
I ask ‘cos it’s from a Spice Girls’ song that I can’t get out of my head at the moment. :/
pity is bad it’s like i only like you cos i feel sorry for you, lame. i’d rather be hated.
If you could collaborate with any artist who and why
um someone clothes designy can’t think who
i’ve been reading your blog for awhile now and i have
to say that it’s the one out of the multiple blogs i
visit that i look forward to reading the most. i love
that you update it so often because i am usually very
bored at work and love having something new to read
throughout the day. also, the multiple pictures are
nice because sometimes my a.d.d. kicks in and i don’t
feel like reading. thanks!
question: how did you and fil meet?
my mom was seeing this dude who lived beside fil’s mom and my mom wanted me to stop dating this coke dealer guy so she was like FIL MY DAUGHTER IS HOT BE HER NEW BOYFRIEND and then fil showed up on his motorcycle one day when my mom and i were on a walk and talking to fil’s stepdad and i was dressed really slutty and the combination of my whorish ways and fil’s deal-maker motorcycle worked very well and the rest is history.
me: whats new
not much — same old
i dreamed i was a comedian last night
me: were your jokes funny
merkley???: and i was worried i was preparing to much before hand so i decided to wing it
and it worked better
me: i had very bad dreams last nite
like poison blow darts and this gross serial killer guy
and i was dressed like i was in preschool
walking around subdivisions
me: there was a lot of carnage
i kept shooting this guy but he wouldnt die
merkley???: i cant wait to start my next project where i photogaph my dreams
me: and i was trying to protect these little girls
merkley???: i thought i told you about that
me: yeah i am saying oh neat about it again
oh not neat?
merkley???: there was a urinal on stage with me
me: thats funny
merkley???: and it was leaky
and i made lots of jokes about it
had a conversation with it
like it was trying to steal my style
me: were you drunk before you fell asleep
zero booze yesterday
me: good for you
we drank all weekend long
merkley???: yeah i had many events this week
me: i just want some g rated shit tonite maybe a movie out
merkley???: plus i needed to deny this girl yesterday to make her like me
me: oh interesting
this russian dude from los angeles hit on me on saturday
i bragged about it
he was kind of a monster looking
merkley???: she is really pretty and i think she might be really smart too and she was way hitting on me friday night
me: he was pretty audacious but had no game
how did you deny her
merkley???: well she wanted to see me the next day and i became unavailable then on sunday she wanted me to go on a boat party with her and everyone else i know but i decided not to
me: do you want a medal
it’s time to clean that mirror.
i have writer’s block.
ask me questions in my comments/by email.